The Quote Thread

DAVID: Isn't there anyone who can tell me what Christmas is all about?!
*Bright light shines down*
BEN: Someone turn that flashlight off... please...
JOSH: The flashlight's not on...
*An angel appears*
ANGEL: Fear not, for behold I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be unto all people, for unto you is born this day--
DAVID: Holy ****! It's a ghost!
JOSH: Kill it! Now!

Kermit the Frog: Good grief, the comedian's a bear.
Fozzie Bear: No, he's-a not. He's-a wearin' a neck-a tie!

(The Muppet Show: Harvey Korman)

"There's sand on my boots..."
- Kefka Palazzo

"Son of a submariner!"
- Kefka Palazzo

"M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-Magic?! She used magic?"
- Locke's reaction when Terra uses magic for the first time in battle

Final Fantasy VI

"Here lies Fred
'I'm dead,' says Fred"
~ Fred's tombstone

QUESTION ASKER: How come couples in comedies don't ever stay together?
KEN LEVINE: Because "living happily ever after" is comedy death.

Jeff: "I know death is a natural part of life and by the time I've finished this sentence, 100 will have died in China."
Troy: "...why did you stop talking?! I have to call my pen pal!"

Beaker: Mee mee moo meep meep mind.
Bunsen: Yes, I think you have a beautiful mind, too.

(It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie)

Number 1: Remove the Stone of Shame!
Homer: Whoohoo!
Number 1: Attach the Stone of Triumph!

"The Simpsons"-"Homer the Great"

"I like pie." ~ One of the most overused mundane quotes ever said by many different individuals.

Christine Nelson: Look, Dad. There's a bear.
Jerry Nelson: No, Christine. That's a frog. Bears wear hats.

(The Great Muppet Caper)

'Remember to believe in magic, or I’ll kill you.'

- Crow T. Robot putting words in Merlin's mouth

"France: the New Jersey of Europe." ~ Me

"You Scream, I scream, we all scream for Ice Cream... and some of us just scream for the heck of it." Stinkie the Ghost

Sabin: "Kefka! Wait!"
Kefka: "'Wait' he says. Do I look like a waiter?"
- Final Fantasy VI

Remember kids, if you don't exercise with Binky, you're going to grow up to be WORTHLESS! - Binky the Clown

Moe: "They're headed for the Old Mill!"
Homer: "No we're not!"
Moe: "Well...let's go to the Old Mill anyway; get some cider!"

Jack: "Sally, I need your help more than anyone's."
Sally: "You certainly do, Jack. I had the most terrible vision."
Jack: "That's splendid!" =D
- The Nightmare Before Christmas

Angry Dad: "Wow, what a day. Maybe the headlines will cheer me up."
Newspaper Headline: "YOU SUCK, ANGRY DAD."
Angry Dad: "That's opinion, not news!!!!"

Tiana: "Just... one kiss?"
Naveen: "Just one... unless you beg for more."
- The Princess And The Frog

Hmm, chocolate covered carrot. *Smacks lips* Still disgusting. - B.O.B.