Bill Barretta is a Sexy Muppet Mans

[Luke]

Thanks Luke. I took the DS back to the store and they apparently had gotten a bad shipment, because there was a whole pile! They has to special order me one, and I should get it sometime.

A whole pile of pixies or a whole pile of DS's ??? Cos all they needed to do was do a magic pixie dance and all the little pixies would have been cast out like ummmmm ...... ok, i'm officially mad.

 

[Beauregard]

Ok, T'm officially mad.

This is a Muppet News Flash. When the big news breaks, you won't here it here.

 

[Super Scooter]

That's it, Beau! Alert the media!

 

[Beauregard]

We can't! Rachel Bitterbuns owns all the newspapers and three quarters of the internet!

...where did she get all her money from???

 

[Luke]

...where did she get all her money from???

She shook her bon bons in front of Ricky Martin and sold the story to the media. Actually i really fancied her in that movie, i like a firm woman!

What i would have given to have been that prawn between her breas ..... oh, family forum!

 

[Beauregard]

She shook her bon bons in front of Ricky Martin and sold the story to the media. Actually i really fancied her in that movie, i like a firm woman!

What i would have given to have been that prawn between her breas ..... oh, family forum!

You're right...she was rather hot. And I assume you are talking about her bries...

 

[Luke]

... that's right beau, her breas ...... soft, smooth, with a lovely texture.

 

[Beauregard]

...... soft, smooth, with a lovely texture.

I like my women's like I like my coffee, h'okey.

 

[Luke]

.... right then. Chocolate sprinkles and whipped cream please!

 

[Super Scooter]

"Peel me, I'm yours!"

Of course, anyone who has read "Before You Leap" also knows Pepe likes his women like he likes his salsa. Hot, spicy, and just a little bit chunky.