Too Smart Chapter One- Bad news Kermit and his friends...and his ex-girlfriend, are currently taking a math test, and once again, Piggy finished hers in less than five minutes. The teacher checked it immediately, and once again, she got an A+. Yes! My ninety third consecutive A! Piggy thought. Kermit thought about tripping her on the way back to her seat. She's so pompus... Kermit thought. Piggy smirked at him and Kermit just scoffed. Fozzie was asleep, and Jaz watched him sleep as she finished her test. Gonzo was planning his cannonball trejectory on a piece of paper, rather than even starting his test. After a few minutes, the bell rang. "Gonzo, Piggy, may I speak to you two after everyone leaves?" The teacher asked. Both of them nodded. "Gonzo, why didn't you even attempt your test?" "Too many seven times tables. I don't ever get them right. Don't you people know that seven times two is seventeen?" Gonzo smiled. "Get out of here Gonzo! Piggy let me talk to you." Gonzo left to find his friends, and his girlfriend, waiting for him. "So what happened?" Fozzie asked. "Nothin'. The teacher just asked me why I didn't attempt my test, and I said-" "Gonzo, don't end up flunking high school! You need a degree here, to get a part time job!" Jaz cautioned. "Oh well!" Gonzo scoffed. Piggy then walked past them with her head down. Everyone was worried, except for Kermit who could care less. He just sat on the bench near them and listened to his friends. "Piggy, what happened?" Jaz asked. "The teacher said I had a lot of A's." Jaz's face scrunched up like Kermit's did. "That's the problem?" "No. The problem is that I have an incredibly high grade point average, so I have go to a different school." Kermit looked up at her. He couldn't believe it. "S-Seriously?" Kermit said louder than intended. "Yes! I'm sure you're very satisfied with yourself aren't you?" Piggy snapped. Kermit didn't say anything, but to avoid looking like he cared, (Which he did.) He scrunched up his face, and crossed his arms. "I've only got two weeks left. They've already sent my records to this other school..." Piggy frowned. "Don't worry Piggy! Maybe there's a way out of this!" Jaz assured. "I can't believe this... I can't believe that she's going to move away from us..." Kermit said louder than intended once again. Everyone looked at him, and Piggy smiled just a little. To avoid looking like he cared, (Which, again, He did.) He decided to add on to his sentence. "What I mean is that I can't believe she's going to a smarter school, when I can think of several reasons why she's dumb as dirt!" Kermit snapped. Piggy's slight smile dissapeared, and turned into a angry frown. Piggy snatched him up by his neck, and slammed him up against the wall. "SHUTUP BEFORE I SLAP YOU SO HARD YOU END UP A TADPOLE!" Piggy threatened. Kermit looked at her. But it wasn't just any look. It was the irresistable 'I'm Sorry' look that Kermit gave. It made Piggy loose her grip. "Oooooh! I hate you!" Piggy stomped down the hallway, and Jaz, Fozzie, and Gonzo followed. Kermit just stood there thinking two things: One, He's lucky that he knew how to get her to stop choking him, and two, if Piggy really hates him. Kermit just leaned against his locker, and started to write something in his notebook. Chapter Two The Big Game Kermit couldn't sleep. Knowing Piggy was going to leave would effect him way too much. Fozzie happened to look at him, and he was writing in his notebook. "Kermit, did you sleep yet? It's 2:00 in the morning!" Kermit ignored him. Nothing could break him from writing. Fozzie realized that this wasn't good for him, so he went under his bed. He grabbed earmuffs, some yarn, a seltzer bottle, duct tape, and a bullhorn. Fozzie put on the earmuffs, and duct taped the seltzer bottle to the bull horn. Then he duct taped yarn to the seltzer bottle trigger, and the bull horn trigger. "Kermit, this is your last chance to respond!" Fozzie yelled. No response. Fozzie took the yarn pieces attached to the triggers and yanked on them. It was loud, and very wet. The earmuffs didn't help Fozzie at all. Kermit, at least was startled, and Gonzo woke up, as well as Floyd. "Fozzie, it's 2:00 in the morning! Why would you do that?" Kermit yelled. "Well, you kept writing! You haven't slept since you got in this room!" Kermit paused. "I...I haven't?" Fozzie shook his head. "Gee... I'd better get some sleep then." Kermit started to fluff up his pillow. "Kermit, what are you writing anyway?" Gonzo asked. "Nothing you can see." Kermit responded quickly. "What is it, a diary?" Bobo laughed. "No! Diaries are for girls..." Kermit yelled. Gonzo laughed at Kermit's response. "But this is for a girl too..." Kermit whispered as he covered up. Fozzie heard him. "Kermit?" Kermit was already asleep. Fozzie covered himself up, and went to sleep as well. In gym the next day, Kermit was glued to his notebook. He was writing still. Piggy tried to get him unglued, but then she paused. What am I doing anyway? Kermit's being a jerk! Why am I helping him? Piggy thought. Kermit looked up at her, and returned to his notebook. Kermit began to smile as wrote after that. Then Kermit frequently looked up at her, and Piggy caught him do it. Piggy just looked at him with squinted eyes, and crossed arms. Link walked up to Piggy and leaned up against Kermit, as if he was a wall, and Kermit still did nothing but write. "So Piggy, wanna be my partner for the basketball competition?" Link said in the the suavest way possible. Piggy was frequently looking over at Kermit, and how he did not move as Link spoke. "Um...Sure Link...Uh...C'mon." Piggy grabbed Link by the arm, and dragged him to the center of the gym. Kermit was still in the corner of the gym, writing. Jaz ran up to him and slapped his notebook out of his