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Hensonville City 2010

Discussion in 'Games' started by The Count, Feb 8, 2010.

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  1. Katzi428

    Katzi428 Well-Known Member

    on phone Great thank you..and you have a good day too!Bye!hangng phone up and flailing arms excitedly like Kermit YAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!
    Everyone stares at me
    Grover:Kathy..what in the world were you just doing?
    Robin starts laughing a little I think she was trying to do my Uncle Kermit's excited arm wave.Uh Mom? I don't mean to hurt your feelings but it...er...doesn't work with human arms.
    Robin:No. Don't be hurt,OK? What are you excited about?The calendar?
    Yeah.I just got off the phone with the book store. It should be here by Tuesday,I think. She said 24 hours.But I'm thinking since today's Sunday, they don't deliver.
    Robin:That's great news!starts to flail his own arms but then stops and gives me a hug
    hugging him It's OK Robin..you're not being a showoff.
    Robin: Nah. Want Uncle Kermit to autograph the calendar?
    It's okay. I already have an autograph of him and Mr. Henson.
    Robin:But that's not a personal one!
    Robin...it's all right!Really!
    Robin:Okay.Can I go call Uncle Kermit?
    Sure!But first let him know nothing's wrong.I don't want him panicking.
    Robin:Gotcha!Thank you.
    Prairie:I'm glad you're finally getting that calendar,Kath.
    Rosita:Me too!
    Goodness knows I've waited long enough for it. I can't believe I was on the phone for so long last night! Good thing I didn't need to use the bathroom!
    Everyone laughs
    Chef:Well..yu culd hef mede hur wait if yu had tu gu.
    No Chef...you don't do something like that. Besides she was very nice. I was having trouble with one of the numbers on the card and the computer wouldn't take it.So she had to type it in by hand.
    a very angry looking Robin returns
    Robin:I hate her...I hate her...I hate her..I hate her so bad!
    (Time to turn maternal)
    Hate's a strong word Robin. Use the word "dislike"
    Robin's near tears
    OK sweetie c'meretaking Robin on my lap I'm guessing this "she" you're talking about is Miss Piggy?
    Robin nods Mom snif I was lookin' forward to talkin' to snif Uncle Kermit an'snif she told me that he wasn't there. snif Then she says that Uncle Kermitstarts sobbing
    Calm down honey...calm down rocking him take deep breathspatting him on the back...gradually he calms down OK...now she said that your Uncle Kermit....
    Robin:doesn't have time for me. That's why I was sent here! That's not the truth is it Mom?
    It most certainly is not! Your Uncle Kermit and your parents wanted you to have a decent education and the nearest school was here in Hensonville!I oughta ...oohh..Robin..your Uncle Kermit loves you SO much!
    the phone rings
    So help me if that's Miss Piggy...I have a few choice words for her!picking up the phone Hello?
    Hello Kermit.Listen Robin is extremely upset right now
    Kermit:And has a right to be. What Piggy told him is a flat out lie.And she willapologize to him,won't she?
    In the background I hear Yes I will
    Kermit...she owes an apology to me as well.Robin's like a son to me. And Miss Piggy was like a bully to him when she said all that stuff to him. When Robin was crying it broke my heart to see him like that.So after she speaks to Robin I'd like a few words with her.
    Kermit:I think that can be arranged.May I please speak to Robin?
    Sure.And I'm sorry I answered the phone the way I did.
