Hensonville City 2011

Link Hogthrob: Which chick pig? Spamela Hamderson?

Kelly (whispers): 'Pin ... that's your line.

Cotterpin (has been in daze): Uh ...

Kelly (whispers): Which pig is known for being a complete fashion diva?

Wrench (off making coffee with Annie): Link?

Cotterpin: O_O

Kelly (whispers): Cross-species dating?

Wrench: Link?

Kelly (to Wrench): What makes you say THAT? That's NOT who I'm talking about!

Cotterpin: @_@ The ... images ... please ... stop ... the ... images....

Wrench: There was that girl who sang that song from that late singer, right? I mean, on that show Link did?

Kelly (screams in agony): PIGGY! WE ARE DISCUSSING MISS PIGGY!

All: Oooooooooh.

Spamela: -pokes head out- Who's talking about me? O.O Did I do something wrong?

Sam: Miss, you're indecent!

Spamela: Am I?

Sam: If you don't want people to talk, I suggest you cover up right now! -muttering- Good gosh, she's practically naked...

Zoot: Uhhh, I think she looks fine...

Sam: You would. >/

Kelly (jaw drops)

Cotterpin (jaw drops)

Wrench (jaw drops)

Sarah (glances in Spamela's direction dryly and goes back to sleep)

Bear (drools)

Johnny Fiama: *jaw drop*

Sal Minella: *jaw drop* Hubba-Hubba!... 8D

Link Hogthrob: *jaw drop* Hello there, uh...did you get a new haircut? o.o

Annie Sue and Linda: *shaking their heads in disbelief*

Spamela: -confused; is just dressed like she always is-

Zoot: -yawns and not-so subtly wraps arm around Spammy's waist-

Sam: Honestly, people, close your mouths! We are not codfish!

Codfish: I beg to differ...

Blind Pew: Get back in mon zandwich! >/

Codfish: Oh s--gotta go!

Blind Pew: -wields sword, chasing after him-

Bear (tries to glomp Spamela in a "hidoyouknowmeIknowyouwellIwishIdidgotfood?" kinda way)

Sarah (pokes paw curiously at codfish)

Kelly (coughs): Uh, well, so, uh, we haven't really been watching tv. The Muppets are on tonight?

Cotterpin (nods): It seems like a strange idea, but then again I didn't get the whole wrestling thing, neither.

Kelly (daydreams with sparkles in her eyes and pastel bubbles behind her anime-style): You know ... if I ever fell in love and publicly displayed it on tv ... I'd want Kermit and Piggy to be there with me through it all.....

Cotterpin: -_- You are very weird.

Wayne: Hey. You know how the kids like the Iron Man...and the Hulk Man...and...and the Ice Cream Man?

Floyd: *points to TV and laughs* That shark's playin' the drums!

Wayne: Excuse me. I'm talking here.

Floyd: The drums! *cackles*

Wayne turns to go as Walter enters.

Wayne: Do you like the Iron Man?

Walter: Huh?

Wayne: How about the Hulk Man?

Walter: You mean comic book characters?

Wayne: Ha ha, you kids and your slang!

Walter: *beat* Is there anything I can do for you, Wayne?

Wayne: No. But I can do something for you. For I will soon be joining your favorite characters in their fight against crime. I shall be known as...The Music Man!

Walter: Um...

Wayne: Rather than use my fists and risk getting one of my hairs out of place, I shall use my voice and sing while a crime is going on. The villain will stop what he or she is doing at once, sit down and listen to me croon. Maybe if I'm lucky, my new fans will demand an encore! And since everybody knows me as Wayne, my name "on the street" shall be Simon. Simon the Music Man.

Walter stares at Wayne for a moment; he slowly moves to couch and sits next to Floyd.

Floyd: *laughs at TV*

~Wherever Wayne, Walter and Floyd are...~

Sam: Ah, now that's a superhero I could be proud of!

Spamela: That sounds a little boring. :I

Sam: Boring? Certainly not! He's much more appropriate than those violent ruffians with their unnatural powers and their ridiculous spandex and--

Spamela: -blinkblink- But I like those ones.

Sam: You, young lady, do not know great strength when you see it!

Spamela: -while Wayne's standing right there- Where is it? O.O

Sam: WHACHEE--?! -babbles angrily-

Zoot: -still there...for some reason- Heh...

Wayne: Thank you, Sam. I'll never dress like those fools. All they want is attention.

Floyd and Walter laugh at TV.

Wayne: *to Spamela* Once you meet Simon, you'll forget all about those other guys.

Wayne tries to make a muscle; his pants fall down.

Wanda walks into room, sees Wayne, turns and walks out.

Wayne: *oblivious to pants around ankles; to Spamela* Eh? Eh?

Spamela: D: -screams in horror-

Sam: -chokes- Wayne, your pants-- -covers eyes-

Zoot: -snorts-

Sam: -to the old man- Now that wasn't very gentlemanly!

Zoot: Huh? You talkin' to me?

Spamela: -runs into a wall-

Sam: WAYNE, KINDLY PULL UP YOUR TROUSERS AT ONCE!

Wayne: Sam! I never thought you would stoop to the level of that hobo (gestures to Zoot) and say something silly like that!

Floyd: *to Walter* Think Animal would be mad if I brought the shark in as a guest?

Wayne: The question is, when should I begin my fight against crime? It's a bit too late in the evening to start now. Perhaps tomorrow.

Wayne trips and falls over couch.

Spamela: -still screaming like a damsel-

Blind Pew: Zat eez beautiful... O.O

Sam: Wayne, please!

Spamela: AAAAAAAH!

Zoot: Heyyy...I'm not a...uhhhh...

Sam: Dirty hippie? Yes. Yes you are.

Floyd: *to Walter* It would only be for one song. I mean, the shark wouldn't play the whole set. Just one song.

Wayne gets to his feet.

Wayne: You people know why I fell, don't you? It's because there's too much dust on the floor. A fellow can break his neck if he's not careful. *to Zoot* You. Old man. Make yourself useful and sweep up all this dust. If any of you need me, I'll be in my room going over a few songs.

Wayne turns to leave and trips.

Kelly (asleep on Angie's couch): zzzzzzzzzzz ...

Cotterpin: ZZZZZ ... huh? Oh, yeah, the Muppet thing.

Wrench (feeding Sarah and Bear some dog food): That was great!

Cotterpin: You managed to stay up?

Wrench: Sure! Didn't the rest of you guys watch it?

Cotterpin (yawns): That's what the internet's for.... zzzzzzz ....

Link Hogthrob: *waiting for Kelly to wake up so he can watch TV*

Annie Sue: Link...are you all right? :I

Link Hogthrob: I want to watch TV. I'm waiting for Kelly to wake so I can sit on the big couch, and watch TV.

Annie Sue: Why don't you come back to bed with me before breakfast? You know there's a television in our bedroom, too, right?

Link Hogthrob: *pouts* But, I want to watch TV in high definition! Right now! *crosses arms*

Annie Sue: Oh, stop being so antsy, Link! And, shh! You're going to wake up Kelly!

Link Hogthrob: But I--

Annie Sue: *beckons* Get back to bed, dear. -_-

Link Hogthrob: *whines*

Kelly (stretches outside): Okay, babies ... who's going for a walk?

Bear and Sarah (ears perk up)

Kelly: Shall we go to the PARK? PARK? PARK?

Sarah: BARK! BARK! BARK!

Kelly (smiles): It's off to the park, then. *they run off with tails and tongues wagging* Hey, wait! *tries to catch up*