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You Bent my Squeegee!

Discussion in 'Friends and Family' started by D'Snowth, Aug 27, 2008.

  1. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    Happy birthday Squeegee (otherwise known as Claudia, otherwise known as BeakerSqueedom, otherwise known as The Forbidden Squeedom, otherwise known as The Evil Squeegee, otherwise known as Squeekoms... for some reason)!

    Glad you're doing better these days, though confidentially? WE MISS YOU! PLEASE COME HOME! WE'LL HAVE A BIG PARTY WITH A BIG CAKE, AND ICE CREAM AND A DISCO RAVE!
  2. wwfpooh

    wwfpooh New Member

    Agreed. Do come and enjoy the festive atmosphere!
  3. Bill Bubble Guy

    Bill Bubble Guy Active Member

    Heh Heh. Tricky Snowthy. Who would ever recognize this as a birthday thread by its title? ;)

    Many Very Happy Returns to you dear Claudia. :flirt: Many special birthday glomps. :)
  4. BeakerSqueedom

    BeakerSqueedom Active Member

    M-M-Martyyyy! *HUGS*

    Yesh, I am officially 18....and I feel....old...xP
    *Pulls at her wrinkles* 8D
  5. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    Happy Birthday Squeedom!

    Hi... In case you might not have known this... Today is a very special day. Yes, the 28th of August. Only three days until September begins. Wha? That's not... Oh yeah... It be the birthday of someone very important... My own little cyber-sister/monster... BeakerSqueedom!
    So let the bells ring and balloons rise, her long silence has been shattered... Enjoy the party everyone, I'll be back later with the cake. Oh, and never mind the missing piece. I, erm, it just disappeared okay?
    *Dashes out Grover-Style, shouting at Charlie to get the food for our squeaky-weaky celebrity.
  6. Winslow Leach

    Winslow Leach Active Member

    Happy Birthday, Claudia! May visions of the Monkey King, Chaplin, Alan Rickman, Jareth and Michael Jackson dance thru your head today (as if they weren't already dancing thru your head)...:p

    Lefty slides into thread, carrying a large birthday cake.

    Lefty: Izzit someone's boithday? I'll sell ya dis snazzy, yummy, calorie-rich cake fer a nickel! Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight! I...er...baked it myself...it's...yer favorite flavor...whatever dat is...it's...er...chocolvanillpoundstrawbepurplestuff...riiight, riiight! Yer favo--

    Tony trips Lefty; the salesman falls facefirst into the cake.


    Lefty, his face covered with goo, stands and assumes 1890s boxer stance.

    Lefty: Okay, put up yer dukes, wise guy! Dis time youse gone too far!

    Tony picks Lefty up by the collar of his coat; the shady one punches air. Tony tosses Lefty out of thread, as if he were a bowling ball.

    Sorry 'bout that!

    Hope you have a great day, Squeek!:)
  7. BeakerSqueedom

    BeakerSqueedom Active Member

    A cake? Why, for meee? You shouldn't have...XP
    I LOVE chocolvanillpoundstrawbepurplestuff! *Bats lashes*

    O__________O...*Sees the whole thing...*

    *Giggles loudly* XD *Claps hands* BRAVO! BRAVO!
    Hahahaa! Annnnddddd 'he's...OUT! THE CROWD GOES FREAGIN' WILD!
    xP *Bestows a trophy onto Tony*

    Thou hath made my day. xP


    Thank you, Eddie! ! ! ! ! ! !
    *HUGS* What flava is muh cake? :3
  8. redBoobergurl

    redBoobergurl Well-Known Member

    Happy birthday Claudia! I'm so glad you are back, I can't say that enough! Hope you have a really awesome birthday.

    *Leaves giant slice of chocolate cake*
  9. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Pops head back in... Erm... Wha flava did Lefty say? Right, that flava. Charlie, get all the chocolat chips and toffee bits! We're gonna need a whole messa 'em!
  10. Beakerfan

    Beakerfan Well-Known Member

    *drags in a huge package* You know, it kinda kills me to give this to you, buuuuut......

    *pushes a button and the box opens*

    Alan Rickman, Charlie Chaplin, and Michael Jackson all stand in the middle of the box holding flowers. They begin to sing "Happy Birthday".
  11. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    Yeah, I've been trying to make birthday threads a bit more original these days, lol. You'll notice KermieBaby47's birthday thread is entitled "HEY KERMIEBABYYYYYYYYYYYYY(47)! ! !", and Beakie's is "The Lost Episode of M*A*S*H", lol.

    Oh yeah, and a free weekend for two in Tokyo with the birthday girl if anyone can figure out the reference in THIS title! :shifty:
  12. SSLFan

    SSLFan Well-Known Member

    Happy birthday Claudia!

    Have a wonderful day!;):excited:
  13. BeakerSqueedom

    BeakerSqueedom Active Member

    ;_; Aw. You guys are the BEST! <3 Thank you all! <3
  14. WhiteRabbit

    WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member


    <33333333333333 HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABE! ! !

    *Bunsen and Blind Pew both jump out of the present box and tackle her* ^_^

    Zoot: *gives Claudia all of the hot men she (and he) worships*

  15. wwfpooh

    wwfpooh New Member

    You're welcome!
  16. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    Anybody figured out the reference yet? I'm getting those tickets and acommodations ready for the weekend for two with Squeegee!
  17. wwfpooh

    wwfpooh New Member

    Give people time. I am sure somebody will get it.
  18. Colbynfriends

    Colbynfriends Well-Known Member

    Happy B-day. BeakerSqueedom

    Edit: is the title a refrence to when Ralph Wiggum from The Simpsons said,
    "I bent my wookie"?
  19. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Floor de huppy burfdee doo der Squeegee! :hungry:
  20. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    ... Hey Chef, how's the food for the party coming? *Checks on massive cake. Oh brother, I hope I don't have to break out the big hamburger tray for this one. *Makes sure we have enough candles. *Leaves Prawn simmering in his own stew.

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