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Discussion in 'Henson People' started by SammieRose, Apr 15, 2002.
If you are me, does this mean that I am you?
Thank you! What can I say? I try to fill my office to the best of my abilities!
Lol, I think it's great we influence you this much!
I guess so. You're me.
Now I have an excuse to cut YOUR hair.
*hides scissors behind back*
Yeah, it would be kinda bad if we had to impeach you or something...
If you're me, then you're the one with the long hair.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha **chokes on spit and coughs** ha!
Okay, in that sense I have an excuse to cut my own hair.
As if I didn't have one already.
(right now my hair looks like Wembley Fraggle's, but I like it that way!)
Hey Emmy, I want to talk to you about all these jokes about guys with long hair. (turns on the electric razor that's behind back)
**runs, but not with scissors!**
BBB? CCC? SSS*SSS*SSS? Okay! You guys are REALLY starting to scare me!
Oh gee, we're just *starting*?
hides behind Dr. Tooth's back
(gee, do I feel like I'm in a horror movie)
That's okay guys. Sometimes I scare myself! YAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
Okay, now I'm confused!
Joggy is Emmy who is Joggy with Long Hair, but Joggy-Emmy is going to cut his hair with either scissors or an electric razor while Crazy Chris is running around crazily; Jackie has become someone on the side as Vice-Jackie, who used to be Byron, is creating Jackie Cola and Emmy Dip which is NOT low in calories and giving us all soggy bottoms, which happens to have been the name of Emmy-Joggy's manager. Dr. Tooth shows up and scares himself, and at the same time Jackie disappears!!
SO, one question:
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop, and why is my rubber chicken dry rotting?
I once tried it out, and it took me 450 lick to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. And then I tried it again, and it was well over a thousand. And I once asked Dave Goelz in a letter, and he said one crunch. So I don't know.
And as for your rubber chicken... to get to the other side?
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