The first ever Muppet Central Christmas Party

Piggy The Frog

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*Gordon comes out with half of his moustache shaved off*

Gordon: What was that?
Susan: (laughs)... Uh, honey?
Gordon: What?
Susan: Uh... how can I say this?
Chris: Uncle Gordon! You finally got rid of the moustache!
Miles: Well, part of it. Nice going, dad!
Gordon: What are you talking about.... ?
*looks at Gordon, trying not to laugh* Who did that to you?
:oops: : Maybe we could blast?
:crazy:: Did somebody say "blast"?
Never mind, Crazy Harry. We'll come up with something.
 

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Snuffy: Ohhhh, dear... I'm stuck.

*scratches head* What do we do? I've never tried to pry a snuffleupagus out of a hot tub before.
:attitude:: A whatever that repulsive thing is is stuck in a hot tub? We should call the exterminator at once!
:concern:: Maybe we should call Ghostbusters.
WE'RE NOT CALLING ANYONE!
:rolleyes:: 'Jou can call me, maybe?
Would you like to be stuck in a hot tub with a snuffleupagus?
:rolleyes:: -gulp- I'll pass. -goes off-
 

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*looks at Gordon, trying not to laugh* Who did that to you?
Gordon: Did what?
Link: Pardon my, my good man. You better have a look at yourself (hands Gordon a mirror)
Gordon: What? Oh no! That scream must have scared me while I was shaving. Well that's just great.
Link: It's better than great. It's quite a style! You, my friend, are quite a trend setter. I taught him everything he knows.
Never mind, Crazy Harry. We'll come up with something.
:crazy:: Suit yourself. *leaves caressing dynamite plunger*
 

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:flirt:: *sees Snuffy* Oh, wooooooow! Like, I rully shouldn't have had so much punch. I'm hallucinating fer sure!
:sing:: I see him too, babe.
 

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Whew.

*tosses DH back into recliner*

So now we have a Snuffle-bleh...snuffalupel..snupa...snoopyloofel...snapalafel...falafel...

Yeah...we have that thing stuck in the hot tub.
 

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Wait! I think I may have an idea. All we just need is a giant net, some rope or chain, and a heavy weight champion wrestler.
 

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:sing:: Hey man, I have some extra chain for Animal that we could use!
 

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Whew.

*tosses DH back into recliner*

So now we have a Snuffle-bleh...snuffalupel..snupa...snoopyloofel...snapalafel...falafel...

Yeah...we have that thing stuck in the hot tub.
:wisdom:: He's a snuffleupagus! Please, just get him out of there!
Telly: Oh, no! What if he never gets out? He'll have to spend the rest of his life in there! *starts to hyperventilate*
 

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For some reason I can't say it though...snufflarpagoose...snoofeloctupus... snaffelactorous...snoppeloobaghost...

*pats Telly on the back*

Don't worry, Tell, it's all gonna be OK. Except my pronunciation of sniffelopagos.
 

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:sing:: Hey man, I have some extra chain for Animal that we could use!
Good thinking. Thanks, Floyd!
-goes upstairs and drops net on Snuffy. Then comes down and wraps chain tightly around net containing Snuffy-
Okay. If we all pull together, we can 99.9% get Snuffy out of the hot tub. Ready? PULL!
-various Muppets and humans pull chain to get Snuffy out of hot tub-
 
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