The "Thread Killers Organisation", or "TKO"

[Redsonga]

I did not take the topic to this hairy place *hides*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

-Pats Red-

:3

 

[The Count]

Not saying you did Songa... Just a word to all here.
*Leaves muffin for Red.

That one's for Songa Clauds... Yours is back in the kitchen. So no fighting. Unless Nick steals it.
*Leaves to get ready for awards.

 

[MrsPepper]

You have all just killed the thread.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

;_; Peppeerrrr!
-glomps-

My love, don't cry!
LOL!

<3 We kill with honor. <3

 

[MrsPepper]

lol! Was it a mercy killing? Because somehow I don't think the thread quite deserved it.

You killed it in spirit. Though it may continue, it is dead inside.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

<3 Aw, sorry, babe.
[Tries to put life into it]

D:

 

[The Count]

Hark! I come not to bury this thread... But to kill it instead! After all, is it not for fair Pepper that we do the threads we kill kill for pride and honor? Yae, lend me your ears... On second thought, hold the ears yourselves. We march upon the thread to kill it... In the name of Pepper! And, of course, muffins!

 

[The Count]

*Ziffled... *Puts thread on operating table.
Deadly, lightning please!
*The patient gets a good dose of voltage.

*Flubbing the thread with muffin.
Live, live d**n you! No, don't you dare die on us now. You're too good a thread to do that to us! Live! Live!
*Meeping can be heard as thread flatlines.

To Claudia in Dr. McCoy voice: It's dead Jim.

 

[anythingmuppet]

*Flips off the camera.
*Old MT joke.

*gasps*

Count! How could you! And you're a man of such responsibility and dignity, how could---


Ahhhh.

But wait--

Live, live d**n you!

*gasps*

My goodness! Count, you charlatan of a moderator, you.


Anyone like a double entendre with a lemon on the side?