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It was the day of an important FASA meeting. By the way, for thsoe who haven't seen The Muppets at Walt Disney World, FASA is "Ficticious Animal Stars of Amercia".
Anyway, Miss Piggy had jnust become a member of FASA, and was so excited to go to her first meeting.
"Oh, Kermie, moi am finally a FASA member!", said Kermit.
"Well, all you've got to do is be a star", said Kermit, "They rarely discriminate against animal stars".
"Who have they discrimianted agaisnt?", asked Piggy.
"Well, Barney the Dinosaur, for one", said Kermit.
Kermit then looked aroudn and saw Big Bird and Bear.
"Oh, hi, Big Bird. Hi, Bear", said Kermit.
"Hi, Kermit", said Big Bird.
"Hello", said Bear.
"They are members?", askeed Miss Piggy.
"Of cours ethey are", said Kermit.
"I hear that this is going to be an important meeting", said Big Bird.
"They all are important meetings", said Bear.
"Well, this meeting is most important because it's moi's first meeting", said Piggy.
"Hey, here's Alvin, Simon, and Theodore", said Kermit, "Hi, chipmunks!"
"Hi, Kermit!", said the Chipmunks.
"I hope this meeting is fast", said Alvin, "I'd rather be performing".
"Meetings are important, Alvin", said Simon.
"And so is food", said Theodore.
"Oh, will there be lots of food?", asked Miss Piggy.
"If we get there soon there will be", said Kermit.
At the meeting area...
"Well, let's hope for this meeting to be a great one", said Mickey Mouse.
"I'll find myself a seat", said Minnie Mouse.
"There is plenty of honey, right?", asked Winnie the Pooh.
Tweety flew in.
"I hope I made it right on time", said Tweety.
Ren and Stimpy then showed up.
"Oh, I tawt I taw a putty tat!", said Tweety.
"Duh, a putty tat? Where?", asked Stimpy.
"You're the putty tat, you stupid eediot!", shouted Ren.
Brian Griffin then showed up.
"Well, where's the alcohol?", joked Brian.
"You know there is no alcohol here", laughed Mickey.
"Woof woof wof woof!", barked Brian, who calmly restarined himself, "Oh, sorry, sory, I get that racism from my father."
He then turned around and saw Sylvester, and barked uncontrolably at him.
"Oh, sorry, sorry", said Brian.
Donald Duck and Daffy Duck then shwoed up.
"Oh, it's you again", said Donald.
"You're despicable", said Daffy.
"Oh, yeah?", quakced an angry Donald.
"You're the onyl go0od thing about duck season", said Daffy.
Donald then kicked Daffy in the butt.
A roll of dirt came into the meeting, and Bugs then popped out.
"Well here I am at the FASA meeting!", said Bugs, "And for once I remembered to take that left toin at albequrque.
Kermit, Miss Piggy, Big Bird, and Bear then arrived.
"Well, here we are", said Kermit.
"And what a great place", said Miss Piggy, "It's filled with other superstars, including Porky Pig".
"Oh, hi, Miss P-p-p-p-Piggy!", said Porky, "I've always w-w-wanted to m-m-m-m- be introduced to you".
"Oh, the pleasure is all mine", said Miss Piggy.
Mr. Ed then showed up.
"Well, well, well, if it isn't a pig", said Mr. Ed.
"For your information, I am Miss Piggy"
"And I'm Mr. Ed", said Mr. Ed, "And I'm stil sore for not ever being a guest star on The Mupet Show".
"I don't think any of the animal stars here have been", said Miss Piggy.
"Well, except for me", said Big Bird.
"And what's up with that, Kermit?", asked Daffy Duck.
"Well...", said Kermit.
"We should have been guest stars", interrupted Alvin.
"I would have been better than those Mummenshanz!", said Donald.
"Hey, wait a minute", said Kermit, "I asked you to be a guest during the first season, and you weren't interested".
"And why werne't me or Rocky ever considered to be guests?", asked Bullwinkle?
"Don't you remember, Bullwinkle?", asked Rocky, "We didn't want to be on a pupet show?"
"Oh, yeah", said Bullwinkle.
"What do you mean 'puppet show'?", asked Miss Piggy.
"Oh, the meeting is about to start", said Lamb Chop.
"I hope I don't miss this", said Topo Gigio.
"W-w-well, it's-it's-it's time to st-st-st-begin the meeting", said Pokry Pig.
"Everybody sit down", said Mickey Mouse, "I'll take roll call."
"Big Bird"
"Here!"
"Bugs Bunny"
"Here, doc"
"Daffy Duck"
"Here"
"Donald Duck"
"Here"
"Minnie Mouse"
"You know I'm here"
"Mr. Ed"
"Here"
"Lamp Chop"
"Here"
"Rocket J. Squirrell, aka Rocky"
"here"
"Bullwinkle J. Moose"
"Here"
"Ren Hoek"
"Here"
"Stimpson J. Cat, aka Stimpy"
"Here"
"Sylvester"
"Here"
"Tweety"
"Here"
"Kermit the Frog"
"Here"
"Topo Gigio"
"Here"
"Foghorn Leghorn"
"here, I SAY, Here!"
"Alvin Seville"
"here"
"Simon Seville"
"Here"
"Theodore Seville"
"Here"
"Winnie the Pooh"
"Here"
"Bear"
"Here"
"Brian Griffin"
"Here"
"Snoopy"
Snoopy raised his hand.
"Lassie"
"Bark!"
"Fliper"
Flipper got out of a tank and made dolphin sounds.
