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Why did the trend have to shift to SpongeBob?
Why would it not? - Ian Hecox
Wile E. Coyote: Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Mud.
Bugs Bunny: And remember, Mud spelled backwoids is Dum.
(Looney Tunes: Operation: Rabbit)
(Looney Tunes: To Hare is Human, Wile E. goes down elevator and kidnaps Bugs, while Bugs is in bag, he drills a hole in it with his carrot)
Bugs: Ehh, whatcha got in the bag doc?
Wile E: Oh, I say, I'm terribly sorry one must be rude, even to one's breakfast.
Wile E: Permit me to introduce myself. My name is Coyote. Wile E. Coyote. Genius.
Bugs: Have brain, eh? Hey, that must be very handy at times.
Wile E: Why, yes, it has its advantages. For example, (Bugs finds his way out of bag) you asked me just now what I had in the bag, and I was supposed to say a rabbit, to which you would reply, "What are you going to do with him?" Then I was supposed to say something stupid, which would enable you to get very clever, and so on and so on and so on. When by this time, we know very well now that there is nothing left in the bag.
Bugs: There isn't? I, uh, don't like to disagree with no genius doc, but there is.
Wile E: Well...(puts head into bag and dynamite stick explodes; Bugs goes back to elevator singing Sweet Georgia Brown)
Homer: I don't want to look like a weirdo. I'll just go with a muumuu.
Bart: Bad news Homer. We're all out of food. We're even out of the basic elements of food. You ate all the tarragon and drank all the soy sauce!
Daisy Duck: Phone call for a Duchess!
(Jasmine, Ariel and Sleeping Beauty raise their hands.)
Duchess (from The Aristocats): (walking in) Darlings, she said Duchess, not Princesses.
(House of Mouse: Ladies' Night)
Chuckie Finster after Tommy has rearranged the Bogo Blocks City Village: The police car is at the fire station, the fire truck is at the airport, the airplane's on top of the restaurant, people are hanging out of windows, buildings are moved, and you've completely taken apart City Hall!
(Dalmatians show up at the House of Mouse)
Daisy: Table for 101!
Donald: Oh no!
Control Center Technician: Have you prepared a statement for the press?
Bugs Bunny: Well, yes, I have prepared a statement: GET ME OUT OF HEEEEERE!!!
(Looney Tunes: Haredevil Hare)
Crumbly Crunchies are the best,
look delicious on your vest,
Serve them to unwanted guess,
stuff the mattress with the rest!
Spock: Computer commence recording. Captain Kirk, these messages will detail my attempt to contact the aliens.
Nostalgia Critic: So, to put it bluntly... he'll be back after these messages.[The screen starts fading to black]No wait! Wait! That was a joke! That was a joke! I wasn't serious! Oh hey! What're you doing?! STOP![When viewed on the Critic's web site, it cuts to an actual ad here before abruptly cutting back to the Critic]Ugh! Chester report!
Chester A. Bum: We were intercepted by a word from our sponsor!
Nostalgia Critic: D*****! Those advertising executives are getting more and more clever. Raise our shields against any more commercial plugs!
Chester A. Bum: Yes sir! Incidentally, this raising of the shields is brought to you by the delicious taste of Diet Coke.
Nostalgia Critic: CHESTER!
Chester A. Bum: Sorry! Sorry!
From Nostalgia Critic's review of Star Trek: The Motion Picture.
(from the Critic's "Ernest Scared Stupid" Review):
(Shay Astar kisses Austin Nagler)
Nostalgia Critic (in director voice): "Uhh... just go with it Austin. We'll edit it out in post".
Jose Carioca: (talking to Goofy) A proper way to wait tables is like this. (clears throat) Good evening, sir. My name is Jose. I will be your waiter this evening. How may I help you?
(Goofy brings out a table and chair and sits on it. Jose looks surprised)
Goofy: Gawrsh. Hmm.. Let's see. I'll have a Country Bear Fried Stake, Mashed Potatoes with the Emperor's New Gravy, and Mickey Moose.
(House of Mouse: Not So Goofy)
Narrator: Aaahh... it's Sunday in Bikini Bottom. And Squidward is about to practice his clarinet. So get your earplugs.
(Squidward gets ready to play)
(SpongeBob's alarm clock shoots in Squidward's face)
(Squidward's clariet gets stuck in his mouth)
Squidward: (squeak! squeak!)
SpongeBob: Morning, Squidward! Wanna go jellyfishing?
Squidward: (squeak! squeak!)
SpongeBob: Hooray! We'll be right over!
Irving: I am running for president. You can vote for the black candidate or you can vote for the white candidate but if you vote for me, you get both.
(Todd Oliver's act in America's Got Talent: Wild Card Show)
Patrick: Firmly grasp it in your hand.(net falls out of Squidward's hand) Firmly grasp it!(net falls out of Squidward's hand again) FIRMLY GRASP IT!(sticks it through Squidward's hand) That oughta do.
Marge Simpson: "EPA," what could that be?
Comic Book Guy: I believe it is the sound the Green Lantern made when Sinestro threw him into a vat of acid. "EEEEE-PA!"
[The Simpsons Movie]
Phineas: All this time, I didn't think you could spell "platypus" without "us".
Ferb: Well, you can, but it would be just "platyp".
(Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension)
Phineas and Ferb, Rollercoaster
Factory Manager: Aren't you a little young to be a roller coaster engineer?
Phineas: Yes, yes I am.
Factory Manager: Well, I must say, I'm very impressed. The forms all seem to be in order, although I've never seen them filled in crayon before.
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