(A clip montage plays with an instrumental version of The Muppet Show theme playing, I'll list what clips appear here later). (After the clip montage, we see the Muppets gathered in a bar) Walter: Welcome everybody to the Muppets 60th anniversary. Tonight, we celebrate 60 years of the Muppets, especially Kermit the Frog... Kermit: (slightly embarrassed) Uh, could you just not mention my age, please? Walter: I've rented out this bar for my Muppet friends to hang out while we watch a lot of Muppet clips, on all kinds of TVs and formats. (goes to the TVs) We've got widescreen TVs (the bicycle scene from The Muppet Movie plays on that TV), old-fashioned color TVs (Miss Piggy singing "There'll Be Some Changes Made" is shown on that TV), really old black and white TVs (Kermit in the Sam and Friends "Powder Burn" sketch is shown), and even a film projector (the film projector shows the end of the "Happiness Hotel number). Let's start from the behinning, Sam and Friends and other black and white things! Clips: That Old Black Magic Visual Thinking Purina Dog Chow commercial (asparagus) Inchworm (The Jack Paar Show) Rowlf on The Jimmy Dean Show ("my bellybutton blew out!") Rowlf gives the viewers a stretch break (The Muppets on Puppets) (everyone applauds) Dr. Teeth: I think now would be a great time to show the best rock and roll from the Muppets. Janice: Fer sure! Animal: Rock-and-Roll! Rock-and-Roll! Floyd: Hit it! (Animal hits Floyd) Floyd: Ouch! Walter: Okay, here is rock and roll from the Muppets! Clips: "Love Ya to Death" (Sex and Violence version) "Don't Go Breaking My Heart" "Surfing USA" "She Drives Me Crazy" "Night Life" "You Can't Take No for an Answer" Do Wah Diddy "Rockin' Robin" "Rubber Band Man" "Last Dance" "Loves Me Like a Rock" "The Show Must Go On" "The Music Just Keeps on Rolling Along" "Muppet Bohemian Rhapsody" "Wild Thing" "Tenderly" Rowlf: Of course, there are other genres of music that the Muppets have done as well. Clips: "Life's a Happy Song" (first version) "Eight Little Notes" "Somebody Stole My Gal" "You're Looking at Country" "Don't Dilly Dally on the Way" "Honeysuckle Rose" "Danny Boy" "I'm Five" Walter: And now, here's some of the best moments from our movies. Clips: Montage of all the title cards (while the first verse of "Hey a Movie!" plays) "Moving Right Along" Beaker tests the security system on the roof "Rat Scat" Fozziwig's Christmas speech Gonzo and Rizzo get tortured by the bad guys Pepe uses door-in-a-jar time-saving montage We're Doing a Sequel (intercut with clips from all of the movies, I'll mention what clips in a later post) Walter: When we get back, we'll focus on the best of each character. Statler: Don't you mean the worst of each character? (Statler and Waldorf laugh) Walter: (not amused) Well, I could, but I don't think anybody wants a montage of clips from Muppets from Space, Kermit's Swamp Years, It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie, The Muppets' Wizard of Oz, Studio DC, and the holiday special we did with she-who-must-not-be-named.