The Quote Thread

"In prison slang, we all know what a "chicken" is: skinny young dude... and that's what Gonzo liked... skinny young dudes..." ~ Michael Ian Black

"I knew it! George Costanza was right! Worlds are colliding!" ~ Me in response to SST cosplay

"Now how do we know how to avoid elocution?" "Stay inside durring a thunderstorm!" -Dr. Scratch-N-Sniff and Yakko

IT'S SUPER EFECTIVE!
~ pokemon

"I get letters from Germans all the time, they usually start with, 'Dear Sir, the world will be a better place without you and your kind, prepare to meet your demise.'" ~ Richard Dawson

"Mario's last name is... der... Mario... and Luigi's last name is... Mario too! Because they're brothers you see... *Scratches* no wait, they're not brothers, they're FATHER AND SON..." ~ Nostalgia Critic

Sweetie Belle: Dumb fabric!

me, how i feel right now with my stupid custom pony plush i am making.

Wolf: Little pigs, little pigs, Let me in!
...
Wolf: You're supposed to say, "Not by the hair on my chiny chin chin!"
Miss Piggy: Are you suggesting that I have facial hair furball?
Wolf: Er, no I-
Miss Piggy: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-Yaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

My mother: "Have you seen yourself as a Muppet yet?"
Me: "Um no. Why?"
My mother: "Just saying, you like the Muppets, so I thought you've seen your Muppet self in a mirror."
Me: [chuckling] "Maybe if I look long enough in the mirror, I'll see myself as a Muppet."

SARAH: ED!!! What's your smell sock doing in my room?!!
ED: Sleeping?

Everybody's insane to some extent, there are just some people deluded enough to believe they aren't. - Me

Johnny Carson: so, how's your love life?
Kermit: my love life? Listen, I work on Sesame Street! You don't ask a frog a question like that!

Ma Gorg: "See! I know three googily-eyes when I hear them!"

"And here you thought I was just another bubble-headed blonde bimbo....Well the joke's on you....I'm not even a real blonde!" -Harley Quinn

"There's MORE of her!?"- Stan Smith

"It must be hard for you...to be the disappointing child"- Tyrion

"Is rapturous the same thing as boring?" - Red
"I don't think so"- Wembly
"Then she's wrong."- Red

Rainbow Dash- i can clear the skies in 10 seconds flat!

So, we're doing Harley quotes?
Harley Quinn:
Here's to Gotham's Commissioner G.
You lock up the weirdos, the crooks and the geeks!
Yer a hero to all of the boys in blue -
But this time, baybee, the joke's on YOU!"

A father to his toddler: "Ready! Set! Go!"
The toddler doesn't move.
Me: "Nice reaction."

"You stare like a deer in headlights."
- my mother about my photo for my ID card

Overheared from a Life Alert commercial: It's an absolute Life Saver. It saved my life.

WHO talks like that?!?! Who besides Lady redundant Woman and Mojo Jojo?

Is that kind of like those commercials that says, "If you or a loved one took this drug, and suffered the following side effects, or death, then you may be elligible for compensation..."

Pinkie Pie: APPLEJACK!!! YOU PINKIE PROMISED!!!!