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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by That Announcer, Jul 23, 2005.

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  1. Drtooth Well-Known Member

    Not quite.
    Drtooth, Jun 6, 2012
    #4721

  2. ZeppoAndFriends Well-Known Member

    A runabout. I'll steal it! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!

    - Dan Backslide (coward, bully, cad & thief)
    ZeppoAndFriends, Jun 6, 2012
    #4722
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  3. Lola p Well-Known Member

    Evil Dr. Doofinsmirtz: Look, i don't know why you are mad, i mean, all i wanna do is invade and take over your dimension. Jeez.
    Lola p, Jun 6, 2012
    #4723
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  4. Lola p Well-Known Member

    Spongebob- SQUIDWARD! WE ARE OUT OF KETCHUP PACKETS! OUT OF KETCHUP PACKETS!!
    Lola p, Jun 7, 2012
    #4724

  5. bandit Well-Known Member

    Gobo- "There. That ought to do it."
    Felix - "It'll never hold."

    I don't know why but the way Felix says this line never ceases crack me up. It's so unwarrented and yet he's so sure of himself. There's a distinct 'Nanni-nanni-booboo-esque' quality to his voice here. It's just funny.
    bandit, Jun 7, 2012
    #4725

  6. Lola p Well-Known Member

    Derpy Hooves: I just dont know what i did wrong!
    Lola p, Jun 7, 2012
    #4726
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  7. Lola p Well-Known Member

    Jake: I'd rather be dancing with some babes!
    Lola p, Jun 7, 2012
    #4727

  8. KirbTreelo05 Active Member

    "It's moments like these I think: What would Tenderheart say?
    'Grumpy, I have a feeling the dragonbees wouldn't like that!'
    To which I think back: 'I have a feeling that I don't care.'"

    -Grumpy Bear about to steal a dragonbee nest.
    KirbTreelo05, Jun 8, 2012
    #4728
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  9. Yuna Leonhart Well-Known Member

    Auron: "This is my story and you're no part of it."
    Hades: "Did you forget who you're talking to? I am the Lord of the DEAD!"
    Auron: "No wonder no one wants to die."
    - Hades recruiting Auron to eliminate Hercules, Kingdom Hearts II
    Yuna Leonhart, Jun 8, 2012
    #4729

  10. Lola p Well-Known Member

    Finn: Candy people explode when they get scared?
    Lola p, Jun 8, 2012
    #4730

  11. ZeppoAndFriends Well-Known Member

    Like the lady said when she ordered the size 48 girdle, 'Man, I'm the hippest'. - Rowlf
    ZeppoAndFriends, Jun 8, 2012
    #4731
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  12. miss kermie Well-Known Member

    "Now I know I have a heart, 'cause it's breaking."

    -Norm the robot
    miss kermie, Jun 8, 2012
    #4732
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  13. D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    MINISTER: And if any man objects to the union of this couple, speak now or forever hold your peace.
    SNIDELY: I don't know what it means, but I object!
    DUDLEY: Whiplash, you cad! So you can ruin my wedding, eh?
    SNIDELY: As a starter, yes!
    NARRATOR: Dudley picked up the closest thing to him, which happened to be Nell, and threw it.
    SNIDELY: *Catches Nell* Aha! I've got her, and you will never get her back! Or any other part of her... *Runs off*
    MINISTER: Quick Do-Right, give chase!
    DUDLEY: What, and miss all this swell food?
    D'Snowth, Jun 8, 2012
    #4733
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  14. D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    MY MOM: Rick Astley has such a great voice, I don't know why he doesn't put out a new album.
    ME: Probably because nobody would take him seriously anymore.
    MY MOM: Why wouldn't they take him seriously?

    And I've explained the Rickroll to her, like, five times...
    D'Snowth, Jun 9, 2012
    #4734
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  15. ZeppoAndFriends Well-Known Member

    Don't leave me with the Germans! - Crow T. Robot
    ZeppoAndFriends, Jun 9, 2012
    #4735

  16. Lola p Well-Known Member

    Gorgan Von Strangle:

    Lalala
    Lelele,
    I’m a silly pink bunny!
    I am cute
    Yes it’s true
    I will shake my tail for you!
    Lola p, Jun 11, 2012
    #4736
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  17. Lola p Well-Known Member

    My Brother: I AM THE RED POWER RANGER!
    My cousin: NO,i am!
    *This countines for about 5 strait mins...*
    ME: THAT IS IT!!
    *Walking out of bedroom*
    Me: none of you are the red power ranger!
    The kids: Why?
    Me: becuase I am going to be the red power ranger! Jackson, you be the blue, Bella, you can be the pink, Ashley, you be the green, and Skylar, you be the gold. Am i clear?
    Kids: Yes Red Power ranger!
    Me that is what i thought!
    Lola p, Jun 11, 2012
    #4737
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  18. mo Well-Known Member

    that sounds like me and my cousins only we play mario!
    mo, Jun 12, 2012
    #4738

  19. D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    "Honey, this is a tissue of lies, see, there was another Bill... an EVIL Bill... and I killed him." ~ Bill Paxton as Bill Harding
    D'Snowth, Jun 18, 2012
    #4739

  20. ZeppoAndFriends Well-Known Member

    I'd give my right arm to be am-bi-dex-strious - Crow T. Robot
    ZeppoAndFriends, Jun 18, 2012
    #4740
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