The Quote Thread

"Help I'm drowning. Help I'm drowning. Help I'm drowning." ~ Mandark drowning

No Masken?

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-Swedish Chef

"You know how much a keg of beer weighs? Like a hundred pounds! Or... sixteen if I've had it for an hour." ~ Danny Bonaduce

Velvet: "Oh Elmo, your pizza story really delivered!"

JUNE: Wally, don't they teach you kids any manners at school?
WALLY: Gee mom, at school, they're always askin' us if they teach us any manners at home.

"I'm not real book smart... I'm BLONDE smart!" ~ Tonya Harding

"I Am TorGo. I TakE CAre Of ThE PLAce WhIle ThE MASTer Is AwAy.."

~Torgo.

"Ugh, poor Dipper; hiding from Robbie, not able to face his fears..."

"Fears are for chumps. That's why I don't have any." *Gets up to grab a bottle of glue on a high shelf and struggles to reach it.*

*Walks over* "You want me to go get a ladder?"

"We don't have one."

"What?"

"Ya'know, studies say that keeping a ladder inside the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That why I own ten guns: in case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder!"

"Grunkle Stan...why you ackin' so cray-cray?"

*Defensively*"You're the one who's 'ackin cray-cray'!"

-Mabel noticing that her Grunkle Stan may have a fear of heights.

Bonum, Son of Bobum: "I am Bonum, son of Bonum."
John: "My name is John, son of Richard. If that means anything to you."
-Journey to the Center of the Woods

• Torgo: Thank you very much sir, let me just get your complimentary crazy bread... (starts to pull it from his pants)
• The Mads: NO! No, no that's okay.
• TV's Frank: Hey, what about our pop?
• Torgo: I left it in the...car, I'll be right back...
• Dr. Forrester: (groans) Until next time, Joel...push the...button, Frank...
• TV's Frank: (eating) Say, you know it's been two hours but it's still kinda warm!

"Good night, and unpleasant dreams."
- Jack to one of the vampire brothers, The Nightmare Before Christmas: Oogie's Revenge

ROBOT ANTS!
ROBOT ANTS!
COTTON-PICKIN' PICNIC ANTS
WITH A CHEW CHEW CHOMP CHOMP AND A CHA CHA CHA
WE'RE THE ANTS IN YOUR PLANTS!

(1, 2, 3, 4! 1, 2, 3, 4! 1, 2, 3, 4!)

ROBOT ANTS
ROBOT ANTS
PICNIC-WRECKIN' ROBOT ANTS
WITH A SNICK SNACK SIX PACK CHEWIN' UP YOUR CHOW
WE'RE THE ANTS IN YOUR PLANTS.

RADAR: I'm gettin' in my truck.
FATHER MULCAHY: To where Radar?
RADAR: TO THE END OF THE WORLD!
FATHER MULCAHY: And then?!
RADAR: THEN I'LL TAKE A LEFT!

"He paid with wrenches? WHY DID HE PAY WITH WRENCHES?!!" ~ Nostalgia Critic

From TheFilmCrew wraparounds for "The Three Stooges in Color" DVD

Kevin Murphy: Folks, we've all seen enough of the Three Stooges to know one thing: living with Moe can be very dangerous.
Mike Nelson: In fact, there are probably thousands of you out there who live with Moe and don't even realize it.
Bill Corbett: So we're going to help you out. First, look at yourself. Are you a short, middle-aged homely man in a strange relationship with two similar men?
Mike: And do the three of you share a one-room apartment and bed noisily and rather uncomfortable? And more importantly, does one of those friends sport a short, childish bowl shaped haircut.
Kevin: Now check this very carefully, and make sure you're not actually living with comedian Emo Philips.
Mike: Or documentary/filmmaker Ken Burns.
Bill: And if you are indeed living with Moe, than listen carefully, because your life is in GRAVE DANGER!

ED: I marked the spot with an X, Double D!
DOUBLE D: (Sees the mark) Q? Ed, where's the X?
ED: Uh... A-B-C-D-L-M-N-R-G... doncha know your alphabet, Double D?

Double D: Oh, darn it!
Ed: Double D almost said a bad word, Eddy!

Chocky the Chipmunk: "So grab yourself a bowl of Chock the Chipmunk's Allergy Clusters! They're gr-not gonna kill ya'!"
-YDKJ

Lickboot: We've got have m---
Fry: Shut up and take my money!!!
Lickboot:

YTP "We've Got to Have..."

LICKBOOT: We've GOT to have...
MR. RATBURN: Cake?
(Mr. Ratburn snatches a cake away from a student)
ARTHUR: Everyone wants... (Lickboot's voice) Moneeeeeey...