Lost in a Cave

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The Muppets had decided to take a trip to a cave. Leading them was Kermit the Frog.

"This is a great idea", said Robin, "I am so glad that we came to this cave today".

"Yeah, this trip is going to be great!", said Scooter.

"Well, I am glad that you all are happy", said Kermit.

"Well, maybe we can eventually be alone together", said Miss Piggy.

"Uh, let's travel a bit more!", said Kermit.

"Oh, yeah", chuckled Pepe, "I hope that we get to see some nice, beautiful cave ladies, okay?"

"Oh, I wish that Camilla could come with us", said Gonzo, "This is an exciting journey".

"Yeah, and maybe we'll find some cheese", said Rizzo, "I'm hungry".

"Will you shut up about the cheese?", said an annoyed Sam, "We are ina great, american cave. It is part of our ancient american history! We must all be civilized, you hear?"

"Hey, I brought along my boomerang fish", said Lew Zeland, who started throwing his fish.

"Oh, will you cut that out?", said Sam, who then got hit by a fish.

"Well, thank you for bringing me on this trip", said Emily Bear.

"Oh, it's my pleasure", said Fozzie, "A cave is where a bear should be".

"Oh, you've said it", said Bobo, who almost walked into a big hole in the ground, but stopped himself, "Oh, I almost fell. I hope none of us fall into that hole".

"Oh, this is such a cute little cave", said Bean Bunny.

"Yeah, a lot of things to shovel", said Beauregard.

"Maybe we can play games in here", said Bean.

"And after that, we can play Pac-Man!", said Beauregard.

"What a weird way to spend time inside a cave", said Clifford.

"Oh, I don't know", said Dr. Teeth, "We could have ourselves a very groovy time!"

"Oh, yeah!", said Floyd.

"Far out", said Janice.

"CAVE! CAVE!" shouted Animal.

"You said it", said Zoot.

"Said what?", asked Lips.

"Well, however this trip turns out", said Floyd, "We'll be sure to have a blast!"

Crazy Harry then showed up, lauhging, "Did somebody say 'blast'?"

"NO!", shouted all of them, except for Animal, but that didn't stop Crazy Harry from setting off an explosion.

"Ohh...", said The Swedish Chef, shivering, "Merr de derr drut ohn de pufert...."

But his sentence was interrupted by a pice of rock that fell on him, curtosy of the explosion.

"Well, don't be afraid, Beaker", said Bunsen.

"Mee mee mee mee", said Beaker.

"This cave can have some good", said Bunsen.

"Me mee?", asked Beaker.

"We can find some materials for our next experiment", said Bunsen.

Beaker started to appreciate the cave a bit more.

"Just make sure you watch where you walk", said Bunsen.

However, Beaker wasn't paying attention, and he walked into the big, deep hole that Bobo almost walked into earlier. Beaker fell into a tunnel, which was kind of like a slide, and eventually, he got to the end, sliding through a hole that lead to a tar pit. Beaker got stuck in the tar pit, and he couldn't reach the hole that he fell from.

The others, however, were enjoying themselves, oblivious to Beaker's incident.

"Oh, I see some great stne sculptures of our first president, George Washington!", said Sam.

"Oh, that sure is good, okay?", said Pepe, "Now where are the women sculptures?"

"And where is the food?", asked Rizzo.

"Oh, Kermier"< said Miss Piggy, "It's so romantic here in the dark..."

"Uh, yes, but we've got some exploring to do".

Kermit then turned his head around and said, "Let's all make sure that we stay together."

They all started walking. Kermit, Miss Piggy, and Robin turned around a corner, not realising that they were walkign faster than the others were (partly because more of them were starting to stop and look at things). They found two large tunels to walk through.

"What great tunnels", said Robin.

"Yeah, I think we should go through that one", said Kermit.

"Agreed", said Miss Piggy.

They walked through that tunnel, but most of the others then arrived and walked through the other tunnel. Then Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem showed up, and saw the two tunnels, not knowing which one the others had gone into.

"Oh, which way shall we go?", asked Dr. Teeth.

"I wish I'd brought my saxaphone with me", said Zoot.

"Like, will you shut up with the saxaphone already?", asked Janice.

Animal pointed to the tunnel that Kermit had gone through and shouted, "THAT WAY! THAT WAY!"

"Well, the choice is obvious", said Floyd.

"Let's go!", said Dr. Teeth.

