'American Woman' -- The Big Countdown

[Fozzie Bear]

I'm really looking forward to it!

 

[Super Scooter]

: Since the word "American" appears in the title of this moral video (I refuse to call anything American "viral"), we can surely depend upon it being a very upright, not-naughty, good piece of entertainment that the whole family can enjoy. Not since Abraham Lincoln founded this great country of ours has their been an event more noteworthy than that of--

: Er, Sam? Abraham Lincoln wasn't one of the founding fathers.

: ... He wasn't? ... Well, didn't he wear a hat or something?

 

[Beauregard]

I'm really looking forward to it!

Oh good, because if you were looking backward to it you might walk into a lamppost!

 

[Super Scooter]

Oh good, because if you were looking backward to it you might walk into a lamppost!

: Hey! Not bad! ... Mind if I use it?

: Yes, let him! Walking into a lamppost is funnier than most of his material!

: So long as the lamppost is in Siberia.

 

[Beauregard]

What do you call a lamppost in Siberia?

: Lost?

 

[The Count]

You can call it anything you want. Unfortunately, there are some things I could call it that I can't post here.

 

[Super Scooter]

: Just don't call it late for dinner!

: You ain't kiddin'!

 

[Beauregard]

You can call it anything you want. Unfortunately, there are some things I could call it that I can't post here.

It's alright...It's deaf as a post. ;P

 

[The Count]

Well, if it's all right... Here goes.
Rippopotamus! ! ! ! !

 

[Beauregard]

I don't even know what that means! But you know what I DO know? I do know that I cannot wait for this next video!