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Finding Your Rainbow Connection (The Wedding of Gary and Mary)

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by muppetlover123, Jan 20, 2012.

  1. muppetlover123

    muppetlover123 Well-Known Member

    Finding Your Rainbow Connection (The Wedding of Gary and Mary)

    Our story begins with the muppets rehersing there hit song rainbow connection...

    Some day will find it
    The rainbow connection
    The Lovers
    The dreamers
    And me

    Kermit: Great job everyone (Walks over to Walter) Hey Walter why wernt you in reherseals with us?

    Walter: Oh sorry Kermit i was just working on my whistling act for this weeks show

    Kermit: Its fine but are you gonna be in the rainbow connection in the show?

    Walter: Well may...

    Fozzie: Hey Kermit i got my...

    Kermit: Fozzie you interupted Walter

    Fozzie: oh sorry Kermit

    Walter: well sure but im still not used to the fact that im a muppet

    Kermit: well you are Walter

    (Walters phone rings)

    Walter: Gary? Mary?

    Gary: Hey Walter its me hows it going?

    Walter: its going pretty grand hows it going for you?

    Gary: Its going good except I need to plan out me and Mary's wedding

    Walter: Oh i have the greatest idea how about i ask Kermit if we can put your guys wedding on the show this week

    Gary: Oh that would be great Thanks Walter

    Should i keep going? if you guys want i will

    Walter: well take care of your self going to go talk to Kermit
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  2. Collgoff

    Collgoff Well-Known Member

    I'm starting to like it all ready!
    So what happens next? What happens next?:)
  3. muppetlover123

    muppetlover123 Well-Known Member

    Chapter 2 Pitching the idea to Kermit

    Walter: Hey Kermit

    Kermit: yea Walter what do you need

    Walter: Gary just called and wanted to know if we could have his and Mary's wedding on the show this week?

    Kermit: Oh terrific that sounds great

    Walter: Great ill call Gary back

    Kermit: Alright everyone places for the opening number This weeks show is for Walters brother Gary and his fiance

    Dr Teeth: Lets take this intro slowly 1 uh 2 uh 3

    Girl Chorus: Its time to play the music its time to light the lights its time to meet the muppets on the muppet show tonight

    Animal: FASTER! FASTER!

    Kermit: Its time to get things started on the most sensational insperational celebrational muppetational this is what we call the muppet show!

    Kermit: Nice job guys

    Mary and Gary come rushing through the door

    Mary: sorry were late guys

    Gary: yeah lots of traffic

    Bunsen: May i suggest for your wedding ring you use Muppet Labs new ring in a box Beakie could you bring it here please

    Beaker: Me me me

    Bunsen: now just push the button and...

    Beaker catches on fire

    Beaker: OHHHHH!!!

    Swedish Chef: Thot is a woone a woone hotta fire

    Bunsen: well uh this is a bit embaressing a better go make sure Beaker is ok

    Mary: nah i think we'll stick with a regular ring. You do have the ring right sweetie?

    Gary thinking in his head....Oh no what to tell Mary

    Gary: uh.... yeah i have it ill be right back (Gary runs to the nearest jewler shop)

    Mary: well Kermit do we have everything planned out

    Kermit: well yes Mary we have one of the best preachers we can find

    Gonzo: Me remember i had that job in Muppets Take Manhatten

    Kermit: Oh brother...SCOOTER!!!

    Scooter: Yeah cheif

    Kermit: Who did you hire to be the preacher at the wedding

    Scooter: well only the finest....it was either Gonzo or Bill the Bubble Guy

    Bill: Why does everyone blame me?
  4. Collgoff

    Collgoff Well-Known Member

    Oh boy this is crazy!
  5. muppetlover123

    muppetlover123 Well-Known Member

    u really like lol
  6. Collgoff

    Collgoff Well-Known Member

    Yes I really do!
  7. muppetlover123

    muppetlover123 Well-Known Member

    oh lol well ill work on it through the night
  8. Collgoff

    Collgoff Well-Known Member

    But it will be mint night soon!
  9. muppetlover123

    muppetlover123 Well-Known Member

    ok im working on the next part now
  10. muppetlover123

    muppetlover123 Well-Known Member

    this was a quick chapter
    Chapter 3

    (garys at jewler shop)

    Jewler: Welcome to Jewlers how may i help you

    Gary: i need a ring and fast

    Jewler: well our best product is the most expensive

    gary: ill tak that one

    Jewler: well that will be 5,690 dollars

    Gary: oh man i hope Mary loves this ring

    Back at the muppet theater

    Mary: man Garys been gone for a while i hope hes ok

    Walter: he'll be fine Mary im sure he just went out for some lunch or something

    Gary comes in

    Gary: i got the ring

    Kermit: oh good so whos the preac.....SCOOTER

    Scooter: Yeah cheif

    Kermit: i thought i told you to get a new preacher not gonzo!

    Scooter: Ok cheif the only other preachers that were available are Pepe and Seymor or Johnny Fiama and Sal

    kermit scrunchs his face Kermit: Uhhhh this is going to be a disaster
  11. muppetlover123

    muppetlover123 Well-Known Member

    Chapter 4

    Tex Richman: Oh and that Fozzie Bear was so funny Oil bet that hurt! hahahaha Tex constaintly laughing

    Nurse: Mr. Richman you can go now

    Tex: Thank you im on a mission to find those Muppets

    Back at the muppet theater Tex comes in the door

    Tex: Hello muppets

    Animal: BAD MAN! BAD MAN!