Bunsen had eventually gotten to the two-tunnel area, realising that Beaker wasn't with him.

"Well, Beaker, which tunnel do you think we should enter?", asked Bunsen, who turned hsi head and finally noticed that Beaker wasn't there.

"Uh, Beaker? Beaker?", Bunsen turned his head in both directions, "Where are you? Oh, I've gotta find Kermit."

Bunsen looked at the two tunnels, and decided to go to the one that Kermit did enter.

"I hope this is the right one", said Bunsen.

Bunsen started running, and eventually, he found Kermit.

"Oh, Kermit!", said Bunsen, "Beaker is missing!"

"Oh, I told you all to stay with me", said Kermit.

"We should form a rescue team", said Miss Piggy, "I'll be with you".

Kermit then noticed that many of the others weren't there.

"Where's... where's everybody else?", asked Kermit, "Where's Sam, and Gonzo, and Scooter, and Beauregard, and..."

"We must find them!", said Robin.

"Indeed we shall", said Bunsen.

 

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Chapter 2

Most of the Muppets were having a great time inside the cave. Fozzie and his mother were certainly enjoying it.

"Well, Fozzie, this is the life", said Emily Bear.

"You said it, Ma!", said Fozzie, "This trip sure is BEAR-able! Wocka wocka!"

"Uh, Fozzie", said Emily, "Please don't ruin this trip".

Sam was looking at soem ancient skulls.

"Skulls, used for great, cultural, shakespearian plays", said Sam, observing them.

"They probably taste like walnuts, okay?", said Pepe.

"Actually", said one of the skulls, "We taste like blueberries".

Gonzo had found a cart and gotten inside of it.

"Hey, Rizzo", said Gonzo, "Look at this great cart that I found".

"Be careful", said Rizzo, "I hear those things are kind of dangerous...."

Despite fearing for his safety, Rizzo got in it anyway.

"Oh, Rizzo", said Gonzo, "There is noth..."

However, the cart started sliding downhill in the cave, going really fast.

"Aaaaaaahhhh", screamed Rizzo.

"Isn't this fun?", asked Gonzo.

The cart started turning in corners, and even went up walls and on the ceiling.

"This cart must be magical", said Rizzo, "Either that, or this is really a rollercoaster".

Eventually, the cart ran into a small wall, It's sudden stop sent Gonzo and Rizzo flying out of the cart. Rizzo landed on the ground, while Gonzo's face got stuck inside a small hole.

"Oh, I'd like to do that again", said Gonzo, who tried to pull his face out of the hole, only it got stuck. "Uh, Rizzo, I'm stuck..."

"I'll get you out, buddy", said Rizzo, who grabbed onto Gonzo and pulled, only he wouldn't go unstuck.

"We need soemthing stronger", said Rizzo.

"How about fungus?", asked Gonzo.

Bunsen was searching around for Beaker.

"Beaker! Beaker!", called Bunsen, not making any progress, "Where could Beaker be?"

As he looked, he found a small stone, shapped just like Beaker's head.

"Oh, there you are, Beaker...", said Bunsen, who then realised that it was just a stone, "Oh, it's not you, but it's a very good likeness. Somebody at Palisades must have carved you."

Meanwhile, Beaker tried to climb the wall out of the tar pit. Beaker made it to the hole, but the tar was still stuck to Beaker, stretching out. Beaker then let go of the wall, and the stretched-out tar pulled Beaker back into the tar pit.

Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem then saw some golden light comming from one room in the cave.

"Oh, look", said Janice, "Something's bright!"

"Let's check it out", said Floyd.

"Maybe it's somethign musical", said Lips.

"MU-SIC-CAL!", said Animal.

They went to the room, and found millions of gold coins.

"Oh, wow!", said Dr. Teeth, "We're rich!"

"Now I can buy more saxaphones", said Zoot.

"Groovy", said Janice.

"Money!!!!", shouted Animal.

"Now, like, let's take this money to the bus", said Janice.

 

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Chapter 3

Rizzo was still trying to pull Gonzo's head out of the wall hole, with no luck.

"Oh, let me help you", said Scooter, who put his arms around Rizzo and pulled. Gonzo was still stuck.

Beauregard then saw this, and decided to pull on Scooter.

Then Lew Zeland saw this and decided to help.

"Oh, let me help", said Lew.

"Thanks", said Beauregard.

They were pulling harder, but not succeeding any better.

"Oh, this is hopeless", said Rizzo.