    Kermit:That's okay.
    All right. Here's Robin.handing the phone to Robin then going to get a drink of water & thinking of what I'm going to to say to Miss Piggy.
    Prairie:You all right?
    Not really. If I've said it once I've said it a thousand times.Nobody hurts my kids! Even if they're a pig and can karate chop you into next week. Words can do just as much damage!
    Prairie:You tell 'er Kath!
    going back to the living room where Robin's on the phone. Then,seeing that I'm there,he tells Kermit that I am,tells Kermit that he loves him and says good bye and hands the phone to me
    Kermit:Kathy....Piggy apologized to Robin.You still want to talk to her?
    Yes Kermit I do.
    Kermit:All right then.
    Miss Piggy:Hello Kath....
    Miss Piggy ,normally I'm a nice person but right now I am furious with what you did to Robin! Don't you ever do anything like that to him again,do you understand? Have you ever heard of the No Bullying Policy?That doesn't just go for schools like Robin's. That goes for everywhere and everyone!Not just kids,but adults too!
    Miss Piggy:But I didn't bully him!
    Your words Piggy.Telling him his uncle doesn't want him around.Did Kermit tell you that?No. Kermit and his parents sent him here for a better education than he could get in the swamp or near the Theater.Nobody hurts my kids,are we clear on that from now on?
    Miss Piggy:What kids?Robin's not yours!
    I'm his legal guardian when he's living here. Just as Kermit was when Robin was living at the Theater. So DON'T MESS WITH ME! You may think that your karate chopping helps.Not so. Now....are you going to be nasty and lie to Robin again?
    Miss Piggy:N-no.
    Good. Now may I speak to Kermit?
    Miss Piggy:Yes..you may...handing the phone over
    Kermitcovering mouthpiece Piggy we'll talk later you can leave...waiting until door shuts Holy cow Kathy!What did you say to her?All I heard was a female voice practically lighting into Piggy from one end and the only two things Piggy said was something about her not bullying Robin and Robin not being yours?
    Ohhh Kermit. That pig had it coming to her! I told her about the anti bullying act and she better not pull that bullspit on Robin again plus a few other things.
    Kermit:Well I think you fixed her!laughing Anyway..on a happier note.Robin said that you ordered a calendar of me?
    Yeah..I did. He didn't tell you about the happy arm wave did he?
    Kermit:I think you just did,Kath!Sorry but humans can't do it.
    So says Robin. Ah well.
    Kermit:Well anyway,I'd better get back to work and confront Miss Piggy. Give my nephew a hug for me and save one for yourself OK?
    laughing Same goes for you Kermit. Take care.Bye.
    hanging up the phone and noticing that everyone is staring again
    Now what?
    Everyone cheers
    Robin:Wow Mom!I've never seen you so mad!You sure told Miss Piggy off!
    But that doesn't mean you should ,kiddo.hugging him That's from your Uncle Kermit.
    Chef:Und I thought I hed a tempur! Wow Kethy!
    Prairie raising my arm in championship mode Kathy-1...Miss Piggy -0!
    Well like I said...nobody messes with my kids!
    Rosita:And you sure meant it!Wow...you were like a mama lion protecting her cub!
    laughing a bit Wouldn't exactly say I have the claws for itexamining my fingernails
    Grover:Nobody would ever call you shy,Kathy. That's the truth!
    I'll admit if I ever had to face Miss Piggy in the theater or any other place,she'd karate chop me from here to Kingdom Come!
  2. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Downstairs... *Whooping noises are heard.

