The Quote Thread

"Elmo's favorite food is wasabi, that's why Elmo has no eyelids." ~ Elmo

I wish he's stop using that joke. Funny once, but he does quite frequently now.

I think it's usually by request of the audience. (at 4:07) Elmo seems to be aware that the joke's been used a little too much.

P.S. I love Elmo's (and Kevin's) reaction to the question about Richard Hunt.

Getting back to quotes,

The Nostalgia Critic ( in response to a scene in "A Troll in Central Park"): "My Little Pony, The Care Bears, Teletubbies, Cabage Patch Kids, The Smurfs, Barbie, Pound Puppies, Rainbow Brite, Strawberry Shortcake, Barney the Dinosaur, all the High School Musicals, Jem, and the Get-Along Gang are BUTCH compared to this!"

"When I get an idea..I get and idea! GET THE IDEA?!"

-A very sleep deprived Norbert

Warrior of Light: "Toss aside your blade and say good night."
Lightning: "No thanks. It's not my bedtime."
- Dissidia Duodecim, story line battle

Mitt Romney: (spitting out a McDonald's drink) "That was soda pop! Oh, here comes the sugar blindness..."
-SNL

sorry for the double post, but:

Nicky: "I'm too young to die! There's so much left for me not to accomplish! What a cruel, cruel world!"
-Avenue "Clue"

"Everyday when you're walking down the street, you stop and think!"
Brain: "Hmmmmmm....."
Francine: "Brain's New Puppy!"
Brain: "Yeah!"

Brain: "Mom, Dad, I'm thinking of getting a new puppy! Hmmm....."

My friend Alex: "The theme for my dad’s 50th party was everyone was so drunk they thought they were in Vietnam."

"Who's skippin' down the streets of the city?
Smilin' at everybody he sees?
Who's reachin' out to tickle a horsey?
Everyone knows it's Braaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaad!"
~ Brad Garrett

Cookie Monster: "Last time me eat boat, me get sea sick."

Grouch: "Where's my jell-oooooooooooooo?????!!!!!"
(Follow that Bird)

"This guy are sick."
--- Aerith Gainsborough, Final Fantasy VII

"This is study hall, not Soul Train!" -Random nameless teacher on Saved by the Bell

"You are stoopid! You are stoopid! Oh, and don't forget: you are stoopid!"

-Dexter

Kid in My Class: "I think for the next election, they should throw a curveball - the person with the least votes becomes president."

I'll tell ya what a curveball would be: if the candidates actually told us why we would vote for them in their political ads, as opposed why you shouldn't vote for the opponent.

"Ohh, I'm so depressed... I think I'm gonna lock myself in my room, listen to my music, AND THEN I WILL KILL YOU!!!" ~ Colin Mochrie confusing goth for emo

*Banging on the door*"Awww, c'mon you guys...let me in!"
*Heading towards the door*"Sure thing, Spike."
*Rushes in front of the door* "Heavens no! We're getting dressed!"
"'Dressed'? Er... beg pardon, Rarity, but... uh, we don't normally wear clothes..."

-Rainbow Dash about to let Spike in the salon room until Rarity stops her and Applejack makes a statement.

Daily Show response to Mitt Romney video:

Newsperson: "Keep in mind, it was posted by a left-wing website."
Bill O'Reilly: "Mother Jones-Mother Jones, by the way, put this tape out."
Fox & Friends Folk: "Mother Jones, a magazine no one reads..."
Newsperson: "We're getting word that Jimmy Carter's grandson might have played an instrumental role."
Jon Stewart: "...So Word One from Bull**** Mountain is: Well yeah, he said it, but you only found out about it 'cause of people that are...we don't...like."