"We must try, try again", said Scooter.

"I think we can do it", said Beauregard.

"You think?", asked Rizzo.

"Oh, I'll help you all", said Fozzie, who grabbed onto Lew and started pulling.

"I'll help you, son", said Emily Bear, who grabbed onto Fozzie and pulled.

"Thanks, mom", said Fozzie.

"We must pull harder", said Scooter.

Gonzo was enjoying the tugging, "Oh, this is fun", he said, "But my nose is starting to itch". Gonzo saw a small wooden lever inside the hole and rubbed his nose against it, allowing him to scratch it. However, his nose rubbing the lever caused the cave to shake.

"Oh, no", cried Rizzo, "What's happening?"

"Maybe it's somebody's birthday", said Beauregard.

But then water bursted out of the hole, causing everybody to be shot backwards, flying backwards for an unusual amound of time. They all screamed. Although the water stopped shooting out of the hole after only a few feet, the Muppets flew backwards for much longer.

Sam the Eagle was looking at the small hole in the ground.

"Oh, I wonder what could possibly be in that hole", said Sam.

He heard Beaker's voice, "Mee mee mee mee!!!"

"Beaker!", said Sam, "Get out of there!"

But then the Muppets were were flying backwards bumped into Sam, and they all fell down the hole and into the tar pit.

"Oh, hello Beaker", said Beauregard.

"Mee mee...", said Beaker.

"Ugh", said Sam, "This stuff is so disgusting!"

"Fozzie", said Emily, "You'd better clean your fur".

"Okay", said Fozzie, "But you should do it, too".

"Oh, whata great finish to being stuck in the wall", said Gonzo.

"Yeah, but I think we're stuck again", said Rizzo.

"And then we shall have another big finish", said Gonzo.

 

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Chapter 4

Clifford was searching for Beaker.

'Beaker!", called Clifford, "Where are you?"

"I'm right here", said Bean.

"Oh, I was looking for Beaker", said Clifford.

:Why would you want to look for Beaker when you could look for somebody as cute as me?", asked Bean.

"Oh, yuck, okay", said Pepe, "I'm going to find soem wild cave women".

"Now I'm down with that", said Clifford.

"You know", said Kermit, "A lot of us are missing".

"Then I will help us find them", said Crazy Harry, who then caused an explosion, causing a few cave ceillings to fall.

Bobo was looking at the hole in the ground that led to the tar pit.

"That hole looks mighty nice", said Bobo, "Maybe I can crawl into it".

Bobo got down on his hands and started crawling into it.

"This isn't so bad", thought Bobo, but then his hands slipped, and he slid down the tunnel, head first. He made it to the hole at the bottokm before getting stuck, head first, and with his arms blocked.

"Hi, everybody", said Bobo, "I think I'm stuck".

"Well, there goes my plan for us to get out of here", said Fozzie.

"Hey, can anybody help me out of here?", asked Bobo.

"We would if we could get out of this tar pit", said Scooter.

Everybody talked in agreement, all at once.

Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem were walking back to get some more gold.

"Well, it's good to know that our bus can carry all that gold", said Dr. Teeth.

"We might have more gold than what our bus is worth on ebay", said Janice.

Pepe then showed up.

"Did I hear somebody say gold, okay?", asked Pepe.

"Yes, we rully said gold", said Janice.

"GOLD!", shouted Animal.

"I will help you, okay", said Pepe.

"I guess we'll have to share the gold with everybody then", said Floyd.

Miss Piggy then showed up.

"Moi heard that there's gold", said Miss Piggy.

"Uh... yeah", said Floyd, "It actually weighs more than you do".

Miss Piggy then karate-chopped Floyd.

 

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Chapter 5

Miss Piggy, Pepe, Clifford, and the Electric Mayhem were all carrying gold out of the cave.

"Moi am richer than ever before!", exclaimed Miss Piggy, "I'll have to buy two more limos".

"I know what I am going to buy, okay", said Pepe, with a nasty laugh.

"Perhaps the band could sponsor our own gigs", said Floyd.

"Yyyyeaaaah!", growled Animal.

Kermit and Bunsen were watching.
"I can't believe that all they care about is money", said Kermit.

"I could use the gold to fund more inventions", said Bunsen, "and maybe I can invent something that can help us find everybody else".

"Like, I'm gonna buy a new jacuzzi", said Janice.

"Works for me, okay", said Pepe.

Meanwhile, Fozzie was telling jokes in the tarpit.