    Me: Boys, you know I loves me some BBQ ribs.
    :batty: Yes, ve do.
    Me: But today we're switchin' things up a little.
    UD: Oh? How so?
    Me: Ravens just finished beating up the Chiefs. So Count, rev up the Countmobile... We're gonna head out to the big Double E. And since I be famished, we're loadin' up on rice & beans and crabcakes!
    *Spooks' eyes light up: Crabcakes?
    Me: Yep yep yep yep yep. And some corn chowder too.

    *All get washed and dressed and head on out to get their feed on.
  3. LinkiePie<3

    LinkiePie<3 Well-Known Member


    How many roads must a man walk down
    Before you call him a man?
    Yes, ’n’ how many seas must a white dove sail
    Before she sleeps in the sand?
    Yes, ’n’ how many times must the cannonballs fly
    Before they’re forever banned?
    The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind
    The answer is blowin’ in the wind

    How many years can a mountain exist
    Before it’s washed to the sea?
    Yes, ’n’ how many years can some people exist
    Before they’re allowed to be free?
    Yes, ’n’ how many times can a man turn his head
    Pretending he just doesn’t see?
    The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind
    The answer is blowin’ in the wind

    How many times must a man look up
    Before he can see the sky?
    Yes, ’n’ how many ears must one man have
    Before he can hear people cry?
    Yes, ’n’ how many deaths will it take till he knows
    That too many people have died?
    The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind
    The answer is blowin’ in the wind
  4. WhiteRabbit

    WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member

    ~In Room 3...~

    Blind Pew: *playing an accordion off-key, swaying from side to side like an idiot*

    Zyou like mon pantz?
    Zey came from France
    Et when I wear zem
    I do zee fast Dutch dance!

    *lifts up his cloak a couple inches and starts kicking up his feet which are encased in clunky wooden shoes*

    Ailie: *watching in awe* O_O

    Blind Pew: I have zee moves, non?

    Ailie: Yesh. =B

    Dr. Teeth: *entering the living room with a smirk, having just got off his shift* =P Yeah, yo too polite fo yo own good, child.

    Ailie: *brrrraaaap* I try to be.

    Zoot: *in the bathroom, scowling at his reflection in the mirror* *mumbles to himself* Gawd, you're disgusting.
  5. Winslow Leach

    Winslow Leach Active Member

    Floyd: *drops to the floor, body shaking* Unnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhhhh...

    Lefty: I tink da hippie's finally croakin'. I get da mustache.

    Floyd: Unnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhhhh...

    Wanda: What's the matter, Floyd? :confused:

    Floyd: Unnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhhhh...

    Lefty: Heh heh. It looks like he stuck his fork in a whatcha call socket!

    Floyd: Eeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhh...eeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhh...

    Wanda: We'd better call an ambulance.

    Floyd: ...killin'...Dylan...killin'...Dylan...

    Lefty: He's talkin' poppycock!

    Floyd: ...killin'...Dylan...killin'...Dylan...

    Wanda: What's killin' Dylan?

    Floyd: ...poser...I hear a poser...killin'...Dylan...eeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhh...

    Lefty: Heh heh. Dat guy reminds me 'a Forrest Gump.

    Wanda: How? :confused:

    Lefty: I dunno. Dere both...dummies?
  6. LinkiePie<3

    LinkiePie<3 Well-Known Member

    Linda Mezzo: *knocking room 3's door; waiting quite patiently* Anyone?

    *hums to herself and rhythmically taps her nails on the hallway walls* @_@
  7. WhiteRabbit

    WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member

    Blind Pew: *shoves the keyboard player and Ailie out of the way, answering the door himself with a grunt* ... *merely pokes his nose out, not allowing the pink-haired girl inside* What eez eet zis time, Avril? Zyou are eenterrupting mon zong and danze numbair. >/
  8. LinkiePie<3

    LinkiePie<3 Well-Known Member

    Linda Mezzo: Oh, no...like, sorry mister Long John, sir (XP), but I came here to see Teeth....heh, that's it, I guess. *awkward smile*
  9. AnimatedC9000

    AnimatedC9000 Well-Known Member

    Cait: *working a sudoku puzzle* *sighs* There's nothing to do today...

    Digit: Didn't you check the weather outside? :confused:

    Cait: Yeah, but I went outside earlier. XPPP

    Janice: Well like, at least you got some stuff done today.

    Cait: If by "something", you mean getting those films in a shelf place so Digit and everyone else wouldn't trip over them, then yes. XPPP

    Bruce: *comes in* Uh, Janice? Floyd's in some kind of weird twitching state. He keeps repeating on and on about killing Dylan... it's weird, man. o_o

    Janice: *gasps* Like, you don't think... O_O

    Cait: Either it's a ghost of someone who had that in mind...

    Digit: Or, something might be causing him to act like this for a completely different reason that what we're assuming. Something--

    Cait: That needs to be investigated. TO THE BATCAVE!

