Cold Opening: Scooter comes and tells Bruce that it's 30 seconds to curtain, Bruce looks at himself in the mirror for a while before Miss Piggy and various other females come in and ask him for autographs. Theme Song: A stream of love hearts sprays out of Gonzo's trumpet and Camilla and a bunch of doves fly up to him. Opening Number: Miss Piggy and Kermit perform a duet, performing the Frank and Nancy Sinatra classic Somethin Stupid. Balcony: Statler: Awww..can you just feel the love in the air tonight? Waldorf: No. I feel ill. Statler: Love sickness? Waldorf: No....a headache from Piggy's singing! Backstage Bruce is walking around the studio when he recieves a note from a secret admirer and he goes to find out who left it while Rizzo helps Gonzo get a valentine's gift for Camiliah. Song: The stage is lit up as Bruce Campbell, Link Hogthrob, Rizzo and Fozzie and Gonzo perform a love ballad called Is Heaven Missing An Angel. And Bruce is seen with angel wings on his back. Balcony: Waldorf: Was that good? Statler: It was terrible. Waldorf: Not even Bruce Campbell could make it good? Statler: He may be an angel...but not even he can save the Evil Dead that is this show! Veterenarian's Hospital Sketch: Dr Bob cures a patient with a bad case of Love Sickness who apparently got it from being hit by Cupid's arrows. Dressing Room: We see Bruce with Link Hogthrob as he's giving Link acting and style tips on how to impress the females. Muppet Labs: Bunsen invents a love-tester machine called The True Love Testing Machine which can help tell what true love is. Backstage: Miss Piggy is picking out a new outfit to wear so that she'll get noticed by Bruce, a couple of muppet angels fly around her as she does so. UK Spot: Several female muppets are seen cheering as Bruce is waltzing across the stage while Zoot plays a saxaphone solo. Swedish Chef: The Swedish Chef makes a special Valentine's cake but the cake starts blowing kisses and making all the other food items fall in love. Backstage: Gonzo is standing by with a present that Rizzo helped him choose for Camillah, Camilah sees the present and starts going love-crazy. Song: Miss Piggy performs a salsa rendition of the song Why Don't You Do Right as she dances. Balcony: Statler: I feel ill.. Waldorf: You've got love sickness too? Statler: No...another headache! Pigs in Space Sketch: The Swinetrek crew lands on a planet where Valentines Day is celebrated all year round and Miss Piggy is zapped by a love-ray that makes her fall in love with an alien. At the Dance Sketch #: The Muppet couples perform a Romantic country dance number. Closing Number: Bruce Campbell performs When A Man Loves A Woman, he's decked out into a 1960's lounge singer costume. Goodnights: Bruce Campbell, Kermit, Gonzo, and Rizzo all come on stage and say goodnight before Bruce picks up a boquet of flowers and gives some to Miss Piggy. Balcony: Waldorf: Well the Valentine's special is over. Statler: About time too.. Waldorf: I loved it. Statler: ...Yeah loved to hate it that is!