The Quote Thread

*Singles out a caricature with an expression reminiscent of The Scream and a hairstyle reminiscent of Einstein*

'This is me after seeing Shrek.'

- Joe Grant

"You took food from Plankton,and fed it to everyone in town?"

*Smiling blankly*"Uh-huh."

"You're an idiot."

*Still smiling*"Uh-huh."

-Sandy and SpongeBob after they discover Plankton's fruitcake had Jerktonium in it.

Martin Price: I smell something.
(The Muppets sniff the air and instantly look at Rowlf)
Rowlf: Why does everyone always blame dogs?

(The Muppets Take Manhattan)

JERRY: (Sarcasm) I love you, Kramer.
KRAMER: (Without missing a beat) I love you too, buddy.

Doc: (talking to The Swedish Chef) I don't care if the turkey said the dog is a turkey. The dog's not the turkey. The turkey's the turkey, you turkey!

(A Muppet Family Christmas)

KENAN: Man, this is bad! This is so bad! Man, do you know what it is?!
KEL: Bad?
KENAN: Well it's not good.

(Baby Rowlf appears on the film projector)
Bunsen: Oh, look. There's Rowlf when he was a wee puppy.
Rowlf: Not so wee. I was paper trained.

(A Muppet Family Christmas)

Some in my class was planning to have a party tonight, or as he called it, a "Santanic Symposium"

Kid: "We're going to have a virgin sacrifice."
Me: "Well now I'm not going."

"Turn the page, ya fathead!"

-- Spike Jones, Glowworm

Groundskeeper Willie: (teaching French) Bonjour-r-r-r-r-r-r-r, you cheese eating surrender monkeys!

(The Simpsons: Round Springfield)

"Santa Headquarters haven't been recession-proof either, seems like Congress has got more puppets working for them than Joseph Scarbrough." ~ Ella the Elf

Kermit: (navigating the Studebaker) Bear left.
Fozzie: Right, frog.

(The Muppet Movie)

Wakko: Are we really going to buy a garage, Yakko?
Yakko: Hey, it says "Garage Sale".

(Animaniacs)

Statler: Is this movie in 3D?
Waldorf: Nope! The Muppets are as one-dimensional as they've always been!

(The Muppets Trailer)

MARIK: "OH MY GOD LUMIERE TRIED TO KILLED ME! I knew it, furniture can't be trusted! First chance I get, I'm gonna get a shotgun and go after Mrs. Potts!"
--Marik Plays Bloodlines part 6--

GONZO: "STARDOM IS MINE!!!"
--The Muppet Show Rich Little--

KAIBA: "did you have fun playing with the Flintstones telephone?"
NOAH: "Funny, did you enjoy your little tour through Kaiba Land?"
KAIBA: "I did actually! I forgot how entertaining the It's a Small world compare to my Ego ride was!"
--Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged Episode Stepbrother's Sin"

BIG BOB: "You know what you made here?
BERT: "A big mess?
BIG BOB: "Nope!"
ERNIE: "Ok...A Huge Mess!"
--Bert and Ernie's Great Adventures Bakers--

"You can't electrocute every one on this show, Coolio!" ~ Tom Bergeron

"The smallest deed is greater than the biggest intention".

--------random fortune cookie

Willie Slackmer: "John-Jacob-Jinglehimer-Schmidt/His name is my name too...odd..."

Rizzo: He died? And this is supposed to be a kids' movie.

(Muppet Treasure Island)

Billy Bones: (grabs Gonzo's nose) Jimmy-Jim-Jimmy... you were always a good lad to old Billy Bones....