What puns did Harvey Kneeslapper make?

[mikealan]

Hello. I don't exactly remember any of the skits with Harvey Kneeslapper. I don't remember what puns Harvey made for the letters A and D. Can you help me what puns he made for A and D?

 

[ssetta]

Here's the one for A:

Harvey: 'Scuze me. D'ya have an A on ya?
AM: What say?
Harvey: I say, D'ya have an A on ya?
AM: No.
Harvey: (slapps A on AM's sweater) Well, now ya do! Heeheehee!
(AM runs off)

And here's D:

Harvey: Knock knock.
AM: Who's there?
Harvey: Dion.
AM: Dion who?
Harvey: (slapps "D" on Am's sweater) "D" on you! Heeheehee!
(Am runs off)

 

[Dantecat]

Does it have the ending music on them.How does it go?

 

[ssetta]

Yes, both of those had ending music.

 

[punkNpuppets]

C
Harvey: I got something in my pocket, wanna C?
Person: Sure!
Harvey: (slaps a C on the persons chest)

now that one i do to all my friends, i IM them and say "i got something to show u, wanna C?" and i email them the letter C...some of them get it right away, some of my ditzier friends have to have me explain it to them, and some of the others think its lame and not funny.


1
Harvey: (holding up cookie) would you like 1?
Person: What say?
Harvey: I say would u like 1?
Person: Sure!
Harvey: Well, here's 1! (slaps a 1 on his chest)

i personally think that one has a bad message cuz the person says "sure" and u shouldnt take things from strangers...and harvey's reallllyyyyyyy strange!

 

[salemfan]

Some Harvey Kneeslapper skits

Here are some skits I've heard about:
B: Harvey: Do you know where I wanna "B"?
AM: No.
Harvey: I wanna "B" right here!(slaps B on AM's shirt) Hee hee hee hee!
2: AM: That's a neat pogo stick. Can I try it?
Harvey: Do you want to?
AM: Sure.
Harvey: OK. (slaps the number 2 on AM's shirt) Hee hee hee hee!
If there are any errors here, please let me know.

 

[Beauregard]

Here's the one for A:

Harvey: 'Scuze me. D'ya have an A on ya?
AM: What say?
Harvey: I say, D'ya have an A on ya?
AM: No.
Harvey: (slapps A on AM's sweater) Well, now ya do! Heeheehee!
(AM runs off)

I don't get that A one. Maybe I am thick, can someone explain?

 

[LittleChrissy]

C
Harvey: I got something in my pocket, wanna C?
Person: Sure!
Harvey: (slaps a C on the persons chest)

Actually, Harvey was looking into an empty paper bag and he asked the AM, "You wanna C?" Anyway, here are some others:

AM: That pogo stick sure looks fun!
Harvey: It is! You wanna try it?
AM: Sure, I'd love to.
Harvey: (slaps a 2 on AM's chest) HAHAHAHAHA!!

Harvey: Hey, X marks the spot!
AM: What's that?
Harvey: I say, X marks the spot!
AM: What spot?
Harvey: This spot! (slaps a black dot on AM's chest) And here's the X that marks it! (slaps an X on the spot) HAHAHA!

Harvey: Scuse me, can I take a picture of U?
AM: What's that?
Harvey: I say, can I take a picture of U?
AM: Sure.
Harvey: There's something down there. (AM looks down, Harvey slaps a U on AM's bald head and takes the picture) Thank U! HAHAHA!

 

[Xerus]

One time, Harvey asks this guy. "Do you want a sticky?" The guy asks, "What's a sticky for?" And Harvey slams a 4 on the guy's shirt. "That's a sticky four!" He laughs out loud.

One time, Harvey was telling us his joke where he was gonna ask someone to give him 5 and he had a hand buzzer on his hand. Then a light purple Muppet with a red shirt and a smiley face came up and Harvey asked him, "Gimme 5!" But the guy just slammed a sticky 5 on Harvey's shirt and walks away laughing. Harvey goes, "Oh no!" and leans his hand against his face activating the buzzer shocking him.

 

[Soul H]

Does anybody know if Harvey did jokes with the numbers 3 and 4? If he did, how did the sketches go?