The Quote Thread

What is so hot it's cool, yet so cool, it's hot?

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Pop tar-

IT'S NOT POP TARTS!

You'll never get out,
You'll never get out,
You'll never get out of The Cube
(It's sad)
You'll never get out,
You'll never get out,
You'll never get out till your dead, dead-dead
Till your dead, dead-dead
Till your dead, dead-dead
Till your dead, dead-dead
Till your dead, dead-dead
Till your dead, dead-dead
Till your dead, dead-dead

"Hi, everyone, I was just dropping by the Spring reading list and--OH! Are you having cake?" - Mr. Ratburn.

"Brownie cake!" - Mr. Ratburn.

Since you liked that one...


Bat credit card.

A BAT CREDIT CARD!? I'LL KILL YOU!! AHHHH! *goes gun crazy*

Zach, Zack, he's a psycomaniac.

Gee, it sure is boring around here. I just wonder what Ganon is up to.

Mai boy, this peace is what all wariors strive for.

It is written: only Link can defeat Ganon.

Great! All grab my stuff!

"If you wanted to kill someone, you'd have to go all the way to California to do so, because California's the only state where you can do something bad and not get in trouble for it. " ~ Me

Dan Millman: Got any soda pop?
Socrates: Only got juice here, and don't call me Pop.

- The Peaceful Warrior

"Your left hand is stupid if you're right-handed." ~ Caroll Spinney

"If you want to convince a cop you're not drunk, saying you're Irish is not a good way to do it. That's like trying to get out of a drug charge by saying, 'I'm Andy Dick'!" ~ Kevin McCaffery

"Uhh... one time... I like had this dream where my mom made soup for breakfast. And I was all, 'dude who eats soup for breakfast?'. And then, I like went downstairs to get some breakfast, and I was in the wrong house". - Totally Kyle

Jonathan: You're the real Count Dracula. (imitating Dracula) Blah Blah Blah!
Mavis: (imitating Dracula) Blah Blah Blah!
Guy in Dracula Costume: (imitating Dracula) Blah Blah Blah!

Dracula: I do NOT say "Blah Blah Blah"!

(Hotel Transylvania)

"And now, let's take a look at downfall of Squish Todd Rhumbus Trousers!" ~ Jason Alexander narrating Clipaholics

"Oh my God, it's Oscar! I haven't seen him in YEARS! He's like the first puppet I ever saw in my entire life! He's like TOTALLY responsible for the grumpy personality I have today, I mean I just looked up to him, I just loved him, and... I'm... sure this movie will still blow despite him!" ~ Nostalgia Critic on Oscar the Grouch

"(Gasp) Big Bird! Oh my God! He's just as big as I remember! Some things never change when you're a chi... IT'S A MAN IN A COSTUME! A big... lovable... heartwarming costume..." ~ Nostalgia Critic on Big Bird, in a higher voice

"(Gasp) IT'S MR. SNUFFLEUPAGUS! I REMEMBER MR. SNUFFLEUPAGUS! He's like a big, hairy Dumbo, but with depression!" ~ Nostalgia Critic shrilly over Snuffy

"Bunny!"
- Behemoth, The Nightmare Before Christmas

"Asking where's Kramer is like asking where's Waldo". - Jerry Seinfeld

What episode is that from? I don't recall that quote.

"Some people like crap."-Geddy Lee, guitarist, keyboardist, and vocalist of Rush

"Books. Books are for tourists."-Alex Lifeson, bass guitarist of Rush