The MC Birthday Index

[Pinkflower7783]

A candy cane?

 

[Vincent L]

Michael Caine?

 

[Hubert]

Canes, trains, and automobiles

 

[Pinkflower7783]

I don't have any of those but I do have a walker.

 

[Hubert]

I don't have any of those but I do have a walker.

*takes walker*

Thank you, missy. Now if I could just find my glasses....

 

[Pinkflower7783]

Vincent took them.

 

[Hubert]

Well then, I'll just sorta find my rockin chair and sit down...

*sits down and falls on floor*

 

[Vincent L]

[throws some wine glasses at Hubert]

 

[Pinkflower7783]

Was that chair too little Goldilocks?

 

[Hubert]

Excuse me, sonny...I gave up drinkin when I was 78.