The Quote Thread

"We've GOT to have... moneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!" ~ Lickboot

Uncle Deadly: Leave or be dooooooomed!!!

(The Muppets Show: Twiggy)

Kermit: By the way, what is your name?
Mickey Moose: Mickey.
Kermit: How bout that, Mickey Moose. MICKEY MOOSE? WILL YOU GET OUT OF MY BACKSTAGE?
(Muppet Show: Petula Clark)

Gas-House Gorillas Batter: You're out!
Bugs Bunny: Where do you get that malarkey? I'm safe.
Gas-House Gorillas Batter: I said you're out!
Bugs Bunny: I'm safe!
Gas-House Gorillas Batter: You're out!
Bugs Bunny: Safe!
Gas-House Gorillas Batter: Out!
Bugs Bunny: Safe!
Gas-House Gorillas Batter: Out!
Bugs Bunny: Safe!
Gas-House Gorillas Batter: Out!
Bugs Bunny: Safe! Out!
Gas-House Gorillas Batter: Safe!
Bugs Bunny: Out!
Gas-House Gorillas Batter: Safe!
Bugs Bunny: Out!
Gas-House Gorillas Batter: Safe!
Bugs Bunny: Out!
Gas-House Gorillas Batter: I say you're safe! If you don't like it, you can go to the showers!
Bugs Bunny: Okay then doc, have it your way. I'm safe.

(Looney Tunes: Baseball Bugs)

Daffy: Get your hands off me! I came here to see stars, and I ain't leaving till I see 'em, see?
Security Guard: Well for goodness sake, why didn't you tell me? I could show you all the stars!
Daffy: You could, chum? Buddy? Pal? Brother? Friend? You honest and truly could?
Security Guard: Sure. Here...(clobbers Daffy on head until he sees stars)
Daffy: Oh gee, look at all the pretty stars! There's Hedy Lamarr! And Alexis Smith! And Dorothy Lamour! And Baby Schnooks! And...sufferin succotash! It's Ann Sheridan!(kisses star) Woo hoo! Woo hoo! Woo hoo! Woo hoo!

(Looney Tunes: Hollywood Daffy)

Duck Dodgers: Ha ha! Got the drop on you with *my* disintegrating pistol! And brother, when it disintegrates, it disintegrates. (fires; gun crumbles to the ground) Heh, well, whaddaya know... it disintegrated.

(Looney Tunes: Duck Dodgers in the 24 1/2th Century)

Duck Dodgers: And now, eager young space cadet, here is the course we should pursue to find Planet X. Starting from where we are, we go 33,600 turbo miles due up. Then, west in an astro arc-deviation to here, then, following the great circles, 7 radio loops south by down east. By astro astrobel, to here, here, and here, then by space compass to here, here, and then here, by 13 point stratocumulus barring 4,000,000 light years, and thus to our destination. Now, do you know how to reach Planet X?
Space Cadet(Porky): Y-y-y-y-y...oh sure.
Duck Dodgers(baffled): Well, I wish you'd explain it to me sometime, buster!
Space Cadet: W-why it's very simple sir. If we follow t-those planets, we can't very well miss Planet X(planets A, B, C, D, E, etc pass by)
Duck Dodgers: Hahahaha! Oh, that's ridiculous! Of all the stupid suggestions! Ahhahaha! Ahhaha...hey! Wait a minute! I think I've got it! I'll just bet that if we follow those planets, we'll find Planet X! Gad! How do I do it?
Space Cadet: I d-don't know.

Daffy Duck: (as a street-sweeper) I told you I'd clean up this one-horse town.
Porky Pig: Lucky for him it IS a one-horse town.

(Looney Tunes: Drip-Along Daffy)

G-U-N P-O-W-D-E-R. Duh, tobacco!
(Looney Tunes: A Bear for Punishment)

Alright, I can tell you two are having fun, but how 'bout a break?

Perfecto Prep Cheerleaders: (sitting on chairs quietly) Perfecto... Rah...

(Tiny Toon Adventures: Acme Bowl)

Oh, alright. Sorry about that.

Okay, sorry about that.

"Ice Cream Bunny. That Ice Cream Bunny. He's made of ice cream. And he's a bunny" - Kevin Murphy - RiffTrax for "Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny"

Vaan: [runs away with Terra] "We'll finish this next time! For now, I'm just gonna take the girl. Catch ya later."
Kefka: [not paying attention] "Yeah, it's been a pleasure." [realizes what just happened] "... wait you're - WHAT!?"
- Dissidia Duodecim

"You know there's something you should know, so I'm gonna tell you so. Don't sweat it. Forget it. Enjoy the show! 'Cause it's party time!" - Rapping Dog (from Titanic: The Animated Movie")

*Nostalgia Critic is on the phone with Stanley the Troll*
NC: Hey, how come your dreaming is so much more powerful than mine?
STANLEY: Oh, that's because I have the powuh of buttery butterflies, beautiful flowuhs, and the wasted talent of ex-Disney animatuhs.
NC: YOU! ARE! SCUM!
STANLEY: I love you!
NC: O.O (Hangs up)

Nostalgia Critic: I really hope you people appreciate what I do for you. Cause let me tell you, it's not always easy. The stupid-a*s*s s*h*i*t I have to sit through is just...well, it's not always fun. I mean a bad movie is one thing, that's like 2 hours, but, to sit and watch episode upon episode of manufactured pwechious s*h*i*t, or pweshit as I like to call it, quite often is more than I can bear. The only upside that I have is that I get to share my misery with the people who requested it in the first place. With that said: Full House.

NOSTALGIA CHICK: Should we explain the Freudian significance of prepubescent chipmunk girls dancing in sexy harem outfits, and singing a song called "Gettin' Lucky"?
NOSTALGIA CRITIC: Not if you want to get any ads on this video.

"PETA stands for People Eating Tasty Animals."- Many, many meat-eaters with no imagination.