    Bruce: We don't have a Batcave.

    Cait: All right, we split up. Janice takes a group to check up on Floyd, I'll take a group over to Ailie's.

    Digit: Wait, that hardly makes sense--

    Janice: *already has left, hurrying to Floyd's side* *worriedly* Like, Floyd honey, are you okay? What's wrong? O_O
  10. Winslow Leach

    Winslow Leach Active Member

    Floyd: *running to room 3* Pew! Pew, man! Lemme in! Lemme in! I gotta...I gotta...I need to escape, man! I need to...(to Janice) Oh! Hey Jan. I had this awful nightmare. Somebody was singin' Dylan off-key and...(sees Linda and drops)

    Lefty: *puffing a giant cigar* Didja ka-no I'm gonna be die-rectin' yer commoycials, Brenda?

    Wanda: What?

    Lefty: Youse hoyd me, Janet. I'm in charge 'a die-rectin' youse in dem commoycials ya won.

    Wanda: But...they didn't say anything to me about who was going to direct...

    Lefty: Dey never do. So youse better have all yer ka-lines memorized, an' be at da studio tomorrow mornin' at 8, er I'll get Butkus ta take yer place.

    Wayne: And he will, too.

    Lefty: Shaddap, Butkus.

    Wayne: Yes, Mr. Lefty.

    Lefty: I'll get dere around 1. But youse gotta be dere at 8.

    Wanda: Why? :confused:

    Lefty: 'Cause I said so! Don't argue wit me, er I'll get Butkus ta take yer place.

    Wayne: And he will, too.

    Lefty: Shaddap, Butkus.

    Wayne: Yes, Mr. Lefty.
  11. WhiteRabbit

    WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member

    Blind Pew: Why would anybody want to talk to zee ghetto one? Well, eef zyou eenzeest, Avril... *pushes the door aside and calls over to the keyboard player* Zee peenk one wantz to talk to zyou...

    Dr. Teeth: Huh? What pink one, man? It ain't Cherise, is it? O_O

    Blind Pew: Non...Avril.

    Dr. Teeth: Who's that? *makes a weird face and then sidles out of the room* Oh...hey Linda? :confused: Uh, what's up?

    Zoot: *comes out of the room as well, wearing a paper bag over his head and shuffling towards Wanda* There. Now, uhhh, now I can't make anybody's eyes bleed anymore... *rests his head on the singer's shoulder* <33

    Ailie: *wearing a ski mask...for some reason* Hi Cait and friends! =B
  12. AnimatedC9000

    AnimatedC9000 Well-Known Member

    Cait: Hello, Ailie and company! =D *hugs the other dorky girl* How are things right now?

    Lips: *tilts his head in confusion* How'd I get here...? :confused:

    Janice: O_O Like Floyd, chill out! Don't scare me like this, it's rully not funny.

    Bruce: So that's what it was about... o_o

    Cait: ... I still say it was a ghost. That would've been cool. XPPP
  13. Winslow Leach

    Winslow Leach Active Member

    Lefty takes out a magic marker, and draws two eyes, a frown and an extremely large nose on the bag.

    Lefty: Dere! A woik 'a art, if I do say so myself! Da Schnozz has never looked better! Da Schnozz. Da Schnozz. Da Schna-ha-ha-ozz. Nobody likes da Schnozz. Even da Schnozz don't like da Schnozz. Da Schnozz's schnozz don't like da Schnozz!

    Wayne: Hee hee hee hee! Da Schnozz. XP

    Lefty: Shut yer puddin' hole, Butkus! Come up wit yer own insults!

    Lefty grabs Wanda, and begins dementedly waltzing with her.
  14. WhiteRabbit

    WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member

    Zoot: *neck gives a crack as Wanda is swept out from under his head and then slumps against the wall, oblivious to the rude caricature on his bag* ...? *head swivels into the opposite direction of his beautiful fiance* Wanda? Wha--what'd I do? Do I have B.O.? I only took, uhhh, five showers today instead of six...

