The "What If" thread

[D'Snowth]

Well, there was an episode of the 80s Chipmunks cartoon in which Simon had a time machine (of sorts) that could show what the future would look like based on decisions made in the present time. Like Alvin had to decide which prize to accept: cash prize, or mystery prize. The time machine showed that if he took the cash, then in the future, he, his brothers, and the Chipettes would all live like royalty, between Alvin and Brittany living in a lavish mansion, Simon and Jeanette being Nobel Prize winners, and Theodore and Eleanor owning a chain of successful upscale restaurants; the time machine then shows if he took the mystery prize, they'd all be dirt poor, because the mystery prize was a free lunch that gave him food poisoning, weakening his vocal chords and causing him to give up his singing career, and that alone somehow affects all of them as well, with Alvin and Brittany living in a rickety shack, and Simon and Jeanette apparently living in their car.

 

[BlakeConor14]

What if my friends weren't c*nts and supported me during my difficult patch of my illness instead of making unessesary comments like 'your really moody lately' and 'you should blame your parents for giving you your illness (even though they can't)

 

[Flaky Pudding]

What if Homer Simpson went back in time and had a beer with the Greek philosopher, Homer?
What if Spider-Man had arachnophobia?
What if Archer is actually Bob Belcher from another dimension?
What if Garfield met Heathcliff and made him his new archnemesis who is much worse than Nermal?
What if Captain Underpants finally put on pants?
What if the Happy Tree Friends went to war with the Care Bears?
What if Kid Rock got his name because everyone at school would always say "That kid rocks!" whenever he walked by?
What if Weird Al named his daughter Weird Allie?
What if The Joker quit being a villain and pursued a job in stand up comedy?
What if Eleven from Stranger Things becomes a fictional spokesperson of Eggos?
What if Spy and Spy finally got along?
What if Rey from Star Wars is really Emperor Palpatine's daughter?
What if Petunia from Happy Tree Friends was named after Harry Potter's grouchy aunt?
What if E.T. wanted to go back to Earth because there are no Reecee's Pieces on his home planet?
What if Lex Luthor started increasing the sales of Jolly Ranchers because of his reference to them in Batman v. Superman?
What if Percy Jackson's friend was only named Grover because the writer is a huge Muppet fan?
What if Austin Powers, Shrek, Wayne from Wayne's World, and The Cat in the Hat met in one huge gathering of Mike Myers characters?

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

What if Percy Jackson found out that his friend Grover was secretly the Muppet named Grover?

 

[Flaky Pudding]

What if Jeff Dunham uses Achmed as a Halloween decoration when he's not filming any specials?

 

[minor muppetz]

What if George Lucas didn't hate The Star Wars Holiday Special?
What if George Lucas didn't hate The Star Wars Holiday Special, but all the fans and critics still did?
What if George Lucas was really the only one who hated or disliked the Star Wars Holiday Special, while the special itself has more fans than the original trilogy combined?
What if George Lucas altered The Star Wars Holiday Special every few years, like he did with the actual Star Wars movies?

 

[Flaky Pudding]

What if Mike Myers refuses to go by Michael because of the famous horror movie character with the same name?
What if Chuck Berry really did have a cousin named Marvin?
What if Gollum finally found the one ring of Mordor but soon discovered it was actually an onion ring from Arby's?
What if Clark Kent finally revealed himself to be Superman which makes everyone in Metropolis feel stupid thanks to the fact that Clark looks exactly like Superman but with glasses?
What if Captain Falcon made his own fruity drink called Falcon Punch?
What if Trix weren't for kids?
What if knowing was not half the battle?
What if Family Guy did an episode with no cutaways in it whatsoever? Would it even count?
What if Giggles from Happy Tree Friends met up with The Lorax and bonded over their love of the environment?
What if everyone hadn't heard that the bird is the word?
What if Sheldon's mee-maw stopped calling him Moon Pie due to a lawsuit from Hostess?
What if the Minions are actually one-eyed Twinkies?
What if Kylo Ren took off his mask and was revealed to be Jar-Jar Binks?
What if Penny and Brain from Inspector Gadget starred in a spin-off together called Penny and the Brain?
What if Davey who lives in the navy wouldn't be doing that for life? (Billy Joel's Piano Man reference lol)
What if Spider-Man couldn't do anything that a spider can?

 

[Flaky Pudding]

What if Krang from TMNT considers himself the smartest villain because he's a giant talking brain?
What if Peter Brady is actually Seth MacFarlane's long lost twin brother?
What if Gary from SpongeBob starred in a Meow Mix commercial?
What if Wile E. Coyote finally got the Road Runner and then had no idea what to do with his life from there?
What if Chewbacca is secretly saying bad things about Han in Wookie language?
What if Buzz Lightyear finally realized that his catchphrase makes no sense because it's impossible to reach infinity much less beyond?
What if Tom Hanks deliberately messed up the "Life is like a box of chocolates" scene from Forrest Gump a bunch of times so he could get free chocolates during each take?
What if The Brave Little Toaster got confused because his owner asked him to make an everything bagel?
What if Charlie Brown finally kicked the football and then also kicked Lucy afterwards to get her back for all the years of constant torment she'd given him?
What if Mel Brookes unknowingly invented the photobomb with The Last Supper skit from History of the World Part One?
What if Phillip J. Fry got sent back in time to nowadays and quickly began to remember how crappy things were in the 21st century?
What if Twilight Sparkle's name was supposed to be a reference to how the vampires sparkle in the Twilight franchise?
What if Louise Belcher took off her bunny ears?
What if Benjamin Franklin had his way about the turkey being America's state bird and all the other countries started mocking them by calling Americans a bunch of turkeys?
What if Thor accidentally shocked himself by using the wrong hammer when nailing a picture to his wall?
What if Rick Astley singlehandedly started the rick roll meme to make himself relevant again?
What if Brian Griffin and his temporary replacement Vinnie got into a huge fight in a future episode of Family Guy?
What if the Bananas in Pajamas stopped wearing pajamas?
What if Birdo is actually Yoshi dressed like a woman?
What if the band Mumford and Sons was named after The Amazing Mumford from Sesame Street?
What if his portrayal as Sheldon's nemesis on The Big Bang Theory made a bunch of Trekkies start hating Will Wheaton?
What if Nemo never disobeyed his father which would change the entire premise of Finding Nemo?
What if Kirby got made fun of a lot in high school because of his power to suck things up? (I can only imagine how many "You suck Kirby!" jokes the poor guy had heard)
What if after iCarly got cancelled, Freddy started becoming a camera man for big name directors like Stephen Spielberg?
What if Stephen King loves his last name because he gets to refer to himself as the "King of horror writing?"
What if John Mellencamp had a brother named Jack and a sister name Diane who lived in a little pink house in a small town where they watch rain fall on a scarecrow with their son Jackie Brown? (Wow, that was a LOT of John Mellencamp references lol)
What if Donkey and Mushu met and were shocked at how similar their voices sound?

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

• What if Jan Brady actually became a painter instead of an actress?
• What if Bobby Brady became a musician and sang, played guitar, piano, drums, and trumpet instead of an actor?
• What if Cindy Brady made her own line of dolls and also art?
• What if Dan Fielding and Christine Sullivan (Night Court) got married and Christine would now have a new last name of Fielding? She would now be called Christine Fielding.
• What if Marcia became a full time singer (country, pop, and standards)?

 

[LittleJerry92]

What if green beans are just peas inside a green skin?