The Quote Thread

Jareth: You remind me of the babe.
Goblin: What babe?
Jareth: The babe with the power.
Goblin: What power?
Jareth: The power of vodo.
Goblin: Who do?
Jareth: You do.
Goblin: What?
Jareth: Remind me of the babe.


Opening to Magic Dance.

"♪Coooon-raaaad~♪ Did you get the proper permits for adding that recording studio?"

-Harmony making sure the bird houses are properly sound proof.

"I'M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND I JUST WANNA EAAAAAAT!!!" ~ Harold from Hey Arnold!

[repeated line]
Michael Scott: That's what *she* said.

Spongebob: Well, i got 6 and a half hour to the end of my shift, what you wanna do?
Patrick: Tag! Your it!
Spongebob: Tag! Your it!

~repeats for awile...~

"Thanks a lot, Thanks-A-Lot Bear!" *Offers her a muffin from her basket*
*Gladly takes it and walks away*"And thanks a lot for sharing, Share Bear!"
"Ooh, thanks a lot for sharing your thanks, Thanks-A-Lot!"

"All right, will you two cut it out?!"

-Share and Thanks-A-Lot hold a conversation after setting a picnic blanket while Grumpy interrupts.

Mickey: "Horace, what's wrong?!"
Horace: "All the rain forests are being chopped down, nobody votes anymore and the Internet's too dang slow!"

Groucho: How much would you want to run into an open manhole?
Chico: Just the cover charge
Groucho: Well drop in sometime
Chico: Sewer

Daniel

pinkie pie: you reach your right hoof in! you reach your right hoof out! you reach your right hoof in and you shake it all about! you do the pony pokey, meeting lots of folks with clout! that's what I'm talking about!

Timon:How convenient, enter a sufficient monkey, right on Que.
Pumbaa: Well, you know what they say, "When the student is ready, the teacher will appear!"
Timon: That's it, no more fortune cookies for you!

( after Gonzo's reflection sings a verse of "Act Naturally" without him)
Gonzo: Hey wait a minute, you can't do this!
Gonzo's Reflection: Why not?
Gonzo: Well you're a reflection, you're supposed to do just what I do!
Gonzo's Reflection: But you do ludicrous things!
Gonzo: I do what?!
Gonzo's Reflection: LUDICROUS things!
Gonzo: Of course I do, I'm an artist!

HAROLD: *Runs away, crying* WAAHHHH!!! MOMMY!!!
MR. GREEN: *Sighs* I better call his mommy...

'"Once upon a time, long, long ago..."'

'Funny, nothing ever happens nowadays.'

- Edgar Bergen & Charlie McCarthy

From Facebook:

Me: International Joke Day? MY KIND o' HOLIDAY
Friend: What a coincidence, it's Canada day too!
Me: I know, they're the International Joke

"I say we paint ourselves with tiger stripes, and go free all the animals in the zoo!"

~Curly, from Hey Arnold!

Auron: "Now! This is it! Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow! Now is the time to shape your stories! Your fate is in your hands!"
Kimahri: "Yuna needs Kimahri. Kimahri protect Yuna."
Rikku: "Well, I'm fighting!"
Wakka: "I can't believe we're gonna fight Lady Yunalesca! Gimme a break!"
Lulu "You can always run."
Wakka: "Hah! I'd never forgive myself... no way! Not if I ran away now. Even in death, ya!"
Lulu: "My thoughts exactly."
Tidus: "Yuna! This is our story! Now let's see this thing through together."

- Final Fantasy X, before the very hard boss fight against Lady Yunalesca

BUBBA: Fred's not all bad.
ESTHER: What are you sticking up for him for Bubba? He's always callin' you stupid, dumb, and ignorant.
BUBBA: I know, but at least he doesn't insult me.

Fry: "They said I was stupid; I proved them!"

Nixon: "Earth, the best planet in the world!"

From "Crazy House"

Shemp: "Wanna buy a stove? It's hot."
Shemp: "Wanna buy an anchor? Fresh off the boat."
Shemp: "Wanna buy a bee hive? You won't get stung."
Shemp: Wanna buy a deck of cards? It's a good deal."

Also from "Crazy House"

(Ole Olsen and Chic Johnson arrive at outside of the office of the President of Universal Studios).

Ole: "Universal's number one comedy team is here!"
President: "Oh, Abbott and Costello? Send 'em in!"