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Discussion in 'Games' started by Fozzie Bear, Apr 1, 2005.
YMBAOMF if you have this tattoo:
You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if you get angry when someone mispells Muppet names or quotes.
YMBAOMF if you get asked for some help in editing a work letter, the last name of the person's boss ends up being Grover and, all you can then think about is Grover in a business suit and you keep laughing as you try your best to proofread the letter >D
I remember that episode...that one used to terrify me as a kid.
You count the number of points on the collars of all your Kermit merchandise to make sure it's 100% accurate. (I just counted my Kermit plush's points…he only had 10, but one was split so I guess it's still 11. But I still freaked out a bit)
You try to write a song but then give up and start playing Rainbow Connection (This happened to me today. I also busted my guitar pick and my fingertips trying to play "Run Run Rudolph" in the style of the Electric Mayhem)
You know how to play the banjo…and only learned to play because of Kermit. (I have never played the banjo, but I would like to try it)
You annoyed everyone in the theater by singing along to "Together Again" when you went to see Muppets Most Wanted. (Guilty as charged)
You once only watched the Little Mermaid for the Kermit cameo. (I drove my grandma crazy by mentioning a Kermit cameo so she was trying to find it the whole movie. However, I watched the movie for an awesome mermaid whose hair is on fleek)
You ship yourself with a Muppet. (no, that's just the people I associate with on this website)
You are dreading the forum update tomorrow because you don't know what you're gonna do with your life while the update's happening and you can't get on. (Calm down, it's not the end of the world. Just pop in some Muppets VHS tapes and relax)
You're once of those people who hates when people interfere with the Electric Mayhem by adding in their OCs as backup singers. (Not kidding, I saw like three OCs who were all considered to be a part of the Mayhem by their creator, and I died a little inside. But seriously, I'm sure I'll be fine, I'll just cleanse my soul gem later. You keep doing your thing)
My reaction to 10-pointed Kermit:
YMBAOMF IF you want Bip Bippadotta to give you LOTS OF AIR, NICE BEAUTIFUL AIR, FOR ME AND YOU TO SHARE!!! (AAAAIIIRRRR!!!!!!)
*laughs at his own post*
You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if you SEE THE SMALL BALL ON THE TALL WALL, SEE IT FALL IN THE HALL, SEE IT CRAWL, GIVE ITS ALL AND CALL HI Y'ALL, SEE IT STALL WEAR A SHAWL OH YEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
YMBAOMF if you wouldn't buy the Funko POP! figure of Bert because there were no more Ernie Funko POP! figures left in the store so, you refused to bring Bert home to be without his best friend on your shelf.
YMBAOMF if you're totally cool with naming your kids after Henson characters. Just imagine:
You: "Bye, Mokey! Bye, Dr. Teeth! Have a nice day at school!"
Mokey (the kid, not the Fraggle): "…I hate you."
You: "No Statler, you can't play in the yard right now. Go play with your brother Waldorf."
That'd be funny if I had a brother named Bip Bippadotta, and all he did all day is force me to sing "That's OPPOSITE!!!!" with him!!!!
And went stir-crazy when it was found.
I like Journey and Aldo Nova, but my brother listens to "Fly Like an Eagle" by the SMB EVERY SINGLE DAY. It gets to the point where if I hear it somewhere else, I groan. He also likes the Rolling Stones.
when you hear the word "beatnik", you cannot stop thinking about that one pseudo-Sally Cruikshank SS animation from the late '90s. And laughing your head off.
The @hooperfan edition (based on classic Sesame clips)! YMBAOMF if...
you've written a letter to the President asking if he can drive down your street every day to keep the street clean.
you have to trade your shoes to a neighbor in exchange for a bolt to fix a wagon.
you say you're not good at singing and then proceed to sing like Pavarotti!
you try to learn Spanish, but every time you say "Yo quiero un vaso grande de agua fria," four kids bring you a large glass of cold water.
you enjoy eating peanut butter, pickles, ketchup and sauerkraut with your brother. Bonus points if you fight him for it and call him "cabbage head" or "toad breath." Even more bonus points if you've got the stomach for that combination of food!
YMBAOMF if the Muppet fan community is the only social life you have after all your friends start Uni without you.....
.....and you're perfectly okay with this...
YMBAOMF if your depiction of Rumia from Touhou is a Muppet fan.
YMBAOMF if you come across an arcade game developer from the golden age called "Moppet Video" and your first thought is "IT'S THE MOPPET SHOW! YAAAAAAY!"
(geez...this thread is long)
YMBAOMF if you hear the song "America The Beautiful " & remember Fozzie saying : "Patriotism swells in the heart of the American bear!"
YMBAOMF if you can spot every minor change in a Muppet after a puppet rebuild.
YMBAOMF if your entire playlist consists of Fraggle and Muppet songs or songs that were featured on The Muppet Show.
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