"Okay, here's one", Fozzie said as the others started groaning, "What's black and white and any other color?"

"What?", asked Scooter.

"Anything that's stuck in a tar pit!", said Fozzie.

Everybody groaned.

"I sure hope that we get unbstuck soon", said Rizzo.

"So do I", said Bobo, "I am tired of being stuck in a hole".

"Well, maybe if you'd lose some weight....", said Rizzo.

"Maybe we can all sing a song", said Beauregard.

"What shall we sing?", asked Emily Bear.

"How about the national anthem", said Sam.

"No", said Fozzie, "We should sing something by Ray Stevens or Weird Al Yankovic".

"No, I'd like to sing some broadway show tunes", said Scooter.

"Mee mee mee mee", said Beaker.

"Or how about that red-nosed reindeer song?", said Beauregard.

"You know", said Scooter, "If Kermit were here, he'd probably sing Bein' Green, or Rainbow Connection, or something like that".

"Yeah", said Rizzo, "But Kermit ain't here".

 

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Chapter 6

Bean Bunny was wondering around the cave.

"Oh, what cute darkness!", said Bean, "And what cute paintings on the walls!"

Bean Bunny wandered a bit more, untill he saw the hole.

"Wow! A hole!", said Bean, who then slipped down the hole, and landed on Bobo's bottom. Bobo slightly grunted.

"What's wrong, Bobo?", asked Gonzo.

"Something fell on me", said Bobo.

Bean Bunny could hear Bobo's voice.

"Hey, is that you, Bobo?", asked Bean.

"Yes", said Bean, "I am stuck in this hole, and many of your friends are stuck in the tar pit that this hole leads to".

"Really?", asked Bean.

"Yes, really", said Sam, impatiently, "Send for help!"

"Oh, hi, guys!", said Bean, waving his hand despite the fact that they couldn't see him.

"Oh, hi, Bean", said Beauregard.

"Mee mee", said Beaker.

"How's it going?"< said Scooter.

"Howe could you all be greeting each other at a time like this?", said Emily Bear.

"We're not at a time like this", said Fozzie, "We're in atar pit. Aaaaahh! Wocka wocka!"

"Fozzie", said Emily, "Thisd is no joking matter".

"That's right, Ma", said Fozzie, "This is a tarpit".

"Bean, help me out of here", yelled Bobo.

"Okay", said Bean, who started jumping on Bobo.

"no!", creid Bobo, "Don't push me down here into the tarpit".

"Oh, sorry", said Bean, who then grabbed Bobo's leg and tried to pull him out, though he had trouble, in part because of Bean's size, and in another part because Bean was standing on Bobo as he pulled him.

Eventually, Kermit, Miss Piggy, Robin, The Swedish Chef, Pepe, Bunsen, Clifford, and Crazy Harry were all standing near the hole.

"Beaker!", called Bunsen.

"Fozzie! Mrs. Bear!", called Kermit.

"Bobo! Lew Zeland!", called Pepe.

"Beauregard! Scooter!", called Miss Piggy.

"Gonzo! Rizzo!", called Clifford.

"Sum de eegel!", called The Swedish Chef.

Bean Bunny could hear them.

"Hey, everybody!", called Bean, they are down here!"

"What's everybody doing own there?", asked Robin.

"Bobo is stuck in a hole, and everyone else is stuc in a tar pit".

Dr. Teeth then walked by.

"Oh, I can take care of that", said Dr. Teeth, "I've got a long rope in the bus!"

"I'll get it", aid Zoot.

So Zoot brought the rope, and Lips put the rope down the the bottom.

"Okay, I caught it", said Bean, who then tied the rope around Bobo's left leg, and then climbed out of the hole.

"Well, now we can pull him out", said Bean.

"Let me hundul ut", said The Swedish Chef, who then grabbed a piece of rope and started pulling. However, The Swedish Chef had trouble getting Bobo out, and the chef stressed himself out.

"Oh, it's no use", said Bunsen, "That bear is too heavy".

"I heard that!", said Bobo.

"Hey, I've got a plan", said Floyd.

 

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Chapter 7

So Dr. Teeth backed up the bus into the cave, and Janice tied the other end of the rope to the bus.

"This ought to get him out, fer sure!", said Janice.

"Yeah!", yelled Animal.

"Well, then, get him out", said Kermit.

"Oh, my pleasure", said Dr. Teeth as he stepped on the gas and drove really fast.

