Yes! I am NOT a sexy Muppet mans! For 3 reasons! I am not sexy. I do not work for the Muppets, and therefore, cannot be a Muppet man. Jell-O [/list=1] And so, I, Justin Harding (Harding being my middlename), being of unsound mind and... body, am not a sexy Muppet mans, and that's all there is to it!