The Quote Thread

"Betty? A theif?! That's an absurd proposition-!"
"YOU'RE AN ABSURD PROPOSITION!"

-Howard getting told by Stu

we are anonamous.
we do not foregive.
we do not foreget.
expect us.
- graffiti in austria october 2011

Rapunzel: "Something brought you here, Flynn Rider. Call it what you will - dare, destiny..."
Flynn: "A horse?"
- Tangled

Fester-Hey snap it up Lurch we're not all Mozart fans!
Lurch-(plays rock music but goes back to Classical)
Fester-Darn it! Just when I was getting into it!
Morticia-Uncle Fester please! I don't like profanity!
(By the way he does say darn, but Morticia considers it swearing.)

GAME SHOW HOST: Name the four food groups.
JOHNNY BRAVO: Fruit, dairy... uh beef jerky... and a garden hose?
GAME SHOW HOST: Oh, that's wrong! That means our common tree stump is the winner!
JOHNNY BRAVO: Ah man, this game's fixed!

"Hehehe, abuse to women is funny!" ~ Nostalgia Critic

me: it's just like a beuty pagent the little blond girls always win!
my mom:your blond.
me: yeah, but it's not like I wash my hair everyday.

There's no such thing as Satchmo, there's no such thing as Satchmo. - Chuckie

What about the time you told Chuckie the guy on the oatmeal box moved in next door? - Susie Charmichael

Phil-I know a really bad word.....bath!

"Your very own what?"
"Not what Fozzie, what not."
"What's a what not?"
"Well, that's what we're to explain."
"Explain what?"
"No no no, explain What nots."
"How would I explain what it's not, when I don't even know what it is?"
"Well, I know what it is."
"You know what what is?"
"What not."
"What?"
"Not. Say What not."
"Why?"
"Why not?"
"Why not? What happened to the whatnot?"
"Well, I don't know..."
"THIRD BASE!!! Oh, Kermit, I gotta go lie down..."


-Kermit and Fozzie

Did you make that up?

No, it's on the Muppet website. I memorized it, and they're talking about whatnots.

Wendsday- Can you pass the salt? (Fester picks it up)
Morticia-What do we say?
Wendsday-Now!

Bender: (having received 3rd place in a German sausage competition) "This is the greatest injustice Germany has ever committed."

"They're perfect for each other, but how can they possibly fit both of their egos in the same room?" ~ A commentator on Kim Krapdashian and Kanye West

"That was NUTS!"

-Dagget on many occasions

CROOK #1: We own this town buddy!
CROOK #2: Where are we?
CROOK #1: I don't know.

Bruce Willis in NORTH: "A bird in the hand is always greener than the grass under the other guy's bushes."
Nostalgia Critic: "...I hate you."

"Why does everyone always pick on me?" ~ Leif Garrett