And the bus did the trick. Bobo soon got pulled out of the hole.

"Whoa!", yelled Bobo.

"What fun!", said Floyd, riding the bus along with the rest of the Mayhem.

"This trip was worthwile after all", said Janice.

"Let's JAM!", yelled Animal.

"Oh, yeah!", shouted Dr. Teeth.

Janice looked out the back window as Bobo was being pulled away.

"Hey, Dr. Teeth", said Janice, "We got him out".

"Oh", said Dr. Teeth, not paying attention untill the bus got to the edge of a cliff. The front half was off the cliff, leaning off but not quite off.

"What fun!", shouted Animal.

The impact caused Bobo, still tied to the rope, to fly to the bus and hit the bus. That hit caused the bus to turnm over off the cliff and caused them all to crash off a cliff.

"Again!", shouted Animal.

"Oh, this pain is a real bummer!", said Janice.

"This is really bad", said Bobo.

"Zoot! Lips! Can you two still talk?", asked Floyd.

Kermit and the other Muppets who weren't stuck in a tar pit ran out of the cave.

"Oh, no", said Kermit, "Half of us fell off a cliff, and half of us are stuck in a tar pit. What a vacation..."

"And I didn't even get to meet any cave women, okay", said Pepe.

"Oh, shut up!", said Robin.

Suddenly, the cave started falling apart.

"Oh, no!", said Clifford.

"Our other friends could get hurt!", said Kermit.

"Don't look at me", said Crazy Harry, "I'm not responsible".

The whole cave n had collapsed.

"Oh, I hope our friends are not dead", said Robin.

But then all of a sudden, the whole thing exploded, and the cave and people inside shot up to the sky.

"Hey, we're flying!", said Rizzo.

"We're up in the air", said Scooter.

"We're out of there", said a relieved Sam.

"Mee mee!", said Beaker.

Eventually, they all fell to the ground.

"Oh, it's great to see you again, Beaker", said Bunsen.

"Oh, whata finish!", said Gonzo.

"Oh, I really hurt right now....", groaned Emily Bear.

"We've got to get them all to the hospital", said Robin.

"That's right, we do", said Kermit, who then looked around, "But wait a minute... where's David Hogsohog?"

"David Hogsohog? I didn't even know he was on this trip", said Miss Piggy.

"I can't believe he came but not Link Hogthrob", said Clifford.

David Hogsohog then crawled out of the damaged cave, very weakily.

"Help!", creid David Hogsohog.

Most of them soon went to the hospital, where they were damaged in many different ways. Fozzie and Emily Bear were both in back pain. Scooter had a cast on his leg, which was hung over his hospital bed. Gonzo had his nose in a cast. Beaker had a full-body cast, covering everything, including his face. Beauregard had some bandages wrapped around his head. Dr. Teeth also had bandages around his head. Zoot and Lips both had oxygen masks. Animal was wrapped in bandages, though they were put on very poorly. Sam had both arms in a cast. Bob was in afull-body cast, but unlike Beaker, his face wasn't covered. Rizzo didn't have any visible damage. Floyd and Janice both had neck braces. And Lew Zeland had bandages on his face.

"Well, everybody", said Kermit, "The doctor says you will all get out soon".

Everybody cheered.

"But Beaker will have to stay here for six more weeks", said Kermit.

Beaker tried to groan.

"Oh, it's okay, Beaker", said Bunsen, "I'll give you sick pay".

"Will anybody sign my nose?", asked Gonzo.

"Our bill must be expensive", said Scooter, whose rope that held up his cast soon fell, hitting the bed and causing Scooter to scream.

"Oh, don't worry", said Kermit, "We found enough gold to cover your healht expenses. Oh, and Dr. Teeth, we had plenty of gold left over to pay for your bus to be repaired."

"Great", said Dr. Teeth, wo then started to cough.

"Do we have any gold left over?", said Rizzo.

"Well, we had 250,000 dollars worth left over", said Kermit, "But I decided to give the rest to charity.."

"What!", said most of the Muppets, astounded.

"You gave away our money?", said an angered Miss Piggy.

"Well, yeah...", said a guilt-felt Kermit.

"Hiiiiiiya!", said Miss Piggy, who karate-chopped Kermit. Her karate chop sent Kermit flying out the window.

Rowlf appeared, dressed as Dr. Bob.

"Well, it looks like we've got another patient!", laughed Rowlf.

The End