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The Sixth Somewhat-Annual Muppet Central Forum Awards 2010

Discussion in 'Feedback' started by theprawncracker, Jan 18, 2010.

  1. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Sorry your host idea isn't working out, Snowthtingle... maybe next year, eh? If anyone else would like to throw their respective hats into the hosting ring, email me at ryguy102390@hotmail.com and we'll discuss it and I'll pass it on to the committee and see what they say. We're definitely up to having a new host! If no one wants to, however, I'll still be more than happy to host.
  2. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    Well I still haven't even heard from Kev or MuppetQuilter yet, so I don't know for sure.
  3. RedPiggy

    RedPiggy Well-Known Member

    I plan on being employed on the weekends, so I'm pretty much out of the running.
  4. Frogpuppeteer

    Frogpuppeteer Well-Known Member

    hmm who to vote for?
  5. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    Gee, even the forum awards are no exception, as Seymour Phillip Hoffman has already been banned. :sympathy:

    Well, I guess that's what he gets for stealing the Oscar from his more talented twin brother Phillip Seymour Hoffman last year. :smirk:

    :grouchy:: He did what now?
  6. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    :sing: Yeah, that's not copesetic man. Go get 'im Animal.
    :halo:, chasing Semour: Bad man! Bad man! Bad man!
  7. Colbynfriends

    Colbynfriends Well-Known Member

    As long as the venue is Wheelchair accesable and sells milk and quesodillas its ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL good.
  8. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    *Opens up a milk bar*

    COW: *Doing a floor show* 10 cents a glaaaaaaaaass / it's not a pretty penny / it's 10 cents a glaaaaaaaaass / I have to fill so man-y...
  9. Colbynfriends

    Colbynfriends Well-Known Member

    Works for me *grabs a glass and starts to drink* Just gonna crash here till the show starts.
  10. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    Sorry Colb, you already done run up a tab of 50 bucks, and the limit's supposed to be 20.

    COW: I'd like to go home now, Mr. Bartender.

    Home? BWAHAHAHAHAHA! This IS your home, now keep singin' for the customers!

    COW: *Sighs* 10 cents a glaaaaaass / it's not a pretty penny / it's 10 cents a glaaaaaaass / I have to fill so many...
  11. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Anything Muppet Cop outside:
    Open up, this is the police. We've been tipped off to some Semour guy running around in here. He's known to be crazy, he last held a grouch as a hostage. If that doesn't say crazy... Well, I'll just be out here watchin'.

    *Turns to cow, tosses her a dime for a glass of milk.
  12. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    Was this Seymour guy dressed in a tuxedo and wearing a black beanie? Uh... *Quickly grabs sombrero and fake mustache* Sorry, me no speak-a Eeng-a-lish, matey. Join us a-gain sometime laddy!
  13. Colbynfriends

    Colbynfriends Well-Known Member

    I left my money in my other chair, one second. *rolls outside, gets in van, and drives away*
  14. Oscarfan

    Oscarfan Well-Known Member

    A cow singing about money? He must be a cash cow!
  15. Colbynfriends

    Colbynfriends Well-Known Member

    *comes back in bigger chair* here's mah money! *gives to bartender* next rounds on me!
  16. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    AAnd we're ALL holding you to it.
  17. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member


    I am Seymour Philip Hoffman.

    I was asked by a representative from The Institute Of The Snowthers to host this year's Sixth Somewhat-Annual Muppet Central Forum Awards, because apparently you guys couldn't afford bigger name celebs like Steve Carell or Ricky Gervais.

    I have a reputation of crashing award ceremonies. In fact, just last year, I stole the Oscar from my more talented twin brother Philip Seymour Hoffman. I could just see the sour look in his eyes as he sat in the auditorium next to Dustin Hoffman on his right, and a salami sandwich on his left. In spite of my reputation, I was willing to clean up my act on behalf of muppet fans the world over for the honor of hosting your little ceremony here. However, I failed my screening process and had 4-F stamped on my forehead.

    And now, I have seaked revenge. I have hijacked your D'Snowth's account, and am holding hostage by having him hogtied to an electric chair, while I print out pictures of the girl he is in love with, and promptly ripping them to shreds, thus, whenever he cries or screams, he is lit up like a fricken Christmas tree.

    I will set him free unless my demands are met. And I am not asking for much. All I want is *Holds up pinky finger to mouth* one hundred, million, billion, trillion, gazillion, shmidly-diddly-doo-fuhjillion... yen.
  18. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Wheels in giant stone coin of the Eeku-Squeaku island natives. Will this do? Meh... *Dumps it onto Semour, crushing him underneath.

    *Calls Jeany to see if she'd want to come as my escort for this year's awards.
  19. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    *Muffled* I wish you hadn't done that...
  20. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Wonders what would happen if I left this fruity punch root beer out. Would it have the same effect on D'Snowth as spinach has on Popeye? Hmm, food for thought. *Leaves to go find Jeany's phone number.

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