Jackie's List of Trades!

Okay, sorry I said anything. Whatever.

I am the Walrus, Koo Koo Kachu.



-Matt

I thought you were the eggman.......

Oh you haven't heard? I was promoted last month. So basicly, they are the Eggman. Have you seen them fly yet? Just like Lucy in the Sky, I tell ya! Not as good as Elementry Penguins though...that line hit home. hehe

-Matt

Dude, some people on the board are MARRIED! We just like to be silly that's all.

Jackie, please. I just had dinner.

(and yes, I know this ain't the Love Stinks thread!)

Love is allowed in my posts. It's written in my contract.

Really....

It is.

*Agent Joseph steps in to outline the specifications of Jackies MCForum contract*



-Matt

Well my standard 24 pages contract contains a "no love" clause.

See, it says here I allow being put up with Muppet fans and geeks, freaky figure collectors, compilers of Muppet lists, Bill Barretta Borrowers, puppeteers, Muppeteers, fake Muppeteers, 6'6 Kentuckians, Fraggle Rock hippies and BlueFrackle.

Nothing about love.

I think I must speak to Phil about this...

Now a days you can work anything out as far as contracts go LOL!

You guys got contracts?

All I get is a Tic-Tac every 3 months.

I need a better agent...

*rushes in* Someone called for an agent?

I'm very cheap, I'm Inclore, and I can get you a Tic-Tac every month.

Jackie what was your reply??

Muppet Central, my #1 favorite website

Jackie, what doyou want for The Muppets Celebrate Jim Henson. Please answer me because I am desperate to find it on tape.

A Tic-Tac every month?

Hmmmmm... that is very tempting (especially since I want to buy the JHC for 3 Tic-Tacs and some pocket lint. I already have the lint)...

Her reply was: " "

Trust me. It was.

I am guessing that you said '' """' ' '" '"' '''' '' '''''' ''' ''"'' '' ' ' right?

You forgot 'Muffin Related' - so when you guys speak off-board, do you speak about Muffins most of the time too ? I'm guessing you are a great Muffin admirer Joseph !

Jes - if I meant '' """' ' '" '"' '''' '' '''''' ''' ''"'' '' ' ', I would have said '' """' ' '" '"' '''' '' '''''' ''' ''"'' '' ' '.

Woodstock the Inclore