The Third Somewhat-Annual Muppet Central Award Ceremony!!

theprawncracker

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Welcome back to the show everyone! And wasn't that a great opening number?

Statler: Well, it was a number.
Waldorf: And it opened the show.
Statler: But it sure wasn't great!
Both: Do ho ho ho!

...Anyhoo, here to present the next awards we have Big Bird and Bear from Sesame Street and Bear in the Big Blue House! Yay!

*Big Bird comes to the podium in his bow tie and Bear in a tuxedo top*

Big Bird: Hi there! Don't worry everybody, there'll just be a little bit more of this boring stuff, then we all get cake! Anyway, we're here to present the awards for Sesame Street-
Bear: And Bear in the Big Blue House!
Big Bird: Yup! Now, can you tell me who to give this award to?
Bear: You bet Bird! The winner of both awards is BEAR! Also known as Bryan! Way to go!
Big Bird: Yay Bryan!
 

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Ooh, such cool awards! Oh, my applause for everyone!!! <Squeaks.> (My squeaks are the closest to cheers I can get sometimes... I apologize to your ear drums.)
 

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*eardrums shatter*

Ah, thanks alot! :rolleyes: Now I have to go buy new ones....AGAIN!!

*walks out of thread and into hardware store*
 

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*Big Bird and Bear leave the stage*

Me: *clapping* It's always great to hear from the two tallest Muppets isn't it? Moving on, we have Robin and Prairie Dawn presenting the award for short people!

*Robin and Prairie Dawn walk out to the podium*

Prairie: Ryan, it's not for short people! It's for short post counts!
Robin: Yeah! I mean, we don't wanna be stereotypical do we?
Prairie: That's a big word from a five year old.
Robin: We're dealing with little things remember!
Prairie: Oh yeah, right. Anyway, the winner of the "Short But Sweet Award" goes to, my very good friend Katzi428! Yay Kathy!
Robin: *waves arms like Kermit* Yaaaaaay!!
Prairie: Like uncle like nephew I suppose. Te he he he he.
 
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