"And our newest member, Miss Piggy"
"Here"
"Okay, everyone is here. We'll start the meeting in the next post".
Anyway, Miss Piggy had jnust become a member of FASA, and was so excited to go to her first meeting.
"Oh, Kermie, moi am finally a FASA member!", said Kermit.
"Well, all you've got to do is be a star", said Kermit, "They rarely discriminate against animal stars".
"Who have they discrimianted agaisnt?", asked Piggy.
"Well, Barney the Dinosaur, for one", said Kermit.
Kermit then looked aroudn and saw Big Bird and Bear.
"Oh, hi, Big Bird. Hi, Bear", said Kermit.
"Hi, Kermit", said Big Bird.
"Hello", said Bear.
"They are members?", askeed Miss Piggy.
"Of cours ethey are", said Kermit.
"I hear that this is going to be an important meeting", said Big Bird.
"They all are important meetings", said Bear.
"Well, this meeting is most important because it's moi's first meeting", said Piggy.
"Hey, here's Alvin, Simon, and Theodore", said Kermit, "Hi, chipmunks!"
"Hi, Kermit!", said the Chipmunks.
"I hope this meeting is fast", said Alvin, "I'd rather be performing".
"Meetings are important, Alvin", said Simon.
"And so is food", said Theodore.
"Oh, will there be lots of food?", asked Miss Piggy.
"If we get there soon there will be", said Kermit.
At the meeting area...
"Well, let's hope for this meeting to be a great one", said Mickey Mouse.
"I'll find myself a seat", said Minnie Mouse.
"There is plenty of honey, right?", asked Winnie the Pooh.
Tweety flew in.
"I hope I made it right on time", said Tweety.
Ren and Stimpy then showed up.
"Oh, I tawt I taw a putty tat!", said Tweety.
"Duh, a putty tat? Where?", asked Stimpy.
"You're the putty tat, you stupid eediot!", shouted Ren.
Brian Griffin then showed up.
"Well, where's the alcohol?", joked Brian.
"You know there is no alcohol here", laughed Mickey.
"Woof woof wof woof!", barked Brian, who calmly restarined himself, "Oh, sorry, sory, I get that racism from my father."
He then turned around and saw Sylvester, and barked uncontrolably at him.
"Oh, sorry, sorry", said Brian.
Donald Duck and Daffy Duck then shwoed up.
"Oh, it's you again", said Donald.
"You're despicable", said Daffy.
"Oh, yeah?", quakced an angry Donald.
"You're the onyl go0od thing about duck season", said Daffy.
Donald then kicked Daffy in the butt.
A roll of dirt came into the meeting, and Bugs then popped out.
"Well here I am at the FASA meeting!", said Bugs, "And for once I remembered to take that left toin at albequrque.
Kermit, Miss Piggy, Big Bird, and Bear then arrived.
"Well, here we are", said Kermit.
"And what a great place", said Miss Piggy, "It's filled with other superstars, including Porky Pig".
"Oh, hi, Miss P-p-p-p-Piggy!", said Porky, "I've always w-w-wanted to m-m-m-m- be introduced to you".
"Oh, the pleasure is all mine", said Miss Piggy.
Mr. Ed then showed up.
"Well, well, well, if it isn't a pig", said Mr. Ed.
"For your information, I am Miss Piggy"
"And I'm Mr. Ed", said Mr. Ed, "And I'm stil sore for not ever being a guest star on The Mupet Show".
"I don't think any of the animal stars here have been", said Miss Piggy.
"Well, except for me", said Big Bird.
"And what's up with that, Kermit?", asked Daffy Duck.
"Well...", said Kermit.
"We should have been guest stars", interrupted Alvin.
"I would have been better than those Mummenshanz!", said Donald.
"Hey, wait a minute", said Kermit, "I asked you to be a guest during the first season, and you weren't interested".
"And why werne't me or Rocky ever considered to be guests?", asked Bullwinkle?
"Don't you remember, Bullwinkle?", asked Rocky, "We didn't want to be on a pupet show?"
"Oh, yeah", said Bullwinkle.
"What do you mean 'puppet show'?", asked Miss Piggy.
"Oh, the meeting is about to start", said Lamb Chop.
"I hope I don't miss this", said Topo Gigio.
"W-w-well, it's-it's-it's time to st-st-st-begin the meeting", said Pokry Pig.
"Everybody sit down", said Mickey Mouse, "I'll take roll call."
"Big Bird"
"Here!"
"Bugs Bunny"
"Here, doc"
"Daffy Duck"
"Here"
"Donald Duck"
"Here"
"Minnie Mouse"
"You know I'm here"
"Mr. Ed"
"Here"
"Lamp Chop"
"Here"
"Rocket J. Squirrell, aka Rocky"
"here"
"Bullwinkle J. Moose"
"Here"
"Ren Hoek"
"Here"
"Stimpson J. Cat, aka Stimpy"
"Here"
"Sylvester"
"Here"
"Tweety"
"Here"
"Kermit the Frog"
"Here"
"Topo Gigio"
"Here"
"Foghorn Leghorn"
"here, I SAY, Here!"
"Alvin Seville"
"here"
"Simon Seville"
"Here"
"Theodore Seville"
"Here"
"Winnie the Pooh"
"Here"
"Bear"
"Here"
"Brian Griffin"
"Here"
"Snoopy"
Snoopy raised his hand.
"Lassie"
"Bark!"
"Fliper"
Flipper got out of a tank and made dolphin sounds.
"And our newest member, Miss Piggy"
"Here"
"Okay, everyone is here. We'll start the meeting in the next post".