    Pepe: Hello Mr. Richman sir do you have moneys you can gives me?

    Rizzo: Pepe he tried destroying the Muppet theater

    Pepe: i dont care Rizzo im in it for the moneys okays

    Tex: No muppets im not here for revenge im here to be helpful to you since you gave me the ability to laugh all beacaue of that funny Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie: oh yes someone thinks im funny wackka wackka

    Statler: Someone thinks the bears funny

    Waldorf: What if they do the might need to go get tested

    Both Laugh

    Kermit: Dont inspire him

    Tex: well muppets do you need any help

    Kermit: well we do need a preacher

    Tex: well its settled ill be the preacher
  12. muppetlover123

    muppetlover123 Well-Known Member

    Chapter 5

    At the Pechoolo Casino

    The Owners
    The Moopets
    And me

    Only this time there was a couple more Moopets

    There was now 8 Moopets one for Kermit Piggy Gonzo Fozzie Rowlf Animal Scooter and Janice

    Kermit Moopet: Lets watch the Tex camara

    Piggy Moopet: Oh hes with the Muppets

    Gonzo Moopet: Well lets go ruin there plans

    Fozzie Moopet: By capturing Tex

    Rowlf Moopet: and making him miss his part of the show

    Kermit Moopet: LETS GO MOOPETS!

    Back at the muppet theater

    Robin: Hey uncle kermit can me and Sweetums sing Two Lost Souls this week

    Kermit: I dont know Robin i will try my best to get it in the show

    Robin: Thanks uncle Kermit

    Kermit: Alright 5 minutes til curtain everybody. Fly in the arches

    Backstage Tex is getting ready for his big moment

    Piggy Moopet: NOW

    And the Moopets captured Tex and tied him up threw him in the trunk

    The phone at the muppet theater rang Piggy picked up the phone

    Piggy: what do you want

    Piggy Moopet: this is miss poogy we have Tex and if you want him back you have to give up your names and your theater to us got it

    Piggy: Poogy dont mess with me. Were coming to save Tex no matter what.

    Piggy goes to find Kermit

    Piggy: Kermie help we have to save Tex the Moopets captured him and they want our muppet names and muppet theater in return

    Kermit: It will have to wait. Places for the opening number everyone

    Kermit: Its the muppet show with our very special guests Tex Richman Mary and Gary

    Thog Timmy monster Mutations and Sweetums walked out and did there thing

    Kermit: Its time to get things started on the most sensational inspirational celebrational muppetational this is what we call the muppet show!
  13. muppetlover123

    muppetlover123 Well-Known Member

    Last 2 chapters

    Chapter 6

    Kermit: Sweetums Robin you guys go out and sing Two Lost Souls me and the muppets gotta go save Tex

    Sweetums: Alright Kermit

    Kermit: ok muppets lets see who we have fozzie gonzo piggy animal scooter and walter

    Rowlf: How come you didnt call my name?

    Kermit: Oh sorry Rowlf. Lets go

    At the Pechoolo Casino

    Tex: what did you do to me?

    Kermit Moopet: we want our money Richman

    The muppets come busting through the door

    Piggy: Give us back Richman Poogy

    Poogy: Capture them Moopets

    After 5 minutes the muppets were all captured

    That teaches you to mess with us now lets go be our Muppet friends and put on the rest of the show

    At the Muppet theater

    Kermit Moopet: that was sweetums and robin yay! And now me and the moopets i mean muppets are going to sing the rainbow connection

    Why are there such great deals on our hotel rooms

    Back at the Casino

    Kermit: we gotta get out of here guys. Animal thats it can you chew through the ropes

    Animal: I try to

    Animal sucessfully chewed through the ropes

    Piggy: Lets get Tex and leave

    Were glad you found it
    The Casino
    The owners
    the muppets
    and me

    Tex: Moopets your show is over

    Gonzo: hey guys i started up head bowling again i can use that to help us

    Gonzo had head bowled all the Moopets and knocked them out and then the muppets shipped them to Piggys old work in france

    Chapter 7

    The Muppets had got back and were ready for the wedding finale

    Kermit: Folks next up we have the wedding of Gary and Marry

    Walter whistles here comes the bride while gary and mary walk up the isle

    Tex: And i now pronounce you man and wife. You can now kiss the bride

    Gary and Mary kiss

    Kermit: And now folks were gonna end with a little number us muppets do best The Rainbow Connection

    Uncle Deadly: Hmm How charming a finale

    Why are there so many songs about rainbows
    and whats on the other side

    After the first verse every muppet you can think of was in the finale from piggy to lew zeland from thog to wayne and wanda

    Someday you'll find it the rainbow connection
    the lovers the dreamers and you

    Pepe: You can goes homes now okays

    The end
  14. Collgoff

    Collgoff Well-Known Member

    Wow all of that was great but there are parts that are scary other then that it was great.
  15. muppetlover123

    muppetlover123 Well-Known Member

    yea i know right
  16. Collgoff

    Collgoff Well-Known Member



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