Hensonville City 2011

Walter: *dances next to Spamela* :3

Wayne: Make it stop! Make it stop!

Wanda: *singing off-key*

Floyd: *playing bass*

Wayne: You fools! How would you like it if I started singing "You Must Have Been a Beautiful Baby"?

Floyd: Go anything like this?

Floyd tosses bass into air; it hits the floor and produces an ear-splitting sound.

Wayne: AAHH!

Floyd: *cackles* Rock and roll!

Floyd picks up bass; Wayne pulls sleeping cap over his head.

angrily chopping nuts in the kitchen
Chef comes in and gently takes the knife from me Whoa! Eezy dere killur! Yu still upset aboot yur frend?She's nut werth chupping yur fingur off yu know.patting my shoulder
Well she just makes me so mad !
Chef: I know... But she's nut werth yu getting sik over. Yu know how yu are wen yu get upset. Yu get seeshures. Am I rite?
sighing Yeah, you're right.
Chef: Plus do yu want those nestee hedaches coming back?
Another point taken. Okay..I'll chill out.
Chef: Gud gurl . Now I'll teke ovur chopping der nuts.

She just called.. Sorry but I don't think MCR will calm me down.

Floyd sits on a chair in the common room, playing an acoustic guitar.



Floyd
Three silver rings on slim hands waiting
Flash bright in candle light through Sunday's early morn
We found a room that rainy morning

She took my hand through winding roads and led me home
Some red French wine when later waking
In her warm hideaway, she smiled and combed her hair

She laughed each time I asked her name
Made promises to meet again
But her friends down at the French cafe
Had no English words for me

So you may find above the border
A girl with silver rings, I never knew her name
You're bound to lose, she's too much for you
She'll leave you lost one rainy morn, you won't be the same

She laughed each time I asked her name
Made promises to meet again
But her friends down at the French cafe
Had no English words for me

She laughed each time I asked her name
Made promises to meet again
But her friends down at the French cafe
Had no English words for me

Wayne: *standing at entrance* I never thought I'd say this...but I rather enjoyed that.

Floyd: Really?

Wayne: I was coming here to complain about the noise, but found myself enjoying that tune. It would have been perfect if you weren't singing it, however. And you played it much too fast. A song like that needs to be slowed down quite a bit. Do me a favor. Write down the lyrics for me. It would make a wonderful single. *beat* You didn't write it, did you?

Floyd: Naw.

Wayne: Very good. Very very good. Have the lyrics in my hands five minutes from now.

Floyd: Yeah, I'll get right on it.

Wayne exits; Floyd starts to play guitar once again.

Ellie: *grabs two fistfuls of pink confetti from a bag of it and throws the confetti into the air* Guys, I'm back!

Ernie: Hiya Ellie!

Bert: Back and already making a mess I see...

Ellie: It's not a mess, besides, I celebrated my birthday all weekend, and I've got all this extra confetti left over! *throws two more fistfuls into the air*

Susie: *walks into the room and slips then falls into the sofa because of all the confetti on the floor* I see Ellie's back.

Ellie: You know it guys! So, I brought some leftover cake! It's red velvet on the inside! *presents rainbow sprinkled cake with white frosting*

Susie: *wedges herself out of the sofa* If we're going to have cake, will you promise not to throw confetti on it?

Ellie: Well, I can't make any promises...

Bert: Come on Ellie.

Ellie: Alright, alright, no confetti sprinkling on to the cake. *hands bag of confetti to Ernie*

Ernie: *throws some confetti on Bert* But no one ever said on sprinkling confetti on you Bert! *laughs*

Bert: -_- *not amused*

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Rhonda: What are you doing?

Thog...Wayne and Wanda...the sheep...Droop...Nigel...

Rhonda: Oh. Still working on that list of everyone left out of the credits?

*throws pencil on desk in frustration* It's an outrage, Rhonda! How could they have left out so many Muppets? I mean, Link even had a song -- two songs, if you count "We Built This City" --

Rhonda: I never count that one. Ever.

Well, all right. But I still want answers! The Muppet public wants to know!

Rhonda: Chill already, don't get your plaid in a twist. Look, I'm sure it was just an oversight. They won't do it again.

