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The random zany weirdness thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by snichols1973, Jun 11, 2018.

  1. snichols1973

    snichols1973 Well-Known Member

    Welcome to the random zany weirdness thread, a place where you can post something random; feel free to post reasonably, in accordance with the forum's Terms of Service, with no trolling, obscenities, profanities, sock-puppeting, disturbing, pornographic or any kind of material that would get you TOS'd (tossed) out.

    And now for some opening music:





    And for anyone who's in the mood for a cheese sandwich:

     
  2. Froggy Fool

    Froggy Fool Well-Known Member

  3. ConsummateVs

    ConsummateVs Well-Known Member

    What about MC: The Revival? Should we get that started back up again or just leave it dead? Because to be honest, I kinda miss it.
     
  4. MikaelaMuppet

    MikaelaMuppet Well-Known Member

    I got a Cosmopolitan magazine in the mail today when I didn’t even order it.
     
  5. snichols1973

    snichols1973 Well-Known Member

    Uh-oh, it sounds like Burt Reynolds may be up to his old tricks again...

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  6. MikaelaMuppet

    MikaelaMuppet Well-Known Member

    It could very well be a free trial.
     
  7. snichols1973

    snichols1973 Well-Known Member

    And the "free" courtroom trial is paid for courtesy of our tax dollars which helps to make for bureaucratic redtape and sticky situations, proving that there's no such thing as a "free" lunch...
     
  8. Flaky Pudding

    Flaky Pudding Well-Known Member

    You can't have a weirdness thread without the King of Weirdness himself:
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  9. MikaelaMuppet

    MikaelaMuppet Well-Known Member

    And the man of funny faces!

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  10. snichols1973

    snichols1973 Well-Known Member

    Polka, Dot?



    [Just don't call her "Dottie", or you'll really be in trouble]
     
  11. tutter_fan

    tutter_fan Well-Known Member

    I've got one word for you guys, courtesy of Cyborg and Beast Boy from Teen Titans GO!: WAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! :):):):):crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::D:D:D:D:fanatic::fanatic::fanatic::fanatic::fanatic::fanatic::fanatic::fanatic::zany::zany::zany::zany::p:p:p:p:news::news::news::news:
     
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  12. MikaelaMuppet

    MikaelaMuppet Well-Known Member

    Who wants more Weird Al? Anyone?
     
  13. ConsummateVs

    ConsummateVs Well-Known Member

  14. MikaelaMuppet

    MikaelaMuppet Well-Known Member

  15. MikaelaMuppet

    MikaelaMuppet Well-Known Member

    The second song is one of my favorites.
     
  16. snichols1973

    snichols1973 Well-Known Member



    Just in case anyone wants a cheese sandwich:

     
  17. Flaky Pudding

    Flaky Pudding Well-Known Member

    The Wise Words of Ralph Wiggum from "The Simpsons":


    -My cat's breath smells like cat food.
    -This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end!
    -I'm a Star Wars!
    -Hi Lisa, Hi Supernintendo Chalmers *spells out the word C.A.T. on the computer* I'm learnding!
    -I'm a brick!
    -*After the teacher got finished reading the story of Lincoln's assassination* Oh no! Was Lincoln okay after he was killed?
    -I'm a Unitard!
    -When I grow up I want to be a principal just like Skinner......or maybe a caterpillar.
    -This is the rock in my backyard. It tells me to do bad things!
    -Smokey the Bear:Remember little boy, only you can prevent forest fires.
    Ralph Wiggum:In my house, we call them uh-ohs!
    -Me fail English? That unpossible!
     
    Last edited: Jun 14, 2018 at 4:22 PM
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  18. Flaky Pudding

    Flaky Pudding Well-Known Member

    Everything I Know I Learned from Family Guy:

    -A Quahog is a clam.
    -Dogs and babies can talk. You just have to listen to them.
    -The Grim Reaper is no good with the ladies.
    -Rudolph's red nose was because of a tumor.
    -When you're beautiful, doors magically open for you.
    -Never accept coupons from giant chickens.
    -Greased up deaf guys are impossible to catch.
    -Evil monkeys aren't as evil as they seem.
    -Don't accept popsicles from weird old men named Herbert.
    -Don't buy volcano insurance.
    -You can't eat a stapler.
    -You must give up the toad.
    -TV is freaking sweet.
    -Petitions actually work.
    -Cobra Commander is in charge of the FCC.
    -Wacky arm flailing inflatable tube men are good for any occasion.
    -Never insult James Woods or else he will steal your identity and ruin your life.
    -Broccoli is evil and must be destroyed.
     
  19. LittleJerry92

    LittleJerry92 Well-Known Member

    Shhh.... That thread shall not be mentioned.

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  20. MikaelaMuppet

    MikaelaMuppet Well-Known Member

    My mom and I are watching Hercules and when the Zero To Hero song came on, she thought one of The Muses looked like Beyoncé.
     
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