Happy Birthday to Our Favorite Frog

[Gonzo's Hobbit]

So I guess it's Kermit's Birthday. Huh, who knew. Anyway

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KERMIT!

Join us all in this festive Celebration of out favorite green hero!
There will be cake and cookies and fireworks and all sorts of fun stuff!

 

[rowlfy662]

clifford:yeah happy birthday kerm

:i have the drinks for kermins birthday

:i remember when kermit was on sesame street

sam:i have arranged a very good garden party inside here

*doozers put up fence*

oscar: hey you've obscured my face

anyway happy birthday great leader of the muppets

floyd:me and the band shall play a song for our fav frog

what floyd

zoot:we don't know man

*sigh* lets just celebrate

 

[beakerboy12]

Yes, join us in a celebration of the amphibian who has and continues to inspire us and make us smile!

Hit it Chef and Animal!

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Miss Piggy: *kisses Kermie* It's your special day, sweetie. Happy Birthday to vous. <3

Kermit: *kisses Piggy back, then steps up to the poduim*

Thank you, everyone. Ahem. I am quite honored to celebrate my 56th Birthday in this special occasion. For the past 56 year, my friends and I have put in a lot of effort. We pursued our dreams that we had followed from our hearts. We've nailed them! But, really, it's not just our inspration together, but also our undying friendship we've kept for decades; the good times, and the bad times. They're all memories. All I wanted to say is... thank you, everyone. Thank you. You all are really inspiring people to work with. Now, let the party begin! *flails* YAAAAAAAAY!

Miss Piggy: *claps* Wonderful, Kermie! Now, moi has a special song to sing... dedicated to vous, Kermie. <3 All Right! Hit it, boys!

Life is a moment in space
When the dream is gone
It's a lonelier place
I kiss the morning good-bye
But down inside you know
We never know why

The road is narrow and long
When eyes meet eyes
And the feeling is strong
I turn away from the wall
I stumble and fall
But I give you it all

I am a woman in love
And I'd do anything
To get you into my world
And hold you within
It's a right I defend
Over and over again
What do I do?

With you eternally mine
In love there is
No measure of time
They planned it all at the start
That you and I
Live in each others heart

We may be oceans away
You feel my love
I hear what you say
No truth is ever a lie
I stumble and fall
But I give you it all

I am a woman in love
And I'd do anything
To get you into my world
And hold you within
It's a right I defend
Over and over again
What do I do?

I am a woman in love
And I'm talkin' to you
You know how you feel
What a woman can do
It's a right I defend
Over and over again

I am a woman in love
And I'd do anything
To get you into my world
And hold you within
It's a right I defend
Over and over again
What do I do?

 

[beakerboy12]

*at the balcony*

Statler: Hey, good thing I brought a portable TV with me, now we can watch something different from this Muppet Show!

*turns to VH1*

Unnamed Host: Today's Behind the Amphibian we're here to talk about the world-famous Kermit the Frog!

Interviewer: So, how do you feel towards Kermit?

Miss Piggy: How do I feel towards Kermit?

Pepe the King Prawn: Kermit is a great man, athough he can be a bit of a party-pooper!

Gonzo: Kermit is my right hand man, my best friend!

Fozzie Bear: When I think of Kermit, I think of great memories, great adventures, the color green...

Rizzo the Rat: He's a great guy but the man has got to get it into his brain that I'm a rat, I eat from the fridge whenever I like!

Johnny Fiama: Uh, Kermit... uh, he's like a nice amphibian, talks like modivational speaker sometimes, but that's to be expected when you're scripted!

Fozzie Bear: ...and my ol' Studebaker!

The Swedish Chef: Ern de hern de, de froogey ish nicey-nicey! Nice booss! Oodough he shomteems dooshin't like my food!

Interviewer: How long have you been working with Kermit?

Miss Piggy: A while.

Pepe the King Prawn: Since the 90's, h'okay!

Bobo the Bear: 15 years and I've been a security guard for 3 of 'um!

Beaker: Mee mee mee mee, mee mee mee!

The Count: That vwould be vwone, two, three, four, five...

Gonzo: 36 years I believe, that's quite some time!

Dr. Teeth: 36 cool years! Can't tell ya' how many times I've seen that green guy!

The Count: ...twenty-vwone, twenty-two...

Fozzie Bear: Hard to remember...

The Count: ...twenty-three, twenty-four, twenty-five...

Fozzie Bear: ... around 35 years...

The Count: ...twenty-six, twenty-sebon, twenty-eight, twenty-nine, thirty! Ah, ah, ah! Now to the thirty's! Thirty-vwone, thirty-two, thirty-three...

Announcer: We'll be back after this commercial break!

*back at the balcony*

Statler: Not if we have anything to do with it!

 

[LinkiePie<3]

~applause~

Miss Piggy: Thank you! Thank you! Kissy, kissy! *mwuah*! <3

Sal Minella:*opens the door for Fiama's entrance* MOVE OUTTA THE WAY, PEOPLE! MAKE WAY FOR JOHNNY FIAMA!

Angie: O______o H-hi, Sal...

Kermit: Huh?

Miss Piggy: IT'S KERMIT'S BIRTHDAY! NOT YOURS, MONKEY! >/

Sal Minella: *shrugs* Whatever, pig.

