Well, I won't tell the deepest, darkets secret, BUT:
I was at a friend's house last night and it was dark and stormy, and when I opened the door to go home the street lights hit me just right that my blueish and transparent reflection appeared in his screendoor and I turned my head from talking to them and looked up and saw a hideous blue creature--the window glass had distorted my face, so it wasn't 'me' that I was seeing--and I jumped back about 3 feet.
They asked me what was wrong, and I said that I just felt like being silly.
Didn't want to tell them that I was afraid of my own reflection.
There, I feel better after getting that off my chest. Now, if only I could get this cow to stop sitting on my chest...