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The Weekly Survey

Discussion in 'Games' started by That Announcer, May 27, 2005.

  1. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    PEOPLE! QUIT STEALIN' MY SCHTICK! :attitude:
  2. Hubert

    Hubert Well-Known Member

    You snooze, you lose. :p
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  3. MissMusical12

    MissMusical12 Well-Known Member

    Don't fret, mi amigo. You can do it next week, I promise. ;)
  4. Mo Frackle

    Mo Frackle Well-Known Member

    You know, that's such a fun word, schtick.... oh, the survey's over... Uhh... this is embarrassing.
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  5. Vincent Liu

    Vincent Liu Well-Known Member

    1. Good morning, Baltimore!
    Good morning, Taipei!
    2. Is this a trick question?
    It is a trick question for asking if this is a trick question. Self-reference, infinite loop, system overload!
    3. Fill in the blank: I would like a stuffed animal that looks like (insert Muppet here).
    ROBIN!!!
    4. Any requests?
    :sing: So bring me my baby's request…
    5. Hello, my name is Elder Price and I would like to share with you the most amazing book.
    Who do you think you are?
    6. Can you feel it, Mr. Krabs?
    You're Spongbob, then?
    7. You are saved by a Muppet mermaid (a mermaid the resembles a certain Muppet). Who's the mermaid?
    ……
    ……
    Can I skip?
    8. Wait.......I have a GPS!
    A bolt from the blue.
    9. To be or not to be? That is the question.
    2B or not 2B?
    10. Well there's nothing left for me to say except......-sings out extremely loud- EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!
    Everybody on the dance floor!
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  6. AlittleMayhem

    AlittleMayhem Well-Known Member

    1. Good morning, Baltimore! Erm, I’m in Inverness…

    2. Is this a trick question? Hey, Inverness isn’t that bad! Okay so the palace is really a hotel. And the castle’s really a court. And the court is a theatre. And the kitchen is a restaurant. And the Scottish pub serves Thai- y’know what? Yes, That was a Trick Question!

    3. Fill in the blank: I would like a stuffed animal that looks like (insert Muppet here).

    [Hugging a ‘Zoot toy’] Never mind stuffed animal! I already have my favourite Muppet as a plushie.

    :cool:: Er, hate to break it to you, but I’m not a toy.

    Oh.


    :cool:: Can you let me go now?

    In a minute.

    4. Any requests?

    :rolleyes:: Hey, Blondie! I have a request. Jou’re number, ho’kay? [Growls seductively]

    Buzz off, Pepe! I’m busy!

    :cool:: You’re choking me.

    5. Hello, my name is Elder Price and I would like to share with you the most amazing book.

    [takes the book, then taps it.]

    [beat]

    [disappointed] Aw.

    6. Can you feel it, Mr. Krabs? I feel a warm sp- Oh, EW! [Runs out of pool]

    7. You are saved by a Muppet mermaid (a mermaid the resembles a certain Muppet). Who's the mermaid?

    :rolleyes::*ahem* Jou want to be a part of my world?

    Go away!

    8. Wait.......I have a GPS!

    :): What? Fozzie!

    :concern:: Why didn’t you say so in the first place!

    :sing:: Yeah, man. We’ve been walkin’ around these woods for hours!

    :flirt:: Fer Sure

    :o: Eh heh heh…sorry guys! Ma packed a lot of stuff in my backpack. Well now we’re not lost any- Whoops!

    [Fozzie swings his arms triumphantly and the device flies out of his hand. A bird catches it and takes it up to its nest on the top of the tallest tree.]

    [beat]

    [everyone glares at Fozzie]

    :o: Ah, ha ha…[gulps] Hey, did you hear the one about-

    [everyone groans]

    9. To be or not to be? That is the question. Well, now that you mention it, a 2B pencil isn’t so bad, it’s just a bit soft and you can get some nice shading with it too!

    10. Well there's nothing left for me to say except......-sings out extremely loud- EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!

    :): We don’t have time for that! We’re still lost!

    :concern:: Yeah, and it looks like Fozzie’s nearly at the nest!

    :o: Ah- Okay! Nice birdy! Good birdy! Give Fozzie the GPS now-AHHH! NO BAD BIRDY! NOT THE EYES! NOT THE EYES! AHHHH!
  7. Mo Frackle

    Mo Frackle Well-Known Member

    Quit stealing my schtick! :)

    But seriously, that was really funny!
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  8. Mo Frackle

    Mo Frackle Well-Known Member

    Billy: HI BILLY MAYS HERE, AND I'M HERE TO ANSWER THIS FAST AND EASY TO USE SURVEY! NOW, FOR ONLY $19.99!