hands. "What was that for?" Kermit asked as he picked up his notebook. "Dude, It's gym, not writing! Quit scribblin', and get dribblin'!" Jaz snatched away his notebook, and ran to the center of the gym, and of course, Kermit followed. "Alright, It looks like Jaz and Kermit, V.S. Link and Piggy." The gym teacher said. "Yo coach! Take this from Kermit, and unless he wins, don't give it back to him!" Jaz handed the teacher Kermit's notebook. Kermit just stared at Jaz with hatred. Kermit's goal was simple. Win the game! Link started to dribble the ball, and Jaz stole it from him. Kermit didn't know a single thing about basketball. He just watched as Jaz made a basket. Piggy took the ball, then passed it to Link, who made a slam dunk. Kermit took the ball, dribbled it, attemped to make a basket, but when he did, it bounced off of the backboard, and hit him in the head, causing him to fall backwards. Jaz took the ball after that. Jaz dribbled past Link, but ran into Piggy, and they both fell down. Kermit then slid over to the ball , grabbed it, and ran. Kermit tried to shoot again, but Link jumped up and smacked the ball out the way, but it landed back in Kermit's hands. Kermit dribbled the ball, and ran a little closer to the basket, but on the way there, he was tripped by Piggy. Jaz grabbed the ball, and started dribbling. Link threw Piggy in the air so she could intercept the ball, but Kermit saw a few problems. Jaz's trejectory was off. It wouldn't make the basket, it would hit Jaz in the head. But on the other hand, Link's trejectory was off too, and Piggy wouldn't intercept the ball, she'd fall down and injure her spine. Kermit thought about it. Then he started to run. He jumped up, caught Piggy, landed, put her down, and then jumped in front of Jaz, so he got clocked in the head with a basketball. He could get hit once, but the second time, he gets a concusion. "Um...Kermit? You alright buddy?" Jaz asked. "Hey Jaz, how come there's three of you?" Kermit asked in a dizzy tone. "Um...Let's take him to the nurse." The gym teacher said. "Waaaait! I-I'm fine! Seriously! Put me down you lunatics!" Kermit wriggled himself loose, and ran out the gym. After a few seconds, Kermit came back. "And gimmie that!" Kermit snatched his notebook back from the gym teacher, and ran out the gym again. Jaz and Piggy exchanged looks. They watched as Kermit ran out like a maniac. Piggy just couldn't help but smile, and she wasn't sure she'd stop smiling either. Chapter Three Trouble for writing Kermit was writing in his book at lunch. Fozzie often tried to take it away from him, but when he did, Kermit stomped on his foot. Brad walked over to Kermit, with Link and Piggy behind him. "Yo flipper face!" Brad yelled. Kermit didn't answer. "I said, YO FLIPPER FACE!!!" Brad yelled even louder than the first time. Kermit looked up at him. "Brad, my name is Kermit, and what, may I ask, do you want?" Piggy almost busted out laughing. "I want your lunch money, punk!" Brad snapped. Kermit just looked at him with no expression. "No. I'm busy." Brad raised one eyebrow. "What did you say?" Kermit got up. cleared his throught, and blinked twice. "I said, NO I'M BUSY!" Kermit then sat back down, and continued writing. Piggy seriously started to laugh then. "What're you laughin' at Bacon Bits?" As soon as Brad said that, Piggy punched his lights out, and he was unconcious. Piggy put on her 'Oops' look, because she hadn't intended to punch him that hard. Kermit looked down at him and laughed a little. When the bell rang, Brad became consious again, but Kermit kicked him in the head, and he was unconsious again. In writing, Kermit wasn't doing his assignment. He was writing in his book. "Kermit, give me the book, because distracting you from your assignment." The teacher commanded. "No." Kermit responded. That response had everyone looking at him. "Excuse me?" "No." kermit responded again. The teacher snatched the book from Kermit. "Then I guess I'll have to read it aloud." The teacher smirked. Kermit jumped out of his seat."No! Don't read it aloud!" "I'm sorry, but you've left me no choice!" The teacher said. Kermit tried to snatch the book back, but the teacher ended up knocking him down in the process. Kermit jumped up again, and this time he punched the teacher in the face, and the teacher became unconcious. "Whoops." Kermit said. Gonzo's mouth was wide open, Floyd was chuckling, and Piggy had both of her hands over her mouth, showing concern. Kermit then ran out the room, and ran into his dorm. Kermit then locked the door. Later, Fozzie knocked on the door, with Floyd and Gonzo behind him. Kermit unlocked the door, and opened it. Fozzie, Gonzo, and Floyd hurried in. Kermit then slammed the door, and locked it again. "Kermit, do you know that the police are looking for you?" Fozzie said. "So? That teacher had no business reading my stuff out loud!" Kermit shouted. "Why are you so protective of that thing man?" Floyd asked. "Long story Floyd. Let's just say, I've got feelings for someone, and don't ask who it is, because I refuse to tell you." Kermit snapped. Fozzie and Gonzo exchanged looks. In the girls' dorm, Jaz was doing her homework, Janice was practicing her music, Camilla was playing darts with the Coloniel's face, and Piggy was finishing her packing because she had to leave in two days. "Jaz?" "Yeah?" "Do you think anyone's going to miss me while I'm gone?" Piggy asked. "Of course people will miss you! We're gonna miss ya! Fozzie and Gonzo will miss ya! Link and strangepork will miss ya!" Piggy smiled a little, but then her slight smile dissapeared. "Well, it's time for bed." Piggy said. Everyone got in bed, and Camilla turned off the light. Piggy pulled out a picture from under her pillow, and held it close, and Kermit did the same thing.