1000 Post Club, The Post Count & Senior Members Thread

: POST RACE! POST RACE!

Ung! UNH! POST! POST! POST! POSOOOSOSOSOSOOST!

Oh, and thanks for the stool. Very wooden. Very uncomfortable.

My ottoman is cushioned.

*throw a pillow at Casey*

Better?

Ow! This is a pillow of bricks! What were you thinking?!

PILLOW FIGHT!!!!!!

*grabs pillows and hits Yuna with them*

Whoops! That was the pillow I wanted to throw at Clayton

... Where did I leave my fluffy pillow then?

Edit: ziffled

*hiss like a cat and pretend to scratch Hubert with non-existent claws*

CAT FIGHT!!

*imitates the infamous cat screech and jumps off ottoman*

*realizes that Mitchell or Casey or Vincent or someone will steal ottoman*

*grabs ottoman and pulls it along*

No, we won't steal it. We'll only take it.

Same difference.

*continues dragging it along, running from Yuna*

*picks up a couple pillows and tosses them behind at whoever is there*

That's why I'm sitting in a chair because I don't wanna sit on the couch with any of you.

COUCH POTATOES!!

[ducks from the members actually throwing potatoes at me]

Chairs are so unoriginal...at least it takes creativity to think up an ottoman.

EDIT: This is a Muppet Newsflash! The ziffelers (and potatoes) are out tonight! *newsman gets hit by potato*

Not when it's a recliner.

Mm...potatoes!

Intercepts and grabs potatoes, cooks them, smothers them with butter, and eats them.

Didn't you guys hear? It's National Potato Day. My favorite holiday.

*throw potatoes, fries, wedges and potato chips at Vince*

WOOT WOOT!!!!!!

*eats about 9 baked potatoes at once*

[eating them]
THANKS, YUNA!