    ;): But Mr. Mays! You're not a member here.
    :concern:: Yeah, and aren't you supposed to be dead? By the way, that was an amazing feat! How did you pull it off?
    Billy: WITH THIS AMAZING NEW PRODUCT, KARLOS KILLER! AND I'M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO USE IT, RIGHT AFTER I FINISH THIS SURVEY!!!!
    1. Good morning, Baltimore!
    HI, IT'S BILLY! CALL RIGHT NOW, AND I'LL SEND YOU A FREE BILLY MAYS T-SHIRT!
    2. Is this a trick question?
    NOPE!
    3. Fill in the blank: I would like a stuffed animal that looks like (insert Muppet here).
    THOR, GOD OF THUNDER!
    4. Any requests?
    JUST TO KEEP BUYING OXYCLEAN, THE FAST AND EASY PRODUCT THAT HELPS PICK UP ANY STAIN!
    5. Hello, my name is Elder Price and I would like to share with you the most amazing book.
    HI, BILLY MAYS HERE, AND I WOULD LIKE TO SHARE WITH YOU THE MOST AMAZING PRODUCT!
    6. Can you feel it, Mr. Krabs?
    I FEEL SOMETHING, YEAH, THOSE OTHER PRODUCTS ARE GARBAGE COMPARED TO MINE!
    7. You are saved by a Muppet mermaid (a mermaid the resembles a certain Muppet). Who's the mermaid?
    MR SNUFFLAPPAGUS!
    8. Wait.......I have a GPS!
    WANT A JUPITER JACK? OF COURSE YOU DO! CALL RIGHT NOW!
    9. To be or not to be? That is the question.
    THE DOUBLE-SIDED, NON-STICK SURFACE IS SO SLICK, NOT EVEN BURNT ON CHEESE WILL STICK. MOMS ARE GONNA LOVE IT!
    10. Well there's nothing left for me to say except......-sings out extremely loud- EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!WITH BILLY MAYS' DANCE-O-DANCE 3001, YOU'LL BE THE ENVY OF EVERYONE! BILLY MAYS JUST MADE A RHYME, BUT ALAS HE'S OUT OF TIME!
    [​IMG]
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  9. AlittleMayhem

    AlittleMayhem Well-Known Member

    Nyeh! :p

    Ta very much! (Though I wasn't kidding about Inverness)
  10. newsmanfan

    newsmanfan Well-Known Member

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    1. Good morning, Baltimore!
    Nope. Can't imagine Robin Williams screaming it. Sorry.

    2. Is this a trick question?
    Hope not. This is a family forum. Send that one over to one of the pay-per-download sites...

    3. Fill in the blank: I would like a stuffed animal that looks like (insert Muppet here).
    Do I really NEED to answer that for everyone?

    4. Any requests?
    Some wolfnip. Am told that's what my new crush finds attractive.

    5. Hello, my name is Elder Price and I would like to share with you the most amazing book.
    Hello! Mork calling Kollob, come in, Kollob...

    6. Can you feel it, Mr. Krabs?
    Change the punctuation in that question and...eww.

    7. You are saved by a Muppet mermaid (a mermaid the resembles a certain Muppet). Who's the mermaid?
    With my luck, probably Sal. Feejee mermaid!

    8. Wait.......I have a GPS!
    I have a BA and a ***. Bring it.

    9. To be or not to be? That is the question.
    'Scuse me, pardon me, pardon me, 'scuse me...

    10. Well there's nothing left for me to say except......-sings out extremely loud- EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!
    Now I won't get that song outta my head the rest of the afternoon. Thanks so much. Really.
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  11. Mo Frackle

    Mo Frackle Well-Known Member

    So, yeah. Here we go. I hope.

