DAVID: Isn't there anyone who can tell me what Christmas is all about?! *Bright light shines down* BEN: Someone turn that flashlight off... please... JOSH: The flashlight's not on... *An angel appears* ANGEL: Fear not, for behold I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be unto all people, for unto you is born this day-- DAVID: Holy ****! It's a ghost! JOSH: Kill it! Now!