TMS Script - Moe Howard!

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Moe Howard was the member of the hilarious Comedy team called 'The Three Stooges'. During the 'Three Stooges' episodes, there were silly fighting and comedy.

Unforutantly, Moe Howard passed away 1975 which is one year before
The Muppet Show started, so this is just a fanfiction, but at least this one should be hilarious.

DESCRIPTION: The Muppet Show is going to be performed in a circus place, instead of the theater.

NOTES: Like the Loretta Lynn episode, this outline takes in another place than in the theater. Words in italic are sung.

STYLE: Mid Season 4 (circa Kenny Rogers, Lola Falana)

DRESSING ROOM (CIRCUS TENT!)

SCOOTER: "Oh, Moe! Moe Howard! 20 seconds to curtain, Moe."

(Moe, dressed in the same costume Milton Berle wore in 'Top Banana', gets out of the circus tent.)

MOE: "Thank you, Scooter. I'm almost getting ready for this one."

SCOOTER: "Say, we're gonna have a top banana around here."

MOE: "Heh-heh-heh."

(Moe slips, when he steps on a banana peel.)

SCOOTER: (looking down) "Nah, that's what we call a top banana."

(The banana peel (aka the top banana) shows up and says "Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!".)

MOE: "Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?"

(Moe tries to stomp his feet and crush the banana peel, but slips and falls again.)

MOE: (close-up, staring closely at the camera) "Hmm?"

OPENING THEME

(The logo is on a Circus automobile.)

"It's 'The Muppet Show' with our very special guest star Moe Howard! Yaaayyy!! MUSIC!"

(The Circus Band plays the theme, and the Circus Automobile leaves.)

CLOWNS: "It's time to meet the Muppets, and go on with the show."

KERMIT: "It's time to get things started..."

KERMIT & OTHERS: "On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational, this is what we call 'The Muppet Show'!"

GONZO: "This is gonna be terrific, Kermit!"

(Gonzo blows his horn, and an elephant sound comes out.)

CURTAIN (CIRCUS CURTAIN!)

KERMIT: "Thank you, hi-ho and welcome to this very moment. In honor of the clowns & our very funny guest star Mr. Moe Howard, we're having a Muppet Show at the circus!"

(Audience screams with appeal.)

KERMIT: "Yes! Yes! But before we bring on the Stooge, let's have a big hand for our own performance from Brazil, 'Senor Samuel Purritonio Alliquenda Itacuni Rondon Ralaq Ockilavist the 500th & his Amazing Alligator'!"

SENOR SPAIRRO & HIS AMAZING ALLIGATOR

(the intro for this sketch is the same as the one for Senor Wences' acts.)

(Senor Spairro talks like Senor Wences, too.)

SENOR SPAIRRO: "Thank you. Gracias, ladies and gentlemen, I am Senor Sameul Purrito Alliquenda Itacuni Rondon Ralaq Ockilavist the 500th, but you can call me Senor Spairro, here with my own amazing alligator, Atonio. Ahem, Atonio, what is 1,000 - 999?"

(Atonio opens his mouth, but no sound comes out of his mouth.)

SENOR SPAIRRO: "Hmmmm.... Atonio, what is 1,000 - 999?"

(Atonio opens his mouth, but still no sound comes out of his mouth.)

(Senor Spairro hits Atonio on the head with a hammer, and throws the hammer away in a goofy way.)

SENOR SPAIRRO: "Okay, we should be moving right along, okay?"

(Atonio doesn't answer.)

SENOR SPAIRRO: "Ahem, alright, Atonio, would you like to have a fish?"

(Senor Spairro shows off a fish.)

SENOR SPAIRRO: "Here? Fishy Fishy Fishy Fishy?"

(Senor Spairro throws the fish up in the air, but Atonio didn't eat it, so the fish falls on the alligator, and falls off.)

SENOR: "Heh-heh-heh, can't you have a single bite?"

(Atonio begins to chase and try to eat Senor Spairro.)

(The outro for this sketch is also the same as Wences' acts.)

BALCONY (AUDIENCE!)

WALDORF: "See you later, Alligator!"

STATLER: "We said that same joke, twice!"

WALDORF: "See you in a while, Crocodile!"

(Both laugh.)

I'll be back for more.

 

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Here's some more...

BACKSTAGE (ENTRANCE!)

KERMIT: "OK, get a little more practice, Spairro."

SENOR SPAIRRO: "Actually it's SENOR Spairro."

(Gonzo zips and appears.)

GONZO: "Hey Kermit! I've got a great act!"

KERMIT: "Well, what is it?"

GONZO: "It's something about a mammal & a motorcycle."

KERMIT: "'The Mouse & The Motorcycle'?"

GONZO: "No, 'The Moose & The Motorcycle'."

KERMIT: "Famillar. Famillar Joke."

SWEDISH CHEF

(The Swedish Chef is in a Peanut Shop, where it has a machine which makes peanuts and pops them out of the machine.)

SWEDISH CHEF: "Edoo neeh borg dey peanuts! Gitse Gitse peanuts! Ed der de goodie fer de elephonts. Noo?"

(The Swedish Chef turns on the machine which then a lot of peanuts comes out of it.)

SWEDISH CHEF: "Eee Morg de eatie eatie!"

(Mickey Moose rides his motorcycle from the big top to the Peanut Machine, which then explodes and blows up The Swedish Chef going high in the air, and the machine blows peanuts all over the Peanut Shop, then the camera cuts back to Kermit.)

KERMIT: "Moe would like to see this."

(An Elephant Herd trumpet and stampede going to the peanuts.)

BOPPITY: "I beg your pardon, Kermit."

KERMIT: "Hey, who are you?"

BOPPITY: "The name's Bob Frack. I'm an Australian Elephant Trainer."

KERMIT: "Elephants don't live in Austrailia!"

BOPPITY: "I got the elephants from Asia."

(Boppity leaves.)

KERMIT: "Good grief, now it's Stooge time."

I'll be back for Moe Howard.