    I knew that was a bad idea. ._.

    Ailie: *huggles Cait* Things are good. =B Sort of. I...I like spaghetti? :confused:

    Blind Pew: *skulks over to Janice, sniffing her hair in a very Frollo-esque way* Bonjour... <3 >3
  15. AnimatedC9000

    AnimatedC9000 Well-Known Member

    Lips: Uh, Zoot, you look fine. ... except for that bag on your head. That might cause you some troubles.

    Cait: ... I LOVE spaghetti. o_o

    Janice: *a little creeped out* O______o Oh, like, hi Pew...

    Cait: ... is this why she didn't talk in MTI? XPPP
  16. Winslow Leach

    Winslow Leach Active Member

    Lefty: Ignore dat big-nosed freak, my little cannoli. Dat crud ain't woith yer time!


    Ain't it great ta be eyetalian
    Slap slap slap
    Better dan anytin' else
    Slap slap slap

    Slurp yer spaghetti
    Eat all da bread
    Gorge yerself on cookies
    You'll go outta yer head

    Ain't it great ta be eyetalian
    Slap slap slap
    Better dan anytin' else
    Slap slap slap


    Wanda: :confused:
  17. WhiteRabbit

    WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member

    Zoot: *talking to the wall* Oh yeah, Lips? Well...uhhhh...well, you have an afro...and you're not even from the hood so--so you can't pull it off. Hah! You like that one? I...I just...ummm, came up with it myself. Right now. O_O

    Dr. Teeth: Zoot?

    Zoot: Yeah?

    Dr. Teeth: Please stop talkin'...

    Zoot: ._. ...okay. *slinks over to Blind Pew, unknowingly caressing her--er, his hair* Nobody loves me but you, Wanda...

    Blind Pew: *stops sniffing Janice and gives an immense jolt* O_____o Why--who? Zee ugly one eez touching moi! EWWWW! EWWW!

    Ailie: Do the Mario?
  18. Winslow Leach

    Winslow Leach Active Member

    Lefty: 'Ey da Schnozz! Bark bark! Bark bark! Woof woof! Woof woof! I'm talkin' yer language!

    starts waltzing with Wanda again.

    Don't he look better wit da bag over 'is head? Dass what dey call an improvement. Riiiiight.

    Floyd: Teeth. Did you hear that horrible caterwaulin' before? It sounded like a chimp with its head missin'. I thought I was gonna die, I swear!

    Wayne: Don't swear. It isn't polite.

    Wanda: I'm over here, Sasha...you're...touching Blind Pew...

    Lefty: Quiet! If I want youse ta talk, I'll let ya ka-no!

    waltz gets faster.
  19. WhiteRabbit

    WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member

    Zoot: *removes his hand mechanically and takes the bag off of his head* ...oh.

    Blind Pew: *screaming like a little girl, running around in circles and flailing his arms* I've been creeped on by zee ugly one! Only I may do zee creeping on people! Not zee ozzair way around! Mon hair, mon beautiful hair! DX

    Zoot: ... *shuffles over to the bathroom to wash his hands eleven times or so and then returns, looking scarred*

    Dr. Teeth: Yeah, it sounded like a--what's up with you, Zoot? =P

    Zoot: *takes a little semi out of his hat and turns it to the side, capping Lefty (and a framed picture of Colonel Sanders Lefty on the wall)* ... *stores the object back in his hat and goes over to Wanda, hiding his face in her shoulder* )=
  20. Winslow Leach

    Winslow Leach Active Member

    Lefty flips over the couch, and bangs against the wall.

    Lefty: X_X

    Wanda: Don't pay any attention to them, Sasha. You know I think you're so handsome and--

    Wayne: HA!

    Wanda: They're just jealous.

    Wayne: Jealous? Of that fungus? You hear that, Teeth? (hits Teeth on arm, as if they're the best of friends) Wanda thinks we're jealous of that little worm troll! Huh huh huh huh!

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