    1. Do you love the holidays? Do you hate the holidays?
    2. Did you find the above question pointless?
    3. Are these cookies attractive?
    4. Why is my nose frozen?
    5. So I heard you finally learned to ride a bike. How's that goin' for ya's?
    6. IT'S A BEAR! WHAT DO WE DO?
    7. I fell off the swing and broke my leg. Which leg was it? Which swing was it?
    8. Is this annoying you? How bout now? Now? Now? Now?
    9. Who's your number one?
    10. Any final thoughts before we close shop?
  12. MissMusical12

    MissMusical12 Well-Known Member

    1. Do you love the holidays? That depends.... Do you hate the holidays? That depends....
    2. Did you find the above question pointless? No question is pointless unless it's really stupid. For example, is 2+2 really fish?
    3. Are these cookies attractive? They're not attractive. They're sexy! ;)
    4. Why is my nose frozen? Don't ask me. Ask the penguins. :zany:
    5. So I heard you finally learned to ride a bike. How's that goin' for ya's? When did I learn to ride a bike? :confused:
    6. IT'S A BEAR! WHAT DO WE DO? That's not a bear. Bears wear hats.
    7. I fell off the swing and broke my leg. Which leg was it? Your other left. Which swing was it? Good question....-walks away-
    8. Is this annoying you? No How bout now? Now? Now? Now? Next question.
    9. Who's your number one? -hides picture of Floyd :sing: - What do you mean?
    10. Any final thoughts before we close shop? I'll have.....no....I'll uh....no.....do you have......ummm....you know what? Just give me that darn Krabby Patty! :mad: (Yes, I am in a Spongebob mood right now....)
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  13. Hubert

    Hubert Well-Known Member

    Do you love the holidays? Do you hate the holidays?
    I love Thanksgiving and Christmas. I hate New Years.
    Did you find the above question pointless?
    See above answer.
    Are these cookies attractive?
    I do not find Cookie Monster attractive. His mom, on the other hand...
    Why is my nose frozen?
    You have been so truthful for so long that the usual growing/melting process failed.
    So I heard you finally learned to ride a bike. How's that goin' for ya's?
    Right now there's to many icicles to ride bicycles.
    IT'S A BEAR! WHAT DO WE DO?
    See if Doc Hogg is performing a check-up on him?
    I fell off the swing and broke my leg. Which leg was it? Which swing was it?
    Ask Doc Hogg what leg it was. Ask the playground custodian what swing had blood on it.
    Is this annoying you? How bout now? Now? Now? Now?
    No. Only I can annoy I.
    Who's your number one?
    Number one what? Number One Character: Beauregard? Number One BITBBH Character: Doc Hogg? Number One Attractive Muppet: Cookie Monster's Mom Spamela Hamderson? Number One MC User: Hubert? Number One Hubert Name Variation: Huber? Number One Survey Presenter: Anyone but Mo Frackle?
    Any final thoughts before we close shop?
    Why is this shop open so late? It's 7:14 on a Sunday, for goodness sake!
  14. Mo Frackle

    Mo Frackle Well-Known Member

    Hey, it's not my fault nobody else remembered this thread.:p
  15. Mo Frackle

    Mo Frackle Well-Known Member

    :cool:: Whoa! I haven't taken a survey in over 40 years, man.
    1. Do you love the holidays? Do you hate the holidays? Yeah, especially Kwanzaa... I mean Hannukkah. Uh... Shalom... um yeah. Bonjour.
    2. Did you find the above question pointless? Naw, man. Pointless is like an elephant stuck to the wall on stilts.
    3. Are these cookies attractive? Whoa! Keep it clean, man!
    4. Why is my nose frozen? Uh, they're wax.
    5. So I heard you finally learned to ride a bike. How's that goin' for ya's? What bike?
    6. IT'S A BEAR! WHAT DO WE DO? Uh, just pretend you're awake when he tells his jokes, man. He'll leave you alone.
    7. I fell off the swing and broke my leg. Which leg was it? Which swing was it? Wha wha? Swing? No, man. Me and swings don't get along.
    8. Is this annoying you? How bout now? Now? Now? Now? Zzzzzzzz.....
    9. Who's your number one? My uh.... uh... trombone... no no, my sax.
    10. Any final thoughts before we close shop? Got any ketchup?
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  16. beatnikchick300

    beatnikchick300 Active Member

    1. Do you love the holidays? Do you hate the holidays? I do like the holidays, but I think people sweat the small stuff too much around this time of year.
    2. Did you find the above question pointless? No.
    3. Are these cookies attractive? My taste buds do. Mmmmm....
    4. Why is my nose frozen? I told you to wear a nose muff.
    5. So I heard you finally learned to ride a bike. How's that goin' for ya's? I learned to ride a bike when I was 9, thank you very much. ;)
    6. IT'S A BEAR! WHAT DO WE DO? Play dead!
    7. I fell off the swing and broke my leg. Which leg was it? Which swing was it? It was that third leg with which you were born, and you fell off the swing that is atop Mt. Everest.
    8. Is this annoying you? How bout now? Now? Now? Now? Grrrr...
    9. Who's your number one? My sweet furry baby, Skylar.
    10. Any final thoughts before we close shop? :belch:
  17. Vincent Liu