Not after my expose', they won't! *grabs his notepad* Excuse me. I'm off to interview Link and Wayne and Wanda about this travesty. I'm sure they'll have plenty to say!

Rhonda: You do NOT seriously expect me to watch all of Butkus' interview, do you?

Well, you ARE my editor...

Rhonda: I'm not wading through twenty pages OR two hundred filmed minutes of Wayne-rant for you or anyone! Forget it!

Hey...where are you going? I need the camera!

Rhonda: So film it yourself. I heard there was birthday cake around here somewhere. I LOVE sprinkles.
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(Newsie knocks on door to Apt 10)

Ahem. Excuse me, Link? Link, are you home? Would you be willing to grant me an exclusive interview on your feelings after your egregious omission from the credits of the new film? I'm still investigating how it happened, but I expect the network will want full coverage when I have the entire story... *knocking louder* Link? Hello?

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Angie: *opens the door; casually* Why, hello, Newise. Ooo! You're going to interview Link? Well, why didn't you say so? Come on in! *yells across the room* Link! Link! There's a reporter who would love to interview you!

Link struts by after a three-minute mirror study

Link Hogthrob: Why, hello, Newise. Please, make yourself at home as we discuss about my widely-known self-importance.

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Ahem. So, Link, were you aware that the new film doesn't mention you in the credits? If you could speak directly to the producers, what would you say about this? Do you blame their allergy to hair gel?

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Ailie: -smooshing face against textbook- Hey Sam?

Sam: Hm?

Ailie: Wanna do my homework for me?

Sam: Of course not! Why would you even ask a question like that? This is exactly what's wrong with our society today. No motivation! No work ethic! No--

Ailie: No? Okay...

Sam: I wasn't finished! Now, in my day we--

Ailie: -puts on headphones-

Sam: -going on a tirade-

Zoot: -drowns him out with his sax-

Link Hogthrob: *casually sitting in an upright; crossed-leg position, picking lint from his pants* Uh, what? Yes. I was quite aware I had no title in the credits. Hmm. Is this some kind of trick question? Well, if I were to speak directly to the producers, then I'd blame the controversy of my man-made hair gel. Everything has to be a dispute nowadays, especially for me; hey. I wouldn't even dare to debate; even though I was in the ensemble, I at least got a scene, or two. Now that was very considering of the producers. *sips his coffee* Did I answer your questions correctly?

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Er...

Rhonda: Say yes. It'll end quicker.

....yes?

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Link Hogthrob: Do I win a prize?

OK Robin..ready to look for the eggs?
Robin: Yep! There are 12 hidden, right?
Right. Now not all of them are hidden inside but we'll do the inside ones first. On your mark...get set...
Robin reaches out and gets an orange one hidden among the fake fruit
Robin!!
Robin *laughing* I'm sorry.
OK..go.
Robin goes around the room collecting eggs.Meanwhile Gaffer is pawing at her bed .
Rosita:Hey Robin? Look at the cat.
Robin:Why? then looking at Gaffer Ohh!!! 'Scuse me Gaffer!taking an egg from her bed.Gaffer then settles into her bed contended
Robin keeps looking but stops for a minute. Are there any hidden in the bedrooms?
Nope....just the living room , kitchen and outside.
Robin: Ahhh..I forgot to check the kitchen! and heads into the kitchenHe opens up the flour canister
Chef:Hold it! der Eastur Bunny wuldn't hider der eggs in der flour or suger .
Robin: How do you know Chef?
Chef: Hey..I used tu be a littul boy once yu know!
I whisper to Chef : Nice save .
He whispers back: All I culd piksher wuz kleening up flour und suger. Thet stuff uz murder tu kleen up!
Robin:OK..I found 8 eggs in the house. You think the rest are outside?
doing a mental count Yeah...let's go look outside.But careful opening the door.
Robin opens the door and catches egg #9 Whoops! Good thing you said something!Okay 3 more. he goes and looks around
I see something that I know isn't a chocolate egg on the grass.Hey Robin. Be careful where you step please. That obviously isn't chocolate over there .
Robin: Gotcha Mom. Yucchh . Got eggs 10 and 11 now though.
Prairie:You would think people would pick up after their dogs!
There's a law in this city! I could call the police but they might make me prove we don't have a dog.
Robin: Found egg number 12!
Great! Let's go inside