The Quote Thread

"You and Grandpa Otto sure have a lot of fun, don't you?"
"Oh, we sure do...for the most part. From the first day we met!"
"You mean, you haven't known him forever?"
"Oh no, I met Grandpa Otto when I was a young otter."
"You were young?"

-Ojo and Etta Otter

BIZARRO STINKY: Gosh Fifi, I certainly do revere your new maillot.
BIZARRO PHOEBE: "Mayo"? What the heck's that mean Stumpy?
BIZARRO STINKY: It's French for bathing suit.
BIZARRO PHOEBE: Oh.
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BIZARRO GERALD: Eleven cents?! Boy-howdy that's outrageous, it's unacceptable!
BIZARRO SID: Quit over-reacting Gerard, and cool-out.
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BIZARRO HAROLD: Rhoda, you dribbled on your shirt AGAIN!
BIZARRO RHONDA: So?
BIZARRO HAROLD: So? You look like a giant slob! It's embarrassing.
BIZARRO RHONDA: How many times do I have to tell you Harry, I don't care what I look like.

COP: Hey, watch it!
KERMIT: Oh sorry, but I gotta get a contract so I can go out and kill 'em! *Runs out*
COP: *Pause* Nah...

* in forbidden forest*

Umbrige: Harry! Tell them I mean no harm!


Harry: I am sorry, professor; I must not tell a lie.

*Umbrige gets carried away by centaurs*

"Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"
- Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone

I'm so glad that was in the book! I wish they could've put it in the movie.

Me too! That was my favorite quote in the book.

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Ministry Wizard: [holding a pair of pinstriped trousers] "Just put them on, Archie, there's a good chap, you can't walk around like that, the Muggle on the gate's already getting suspicious -"
Archie: [wearing a flowery nightgown] "I bought this in a Muggle shop. Muggles wear them."
Ministry Wizard: "Muggle women wear them, Archie, not the men. They wear these." [brandishes the trousers]
Archie: "I'm not putting them on. I like a healthy breeze round my privates, thanks."
- Harry Potter And The Goblet of Fire

Back off, stupid zombie! I got the pipe! THE PIPE IS LAW! MWAHAHA!

~My freind and I playing Resident evil 2. (He dies 2 seconds after saying this statment. )

Ron: "Lockhart'll sign anything if it stands still long enough."

Harry:"So light a fire!
Hermione:Yes...of course...but there's no wood!
Ron:HAVE YOU GONE MAD,ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT?!

(Sorry for triple post! )

(You could have used the edit function)

"Make way for the heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through!"
- Fred and George, Harry Potter And The Chamber of Secrets

*After walking into a bar, and seeing a man laying down on the ground*

Mabel: He's just resting....

Meow. - A cat

Woof~ A dog.

Squeak. - A mouse

well,your smarter then you look.
-cranky doodle donkey to pinkie

"So, you were trying to murder Gruncle Stan for real?"

"You were right Dipper. Wax figures ARE scary."


-Dipper and Mabel Pines

"Ooo, soft..."
- Zidane "accidentally" touching Dagger's butt, Final Fantasy IX

COLIN: Say Ryan?
RYAN: Yeah Colin?
COLIN: If Sting retires, will he be Stung?

"So, uh, what happened to Webster?"

"I threw him in a ravine!"

"WHAT?!"

"He was disrespecting me. He broke my heart, so I broke his face!"


-Oscar and Clamantha