    Vincent Liu Well-Known Member

    1. Do you love the holidays? YES!! Do you hate the holidays? NO!!
    2. Did you find the above question pointless? Duplicate?
    3. Are these cookies attractive? DELICIOUS! :insatiable:
    4. Why is my nose frozen? Weird… :confused:
    5. So I heard you finally learned to ride a bike. How's that goin' for ay's? Great!
    6. IT'S A BEAR! WHAT DO WE DO? RUN!
    7. I fell off the swing and broke my leg. Which leg was it? Left Which swing was it? Right
    8. Is this annoying you? No. How bout now? No. Now? Kinda. Now? Sorta. Now? AHHHHHH!!!
    9. Who's your number one? Noone
    10. Any final thoughts before we close shop? Nope.
  18. newsmanfan

    newsmanfan Well-Known Member


    1. I love some of 'em. I'm a sucker for tasteful decorations. Hate the way they make idiot consumers act, though.
    2. Pretty much most of the time I spend online is pointless. But amusing.
    3. Saaaaayyy...
    4. Stop sticking it to the light pole.
    5. Ride a BIKE? Oh, man... *casting embarrassed glance at the BOOK*
    6. Alert Stephen Colbert!
    7. Dang it, I HATE math word problems...uh...thirty-two?
    8. *readies Muppet Labs Slap-o-Matic (pat. pending)*
    9. He lives a life of mystery.
    10. Yeah. We really need to put the pastrami on sale, it'll go bad in another day otherwise.
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  19. AlittleMayhem

    AlittleMayhem Well-Known Member

    Do you love the holidays? Do you hate the holidays? At their worse, holidays are just, ‘meh’.

    Did you find the above question pointless? ...I don’t even care…

    Are these cookies attractive? :insatiable:: Who said dat?! Me heard someone say cookies from three thousand miles away so me arrived so were cookies?!

    Why is my nose frozen? You are a snowman, dear.

    So I heard you finally learned to ride a bike. How's that goin' for ya's? [Is shown wearing a cast on a broken leg]



    Fine.

    :insatiable: : [Updating his twitter on his iPhone] Here…in…Scotland…Girl…broke…leg…Dere…no…cookies…here.

    IT'S A BEAR! WHAT DO WE DO?

    :o: So, how does the frog feel with a broken leg, huh? Un-hoppy! Ahhh, Wocka Wocka!

    -___- That’s not making me feel any better, Fozzie.

    :insatiable:: [Still on twitter] Here in Scotland with a bear. He has no cookies.

    I fell off the swing and broke my leg. Which leg was it? Which swing was it? [Is shown with casts on both legs]

    HOW THE HECK DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN?! I DIDN’T EVEN MOVE?!

    :halo:: SOR-RY!

    :insatiable:: Me starting to think me travelled all the way here for nothing?

    Is this annoying you? How bout now? Now? Now? Now? Dude, stop it! I don’t need another Muppet in here!

    Who's your number one? Your mum. :p

    :insatiable: : Oh, Me didn’t know you knew me mommy! Oh, me better go home and see if she has cookies!

    :o: I should go too. Ma Bear doesn’t like me staying up passed midnight!

    :halo:: Mamma? MAM-MA! MAAA-MA! MAAA-MA!

    No, guys, wait! That’s- ah, forget it. Now maybe I can get some peace.

    Any final thoughts before we close shop?

    Close shop? What are you talking ab-

    [Suddenly all the lights go out and the sound of a door locking is heard]



    Well, that’s just grand.
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  20. newsmanfan

    newsmanfan Well-Known Member

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    Because it's too d--d quiet in here:

    1. What's your favorite xmas/holiday cartoon (Claymation counts)?
    2. If you could have named the reindeer, what would be your top 3 choices?
    3. Do abominables really bounce? Show all work.
    4. If you could build a snow creation and make it come to life, what would you make?
    5. Which is cooler, snowflakes or icicles?
    6. How many strands of lights are currently in/around your home?
    7. Hot chocolate or flavored coffee?
    8. Best use for a fruitcake?
    9. Weirdest gift you've ever received?
    10. Weirdest you've ever given someone else?

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