The Quote Thread

Charlie: "He's Not ready to go home!"

Sasha: "Come on, he's only 8 years old..."

Charlie: "That's 56 in Dog years"

JUGGLER: *Approaches Johnny, juggling* How do I do it? How DO I DO it?
JOHNNY BRAVO: By being a loser and having too much freetime?
JUGGLER: *Walks aways with his feelings hurt*

"You look like a bear wearing a marshmallow."
- Cloud to Barret, Final Fantasy VII

MARIANNE SIERK: Billy, would you defend my honor for me like that?
BILLY KIMBALL: Uh, if you had been a virgin when we got married, I might.
MARIANNE SIERK:

Oliver Hardy: "Shut up and get this mess cleaned up! Don't you know that my wife is going to be home at noon?"
Stan Laurel: "Say, what do you think I am? Cinderella? If I had any sense I'd walk out on you."
Oliver Hardy: "Well it's a good thing you haven't any sense!"
Stan Laurel: "It certainly is!"
*Stan looks confused*

(Helpmates - 1932)

ANOUNCER LADY: could you all lend me your ears?
ME: lend them? you can have them! I wasn't using them in the first place!

HAL SPARKS: Clearly, a Fraggle is another example of pot-induced puppetry.
BOOBER: Ugh! It's a hedious round thing! Ugh!
HAL SPARKS: They were very food-oriented...
WEMBLEY: It's a good thing I'm hungry, I can eat my way to freedom!
HAL SPARKS: And they were very hippy-looking... they were gonna call it Gonga Rock for a while.

"They're grrrrrreat!" - Tony the Tiger on Frosted Flakes.

"They sttttink!" - Tony on Frosted Flakes after trying some.

"I'm grrrreat!" - Tony on too much sugar.

Theeeeeeeeyyyyy'rrrrreeeeeeeeee food! - Terry the Tiger

"Out of me way! They're after me Lucky Charms" - Lucky

Oooh, Ahh, Coco Puffs, yeah, that's just an act, not really my thing anyomore. - Sonny ( the coco puffs ) Bird

Ross: "Ugly Baby judges you!"

"Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down, they're just gnomes and illusions."
-Jake the Dog

Moe: "That ain't a man, that's a committee!"
(The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Daze - 1963)

Kelly: "I said I was sorry..."
Me: (happy sarcasm) "Oh! You're sorry! She said she was sorry! Well, la-di-da, aren't we all apologetic today! SORRY does not get us a new camera, SORRY will not get us out of these woods and SORRY...is a word with five letters in it. And you know how much that ****** me off!"
-Journey to the Center of the Woods

ROB: Okay... I'm going... BYE... (Pause) Don't all thank me at once for going out and supporting you two!!!
SATCHEL: Now... where do you go everyday?
BUCKY: Bring back food.

Bert: "I am Prince Charming, Mr. Royal Dynamite."

LITTLE BOY: Oh, look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...
*Super Grover dives in for a crash landing*
SUPER GROVER: *Picks himself up* It's, uh, Super Grover.
LITTLE BOY: Oh rats!

Homer: Oh, how's the TV reception here? Excellent, or ...
Q'Toktok: [wondering] Tee ... vee?
Homer: You don't have TV? But what will I watch when I'm sitting on the couch? Ak: [slowly] Couch?
Homer: No couches either? Oh, man, I need a beer.
[Q'Toktok and Ak just stare at each other]
[Homer collapses to the ground]
Homer: Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!
Natives:[imitating and collapsing like Homer] Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!
(The Simpsons: Season 11, Ep. 15- Missionary Impossible)

Stan: What are you getting so mushy about?
Ollie: Life's biggest moment! I'm going to be married!
Stan: You don't believe me!
Ollie: Yes, I don't...what do you mean 'you don't believe me'! Didn't I just tell you I was going to be married?!
Stan: Who to?
Ollie: Why, a woman! Did you ever hear of anybody marrying a man?
Stan: Sure.
Ollie: Who?
Stan: My sister.
Ollie: This is no time for levity!
Stan: (?????)
Ollie: She's the most beautiful girl in the world! Been all over the world, loved by everyone, and she's mine, all mine. Well, what do you think of her?
Stan: What does 'levity' mean?
Ollie:... levity is a... 'synonomum'. You know what a 'synonomum' is?
Stan: (????)
Ollie: 'Synonomum'... cinnamon...
*Knock at door*
(Stan picks up the phone)
Stan: Hello?
Ollie: What are you doing?
Stan: Somebody's knocking on the phone.
Ollie: That's levity!
Stan: Hello, Mister Levity?

(Laurel and Hardy in "Beau Hunks" - 1931)