Another "Muppet Show" Idea!

SPECIAL GUEST STAR: ALAN JACKSON

OPENING THEME

OPENING NUMBER: The Electric Mayhem play an unplugged version of "Let Me Be Your Song" from "Fraggle Rock" with Floyd taking the lead and Janice on harmony vocals.

STATLER: Have you ever wanted to go down to Fraggle Rock?
WALDORF: If it's anywhere but here, I'll go there!
BOTH: DOHHHH, ho ho ho...

BACKSTAGE: Kermit has a problem--the giant jukebox for the closing number is making it hard to move around backstage.

GUEST STAR: Alan Jackson sings "Chattahoochee" with the Muppet jugband.

SKIT: "Veterinarian's Hospital"--Dr. Bob, Nurse Piggy, and Nurse Janice operate on Oscar the Grouch, making a "very short" cameo.

SONG: A well-dressed Miss Piggy is serenaded by Gonzo, who sings "I Can't Give You Anything But Love" after checking his pockets. When Piggy realizes Gonzo is flat broke, she karate chops him.

GUEST STAR: Alan Jackson sings "Where Were You (When The World Stopped Turning)?" alone.

(COMMERCIAL BREAK)

SKIT: "At The Dance"

CLOSING NUMBER: The Electric Mayhem are about to play a rock number when they nearly get run offstage by Alan, a giant jukebox (pushed by Sweetums), and the jugband. Alan sings "Don't Rock The Jukebox", but at the end of the song, the jugband nearly get run offstage once the Mayhem talk Sweetums into tipping the jukebox over.

CLOSING THEME/CREDITS

STATLER: Hey Waldorf, have you ever wanted to rock the jukebox?
WALDORF: No, I just want to get out of the theatre box!
BOTH: DOOOHHHH, ho ho ho...

i must say, this is yet another winner...and i HATE country

yet another winner although i hate country!

Not bad, but you might want to fill out the second half. Also remember, after every commercial break comes the UK Spot, nine times out of ten it's a two-minute musical number.

I think I may start taking a cue from TravellingMatt and doing a few of my own.

David "Gorgon Heap" Ebersole

Very nice! Alan Jackson would be a *great* candidate for The Muppet Show!