Johnny Fiama: *straightening his necktie* 'Kay, pig. It's time for ahem... Johnny Fiama to croon his little number, dedicated to one of my green buddies, if ya don't mind, sugar. <3

Miss Piggy: *scoffs* ...little? *snickers*

Johnny Fiama: *ahem* This is for you, Kermit...

When I get older losing my hair,
Many years from now,
Will you still be sending me a valentine
Birthday greetings bottle of wine?

If I'd been out till quarter to three
Would you lock the door,
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I'm sixty-four?

Sal: oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oooo
You'll be older too,
Sal: (ah ah ah ah ah)
And if you say the word,
I could stay with you.

I could be handy mending a fuse
When your lights have gone.
You can knit a sweater by the fireside
Sunday mornings go for a ride.

Doing the garden, digging the weeds,
Who could ask for more?
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I'm sixty-four?

Every summer we can rent a cottage
In the Isle of Wight, if it's not too dear
We shall scrimp and save
Grandchildren on your knee
Vera, Chuck, and Dave

Send me a postcard, drop me a line,
Stating point of view.
Indicate precisely what you mean to say
Yours sincerely, Wasting Away.

Give me your answer, fill in a form
Mine for evermore
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I'm sixty-four?

Whoo!

Kermit: *wilts out of his seat, sluggishly*

Robin: Are you okay, Uncle Kermit? I'll get you some water.

Miss Piggy: *gasping* KERMIE! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY KERMIT, FIAMA?

Johnny Fiama: *shrugs*

Kermit: .....

Fozzie Bear: Aw. Cheer up, Kermit! It's your Birthday!

Kermit: Thanks, Fozzie.

Zoot: ...I dig the Beatles, though. ;o;

 

[newsmanfan]

Here is a Muppet News Flash!

Kermit the Frog was treated and released earlier today at St Pancreas Hospital for undisclosed "Fiama-related" troubles! Doctors say the famous frog, known as a phenomenal entertainer and inspiration to millions, may have been experiencing symptoms stemming from a midlife crisis; Kermit's longtime companion Miss Piggy denies that her frog would ever suffer birthday-related illnesses, and lays all the blame on, quote: "That slick-haired cretin and his loud monkey!"

We here at Muppet News wish Kermit a Happy 56th Birthday! Let the party continue until the cows come home!

*stampede rumbling* Oh, no....

 

[LinkiePie<3]

~a young pink-haired female (also known as Linda) takes a seat at Johnny and Sal's table~

Pink-haired woman (aka Johnny's date): Uh, Johnny? What have youse done ta the green guy?

Johnny Fiama: *takes a seat next to her* I don' know, doll. Just relax, willya? <3 *puts an arm around her* Maybe later, we'll--

Pink-haired Woman: Johnny? I have something ta--

Johnny: Fiama: No, no, bambina. It's all good. <33

Pink-haired Woman: But--

Johnny Fiama: Shh. Ya know? Ya literally missed my number, baby. Where have ya been, tahday?

Pink-haired Woman: *shrugs*

Sal Minella: Johnny... that's my seat. :/

Johnny Fiama: We'll talk later, Sal. XP

Sal Minella: ;___; </3

Fozzie Bear: Okay, okay, everybody! Lets just continue the party! We do not want Kermit tah feel bad. It's his special day. *beat* Can we have cake, now, Kermit?

Kermit: Huh? Oh... sure...

Robin: *hands Kermit a cold glass of tap water* Here's your water, Kermit. You'll feel much better in no time!

Kermit: *gulps down his water, then exhales* Thank you, Robin. I'm feeling a little better, I guess. I was just stemming from a midlife crisis. But, now, I'll be okay. Don't worry.

Robin: What does that mean, Uncle Kermit?

Kermit: You do not need to worry about it, Robin. Enjoy the party. *pats his little head, then hugs him* <3

Robin: Okay. *hugs him around the waist* <3333

 

[Nick22]

Woot woot! Happy birthday kermit!

 

[beakerboy12]

I think it's about time for some more entertainment, Fozzie, you're up!

Fozzie Bear: You're Kermit the Frog,
not Sherlock Hemlock or Doc Hogg.
You're the one who gets things started,
the one who departed,
from the swamp!

Gonzo: You are funnest frog I've ever met or seen,
from your head to your toes you are, oh so, green!

Cookie Monster: You give me cookies!

The Count: You let me count!

Uncle Traveling Matt: You help me climb the highest mount!

Fozzie Bear: We want to show you our appreciation,
From all the Muppets across the nation,
Kermit the Frog, we love you!

Scooter: You're Kermit the Frog,
Not Murray the Minstrel or Lyle the Dog!
You're the one who found your Rainbow Connection,
you're the one who followed the direction,
that led you here!

Gonzo: You are funnest frog I've ever met or seen,
from your head to your toes you are, oh so, green!

Crazy Harry: You let me blow!

Wembley Fraggle: You let me dance!

Rizzo the Rat: You're really cool, but you don't wear pants!

Fozzie Bear: We want to show you our appreciation,
From all the Muppets across the nation,
Kermit the Frog, we love you!

Miss Piggy: If I had to use only one word to describe you, the word I'd use would be 'lover'!

Johnny Fiama: Enough bridge... Ahem...
You are funnest frog I've ever met or seen,
from your head to your toes you are, oh so, green!

Janice: You're sweet!

Hoots the Owl: You're smart!

Fozzie Bear: You're a work of art!

Everyone: We want to show you our appreciation,
From all the Muppets across the nation,
Kermit the Frog, we love you!