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WINNER! 2007 Muppet Presidential Election Part 4

Discussion in 'Games' started by Fozzie Bear, May 8, 2007.


2007 Muppet Presidential Election 4th Primary

Poll closed May 18, 2007.
  1. Dr. Bunsen Honeydew/Luke

    22 vote(s)
  2. Grover Monster/theprawncracker

    13 vote(s)

  1. Luke

    Luke Well-Known Member

    Penguin Announcer: Welcome to Bunzathon - The 24 hour Telethon, asking you to vote Dr Bunz your Muppet President. And now ...... here's Bunzy !

    *canned applause*

    Dr Bunz: Thank you, Thank you. I'm Dr Bunz, your host, campaigning to be Muppet President 2007, and Nobel Peace Prize Winner 2008. We're here for a very serious reason tonight, to ask you to vote Bunz in this campaign, but remember we also need your campaign donations .... how else will i get to Mardi Gras this year, so pick up the phone and dial 1-800-Bunz.

    *phone rings*.

    Dr Bunz Hellllllloooooo

    Elmo: Dr Bunz, this is Elmo. From Sesame Street .... Australia. You told me if i got in the flying machine i would go into Space but the man here tell me i've only got a one way ticket and the flight only stops here. Elmo verrrrrrry angry!

    Dr Bunz: Sorry Elmo, the lines very faint. I have to go .... (replaces reciever)

    *phone rings*

    Pepe: Dr Bunz,this is Pepe hokay? I have big problems hokay? The Pussycat Dolls arrived for my big dance number to close the telethon show and looks like we booked Josie and the Pussycats by mistake si?. These are old womens si? I cannot shake my bom boms and make monies with old ladies hokay? I don't wish my girlfriends were like these and i don't want them pushin my buttons si?

    Dr Bunz: Next ......

    Janice: Like yeaaah Dr Bunz. I bought this new miracle shampoo from you and like you said it'd make my blonde locks look groooovy. Well, my man Floyd says it don't look so Groovy, it looks Ginger, and he aint tight with it. This aint Groovy man .....

    Dr Bunz: Ah more calls from my loyal voters, keep em comin, and remember we need your vote too so please scroll to the top of this page and vote for Dr Bunsen Honeydew, that's me. Later, we'll have Penguin ballet, but first, The Great Gonzo performs blindfolded knife throwing on the spinning wheel of death, with none other than my trusty assistant- Beaker !


    Gonzo: Stop shaking Beaker, you're making it harder for me to hit the target !

    Penguin Announcer: We'll be right back after these messages from Quackers, THE brand leader in Rubber Ducky Invisibility Spray ....
  2. Vibs

    Vibs Well-Known Member

    I vote Bunsen! Bunsen! Go Bunsen! <3 <3 <3! (those are hearts... apparantly.)

    And now, Beau, I'd LIKE an explaination... and 500 dollars.
  3. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Screen cuts to a darkened room where a group of quakers enter, bowing, and eating breakfast cereal...

    Beau: You did say Quakers, right, Dr Buxom?

    EDIT: Vibs? 500 dollars? What are you talking about there? *hands the money under the table* I said quiet money!

    Money: *starts screaming*

    Drat...I hate when that happens...
  4. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Patrol Officer Octopus busts into the clandestine closet and arrests all gathered there. So, trying to pay off the voters huh? Well, you can't get away from the long arms of this lawman. *Slaps handcuffs on Bo and Vibs and leads them away to Muppet Jail.
  5. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Grover: Come on everybodieeeeeeeeeee! VOTE FOR SOMEBODIEEEEEEEEE! That is all.
  6. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    *in Muppet jail*

    Any chance of a parol, officer? And by parol, yes, I do mean pay-roll...*waves secret stash of golden goodies*
  7. redBoobergurl

    redBoobergurl Well-Known Member

    Cookie: Oh look at that. They tied again. This close race.
  8. Luke

    Luke Well-Known Member

    Well done Beau, i ike your style!

    * looking through members list of old friends and hangers on *
  9. Luke

    Luke Well-Known Member

    Penguin Announcer: ..... and now it's time for part two of the Dr Bunz Telethon. Bunzathon presents a mixed up Muppet movie of epic proportions as we delve deep into a dark void to reveal ..... BUNZ IN SPACE (HOSPITAL)! (echo)

    * We join Dr Bunz, his trusty sidekick Beaker, and patient Bean Bunny onboard their spaceship lab, The SwineShrek *

    Bean: Doctor, i'm feeling kinda hot

    Dr Bunz: Well you must be a hot cross bunny

    Bean: I can't feel my tail and the producers keep editing out my lines

    Dr Bunz: Sounds like you've been clipped!

    Bean: So you said this won't hurt. Just a little liposuction to make me look trim on screen .......

    Dr Bunz: Of course not. *aside* Beaker, you always said you wanted a lucky Rabbits foot right?

    *Bean Bunny faints*

    Dr Bunz: Just a little joke my furry friend. As you wish, just a little suction .... oh here's my special guest for this episode - Dr Phil Van Neuter

    Van Neuter: Nothing like a little BRAIN SURGERY my guinea pig patient.

    * Bean faints again *

    Dr Bunz: He's a Rabbit actually

    Van Neuter: Are you sure, cos i'm feeling horse.

