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1,000,000 Visitors

Discussion in 'Feedback' started by Phillip, Mar 10, 2003.

  1. Crazy Harry

    Crazy Harry Well-Known Member

    *graps a ladder-climbs up to the ceiling fan-ties a 20 oz. soda bottle to the fan-climbs back down-turns fan on*

    Now let's see what happens.
  2. Zack the Dog

    Zack the Dog Well-Known Member

    oww, you got a little grape in your eye...boo hoo:boo: !
    I GOT GRAPE FRUIT IN MY EYE! ouch!!!stinging very badly! oh my gosh! get me a vet! MY EYE!

    :sympathy: zack)Rowlf the, runing outta "rowlf the" ideas...dog;)
  3. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    You could've said:

    "Zack)Rowlf the, everything looks grape-fruity now, dog"

    Hey, look at those sodas on the ceiling fan! That's an odd idea, but they're getting all bubbly inside cause the fan shakes and...
    uh...UH...OH OH!! RUN!!!

    *Soda fizz explodes from the lids of the bottles*

    WHEE!! When the fizz goes in your ear, it tickles! Oh, I'm so sticky.

    *Prepares to fling some jell-o molds, but decides his hands are too dirty to handle food, so he washes them THEN throws the jell-o.*

    Chris! Catch!
  4. Crazy Harry

    Crazy Harry Well-Known Member

    *catches the jelleton*

    Now what?
  5. Zack the Dog

    Zack the Dog Well-Known Member

    hey Foz, you wanna be my writer?i was kinda keeping it a secret, but i don't come up with my oun enddings, I pay a writer to do that for me, his name is Bark Beasly, i think he's getting old cause he hasn't really given me any new matteral lately, you wanna to take his place? i can pay ya....;)

    zack)Rowlf the, do you want to insert words here for money? dog
  6. Super Scooter

    Super Scooter Well-Known Member

    And, in honor of this special occasion...

    A 1,000,000 MUFFIN PELTING!!!!!!!!

    *watches as plan backfires and 1,000,000 muffins land on head*

    That was a Muffin Newsflash!

    :sympathy: :flirt: :mad: : Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!
  7. BoyRaisin2

    BoyRaisin2 Well-Known Member

    You sick little man. You're an inspiration to all us other sick little men.
  8. sarah_yzma

    sarah_yzma Well-Known Member

    and us sick little women too!

  9. oOoanimaloOo

    oOoanimaloOo Well-Known Member

    Thats because this is such a cool site
  10. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Splat, spotch, squelch.

    Oh boy, this is getting outa' hand.

    *Runs and gets another tray of food*

    Throws the snadwiches one at a time up at the fan so they get sliced and spred in one shot.
  11. Super Scooter

    Super Scooter Well-Known Member

    Thank you. I take pride in what I do.

    Sarah, I don't know whether to take that as a compliment or not. I'm an inspiration to the sick little women on here? Hmmmm. :concern:

    Ah, well. Rachael Leigh Cook is in that movie, so I'm happy! :) :o ;) :halo:
  12. Manda:-D

    Manda:-D Well-Known Member

    Been reading all these food fight posts, and I have ONE thing to say: You are all WEIRDOS. :attitude:
    And that's why I love you! :D
  13. BoyRaisin2

    BoyRaisin2 Well-Known Member

    Yes, but when the revolution comes, you will be overthrown. And I shall be ruler of all sick little men and the affection of all sick little women and the mentor of all sick little children.

    So watch your back, be aware. B. A. Ware.

    In the meantime has anybody seen my pants?
  14. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    I think they are under that pile of food.

    No the other one.

    No the other one.

    Beau:o{Have I left to much blank space}regard
  15. BoyRaisin2

    BoyRaisin2 Well-Known Member

    Oh right. I put them there for safekeeping.
  16. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    *Finds a contaner of cottage cheese and blue food coloring, mixes the two and grabs a big serving spoon.*

    Fire ONE!

    *Flings cottage cheese.*

    Fire TWO!

    *Flings more.*

    (Only Muppet Fans would celebrate 1,000,000 visitors with a food fight, huh?)

    *Flings more cottage cheese.*
  17. Super Scooter

    Super Scooter Well-Known Member

    You know it, Bro.

    *opens package of pudding*
    *Bill Cosby impersonation:*

    You forgot to eat your Jell-O Puddin' cup! Oh-ho!

    *flings pudding in air*

    Ha! Take that!

    *takes off pants, ties off one end, and, with oranges, begins using pants as sling-shot*
  18. BoyRaisin2

    BoyRaisin2 Well-Known Member

    Why would we want to fight food?
  19. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    *Finds melted ice cream in a bucket*

    I scream
    You Scream
    We all scream
    for ice cream.

    *Slinging cream!*
  20. electricmayhem

    electricmayhem Well-Known Member

    :eek: Pants back on! Pants back on!:eek: Don't make me throw these mashed potatoes at you!

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