Great Puppets, Bad Show

[Fozzie Bear]

i finnished a show with one hand holding the back rail up, and the puppet in my other,

Sounds like how that Christmas Cantata I mentioned above ended.

I also remember once when I was working with a church deal that had some HORRIBLE puppets, used pre-recorded stuff on audio tape, and the puppet stage was 2 washing machine boxes taped together. I'll admit, I made a decent puppet stage out of a washing machine box for myself. Still use it! It's about 15 years old. But, I don't use it outside. Know why? Wind. It blows. Cardboard puppet stages fall over. Those kids that saw the church puppet show saw the puppets and the performers and it was all over.

They laughed at us. I just punched a couple of kids in the head and...uh...strike that...