    * scene fades to black as the characters look around and a voice emerges *

    Penguin Announcer: Tune in next time for more bad jokes and medical science .... and later, Penguin Ballet. But first, make sure you vote for Dr Bunsen Honeydew or we'll go back to BUNZ IN SPACE !
  10. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Two tentacles shoot out to grab the bag of golden goodies and tag it with an "Exhibit A" label, before one of the two tentacles puts said bag in the evidence locker.
    Right, that'll be used as evidence against you. Now sit tight and let the process of Muppet law run its course with your case.
    *Keeps Bo and Vibs in jailcell until the voting results are announced tomorrow.
  11. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Back at home... Hmmm, I kinda liked Bunsen Space Hospital.
    *Changes channel. Wonder if the Monster-Thon's started for Grover's campaign yet. At least those guys know how to get things done, and won't quit until it gets done.
  12. Luke

    Luke Well-Known Member

    * Hands in "Get Out Of Jail Free" card from Muppet Monopoly. Vibs and Beau are let out of jail and walk free with their reputations intact. *

    (glad i finally reached you with Bunsen Space Hospital, we're not all Penguins and smut here at Dr Bunz HQ .... nearly, but not quite!)
  13. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Two more tentacles shoot out and grab hold of Bo and Vibs, while another one places an "Exhibit B" label on the Get Out of Jail Free card.
    You're just making it worse for yourselves. *Releases Bo and Vibs back into cell, locks the door, and turns on the TV.
    Just sit there and keep quiet... Squid on Patrol's coming up next on the Grover Monster-Thon.
  14. Luke

    Luke Well-Known Member

    Penguin Announcer: .... And we're back with more Bunzathon. Here's your host ..... Dr Bunz

    *canned applause*

    Dr Bunz: Thank you fans, voters paid and unpaid - and those who voted in exchange for Piggy pictures or Bill Baretta souvenirs. It's getting very exciting, only one day of voting left and we're tied. So c'mon guys, i'm reaching out to you ..... scroll up and make your mark on the Bunz !

    **** goes into celebrity phone room ****

    Dr Bunz: Now many Muppets volunteered to answer the phones for us, and we blackmailed the others so lets meet them. Ah hello, Pee Pee

    Pepe: Hola lady viewers. This is Pepe. I am a King Prawn hokay? I am looking to meet a lady with good Bunz si? Cos i'm big fans of Bunz hokay? Vote Bunz .... or i will spank you, i will spank your Bunz hokay?

    Dr Bunz: Indeed Pee Pee, well THAT will probably get us taken off the air. Ah here's Johnny Fiama and his monkey bodyguard Sal Manilla.

    Sal: Hey back off Bunz, no interviews. Johnny Fiama's on the phone to his Mama

    Johhny: *into phone* Yes Mama, I got the pasta sauce, and the clean underwear, and Sal's ironed my vest.

    Dr Bunz: Moving on .... ah, here's former candidate Miss Piggy. What a lovely suprise ......

    Miss Piggy Bonjour Monsiour Honeydew. Moi is hoping the voting is going well for you ....

    Dr Bunz: Always room for more votes Miss Piggy. Strange, i thought things were quite hostile between us before. Did you come here for the free buffet?

    Miss Piggy: *angry* Enough of the food jokes melonhead. *looks to camera sweetly* Miss Piggy is always happy to appear on tele-vision. Especially when you have provided such a generous clothing budget for moi.

    Dr Bunz: We did? *whispers to Penguin aide - It's tax deductible right?* Ah, and here's head of merchandising, Rizzo The Rat.

    Rizzo: T-shirts, caps, short shorts, Bunz Thongs - Get em while they're overpriced and the Ebay markets good. Limited stock - The Dr Bunz Party Blowout!

    Dr Bunz: Party blowout? Is that like a Party Blower?

    Rizzo: Yeah, we're gonna have a party tommorow night, and if you lose this thing it'll be a blowout. Then we'll go get drunk on wine and cheese at the Grover party.

    Penguin Announcer: .... and now, here it is, our feature once in a lifetime presentation performance of PENGUIN (SWAN) LAKE. To preserve the dignity of this moment, there will be no flash photography.

    * cuts to stage where Penguins are dancing the sugar plum fairy in tutus backed by a Chicken orchestra*
  15. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Recording Penguin Swan Lake on vidcam for uploading to youtube and Muppet Musique later on.
    *Holding up sign that reads "Vote for Grover! Vote for Grover, so says Bunsen Honeydew."
  16. Luke

    Luke Well-Known Member

    * Dr Bunsen has somewhat bitter campaign manager of former candidate evicted via Rentro Security Services and put into Muppet jail for illegal video recording. *

    There is no hostility between the Grover/Bunsen camps, and neither of us will stand for campaign sabotage during this monumental broadcast.
  17. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    So where do you usually go?
    *Laugh from the hecklers booth.

    Oh come on Bunsen... It's OK to have a recording of the great penguin ballet performance for posterity. Besides, if it was always banned to do so, we wouldn't have such a great tribute like Jim's memorial services to remember him by after his death.
    And when did I say it was Scooter who was recording the performance? Eh, just let it go man.

    *Goes back home to watch some Batswatch.
  18. Luke

    Luke Well-Known Member

    Hey dude, you'll have to talk to the Penguins agent Bernie. The Penguins are sacred. However we'll let you out of jail in exchange for Beau and Vibs! lol
  19. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    Yeah... So's Jim. Besides, my legal team already sprung me. As for Bo and Vibs, they'll get out tomorrow, let 'em chill till then, they don't seem to mind it too much.
  20. Luke

    Luke Well-Known Member


    (otherwise the Penguins can't do the victory cha-cha-cha)

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