A Muppets Family Christmas...Favorite Quote!

[golden teeth]

WHo else remembers that special(I'm sure alot of you do). Heres my favorite two lines.

Janice: (Cookie Monster has just eaten the whole plate of cookies she made) Who is that strange blue creature?
Animal: That my kind of fella'...hahaha!

and

Statler: (Fozzie has just been telling jokes with a snowman) These comedians were made for each other!
Waldorf:Hmm?
Statler: The snowman's ice cold and the bear's not so hot either.
Both: Do-hohoho!

Whats yer favorite quotes from it?

 

[minor muppetz]

Here are some of my favorite quotes:

Sam: "Why am I here?"

Fozzie: "Now can I tell you about my act?"
Kermit: "I'm all ears. (hears Sprocket barking) Now what could that be? (leaves)"
Fozzie: "what does he mean he's all ears? Frogs don't even have ears."

Boober: "Don't touch them! Frogs are probably loaded germ cariers."

Oscar: "I will not sing this song!"

 

[GelflingWaldo]

My favorite MFC Quotes

Fozzie: Ah Christmas, time for Santa Clause and his 8 prancing Rainbear.
Snowman: That's Raindeer.
Fozzie: No, that's snow darling!

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Ernie: Oh, hi there, we're Ernie and Bert.
Doc: Well, hi there yourself, I'm Doc.
Bert: Oh, did you know that Doc starts with the letter D?
Doc: Why, yes.
Ernie: Yes! Yes, starts with the letter Y.
Doc: True.
Ernie: And true starts with the letter T.
Doc: What is this?
Bert: Where we come from this is small talk.

 

[Krazedmuppet]

(picks up phone) - Hallo! Hallo! GIVE ME PREASENTS!
- Hello?! Kermie?!
- Oh... Pig... (throws phone on floor)

 

[BEAR]

Oscar: I will NOT sing this song!
All: Fa la la la la la la la la!

Rowlf: I followed the truck the whole way and boy am I exhausted.
Fozzie: Oh I get it! Truck, exhaust. That's funny.
Rowlf: Yeah, it's a dog joke.
Fozzie: Go inside and tell it to mom. She loves canine humor!

Robin: Speaking of presents, Grover, I want you to have this Fraggle pebble.
Grover: This Fraggle pebble is for me? Oh, I just love Christmas!

Animal: Peace on Earth! Give me presents!!!

Ernie: Mama in her kerchief. That's you, Bert.
Bert: I know, I know.

And the best line in the whole show:
Jim Henson: Well, it sure looks like they're having a good time out there, Sprocket. Yeah, I like it when they have a good time.

 

[Krazedmuppet]

Turkey- you think Im a fat bird, well look at this! (opens door)
Sweedish Chef- OOHHH DER! a bird a bird humungus! (in SC language...)

- Hey look! Its the Ham when she was just a little ham hock!
(thats probably not exact, I cant find my original uncut one... and that was cut out of the new one)

Ernie- not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
Grover- I am here! I am the mouse!
Ernie- whats the spoon for?
Grover- so you can see that I am not stirring! Notice, the hand never touches the spoon!

 

[Krazedmuppet]

Turkey- I was invited here by someone who spoke Swedish, sounded like a nice guy!
Gonzo- Uh- uh, if you don’t watch it your going to be dinner!
Turkey- don’t worry about it, Im a survivor, see ya around buck-o
Gonzo- See ya on dinner!

Turkey- let me take you out side for a friendly scrachin and squakin
Camilla- ohhhh....
Gonzo- But Camilla is my girlfriend!
Turkey- you gotta be kidding, your not even a bird!
Gonzo- Well nobodies perfect!

Sorry, I keep remembering them, its my fav movie!

 

[MrsPepper]

Some of my favourite ones (not necessarily in order)

Doc to the Swedish Chef: I don't CARE if the turkey says the dog is the turkey. The dog is NOT the turkey. The TURKEY's the turkey, you turkey!

Doc: That is one worried frog.
The Count: That's one. One worried frog!
Robin: Ah, he's not the only one.
The Count: That's two! Two worried frogs! Ah-ha-ha-ha! **lightning**

Big Bird: Now then, Mr. Cook, tell me. What exactly are you going to cook for Christmas Dinner.
Swedish Chef: [Mock swedish]
Big Bird: Shredded Wheat and Cranberry sauce? My absolute favourite!

Floyd: There's Miss ham hocks when she was just a little sausage roll!

Floyd: ... and she don't look bad. For a pig! **laugh**

Doc: I don't know how to explain it, Kermit, but I was searching through the snow, and there was Miss Piggy, with this... costume for me.
Kermit: You don't have to explain, Doc. If there's one thing Piggy knows, it's how to make an entrance.

Various people: CAREFUL ON THE ICY PATCH!!

Maureen the mink: Oh, Miss Piggy, I've seen everything you've done. I'm your biggest fan! I worship the ground you walk on!
Piggy: ... Ahaha! What a wonderful present!!

Fozzie: Hey, that's pretty good harmony for a snowman.
Snowman: Actually, I'm a snewman.
Fozzie: What's a snewman?
Snowman: Nothing, what's a-snew with you?

Ernie: Come out, Bert.
Bert: I won't.
Ernie: Come on, Bert.
Bert: Ernie, please dont make me. [Bert comes out on stage in frilly costume] Ernie, why must you always humiliate me?
Ernie: Come on, Bert. Someone has to play Mamaw, and you lost the toss.
Bert: Alright, just get it over with!!

Ernie: Cue the mouse!
Grover as mouse: I'm here, I'm here! The cute little mouse is here.
Bert: What's the bowl for?
Grover as mouse: So you can see that I am not stirring. Note how the hand never touches the spoon. Thank you! Thank you!

Piggy: Ooooh! Green fuzzy flipper slippers! Divine. Have then gift-wrapped. [laughs to camera]
((I personally quote that last one ALL the time))

Newsman: The worst blizzard in 50 years is approaching us at a great rate. The weather service reports that barometers are falling sharply. **Barometers fall from above** Oww!!



Some of my other favourite ones have already been said.

 

[Gonzo14]

Doc: They're kinda cute when their babies
Gonzo: I knew you'd grow to love us
Doc: I didn't say that

 

[Mickey Moose]

After the Two Headed Monster comes out dressed as Santa Claus:
Sam: Is nothing sacred?


Fozzie: Guys this is the best idea we've had in years. Christmas at my mother's farm house.
Kermit: Sounds great Fozzie, but don't you think we should have called your mother first?
Fozzie: Oh, how little you understand bears. My mother loves surprises.
Gonzo: Good thing. She's in for a beauty.


Snowman: Hey Fozzie.
Fozzie: Yes, Mr. Snowman.
Snowman: Did you hear about the church that burned down?
Statler & Waldorf: HOLY SMOKE!!!!