Favourite Statler & Waldorf Comment

[Gerard]

Whats your favourite Statler & Waldorf comment? Personally I like the "I wonder if life really exists on other planets?"
"What would you care, you don't have a life on this one!"
or something like that in Muppets from Space.

 

[SpudMahna]

Whats your favourite Statler & Waldorf comment? Personally I like the "I wonder if life really exists on other planets?"
"What would you care, you don't have a life on this one!"
or something like that in Muppets from Space.

To be honest, I love all their comments!

 

[Gerard]

mmm... same. There's that bike one in the Great Muppet Caper, "Look ma! no brains!". I love the muppet show ones, but can't think of one off the top of my head.

 

[Don'tLiveonMoon]

They're all terrific! One of my favorites:
"You old dummy! You slept through the show!"
"Who's the dummy? You watched it!"
Or something to that effect...
Erin

 

[Aerosmith]

From the Marty Feldman episode

"How should we know how to get to Sesame Street?"
"We dont even know how to get out of this stupid theator box!"

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

From the end of the Steve Martin episode:
Statler: Well, that was different.
Waldorf: Yep. Lousy...
Both: ...but different!


From the George Burns episode:
Waldorf: Bravo, bravo!
Statler: Why are you yelling 'Bravo!'? Did you like it that much?
Waldorf: Nope. Friend of mine, Joe Bravo; he's sitting in the third row. Bravo! Bravo!
Both: Up here!

From the end of the George Burns episode:
Waldorf: How do they do it?
Statler: How do we watch it?
Waldorf: Why do we watch it?
Statler: *turning to camera* Why do YOU watch it?


From the end of the Bob Hope episode:
Waldorf: Doesn't Hope usually sing "Thanks for the Memories?"
Statler: Why would he want to remember this?


From the end of the Alice Cooper episode:
Waldorf: So, that was Alice Cooper?
Statler: You should see his sister, James Fenemore!


From the end of the Liberace episode:
Statler: Finally we've seen them do a good show!
Waldorf: Good, can we please stop coming now?


From the end of the Paul Simon episode:
Statler: Say you old fool! You slept through the show!
Waldorf: Who's the fool? You watched it!


Here's a classic zinger from Waldorf. After Statler makes a remark Waldorf replies, "Have you ever thought of checking into the Home for the Chronically Strange?"

And finally, after the Mahna-Mahna number in the Juliet Prowse episode...
Statler: The question is, what is a Mahna-Mahna?
Waldorf: The question is, who cares?


-Kim

 

[janicegroupie]

My favorite is in MTM when Statler and Waldorf are in the carriage in front of Kermit and Piggy and they're talking about how they're in love. Then they turn around and start going "Whoo hoo!" "Hey lovie doveys!" I don't know if that's really considered a line but it's hillarious when they're turned around yelling that stuff.

 

[matleo]

Statler: I like the Pigs Steel Drums.

Waldorf: Eh?

Statler: The Pigs Steel Drums!!!!!

Waldorf: I'd believe it. they'll take anything that isn't nailed down.


--Matt