That's some of the references, heh heh. In this story I'm treating Monsters as an ethnic group. They're "legally human," as are any other sapient creature. Of course, it can be hard to decide what is sapient and what is not; for example, a critter that has no hands and can't speak any language intelligible to mankind might be considered legally an animal unless proven otherwise... but I'm getting ahead of myself. B'gark. Anyway, we'll assume the college has an outreach program, promoting diversity and all that.