Minor Muppetz' 6000th Post Ceremony

[minor muppetz]

(a big room is filed with Muppets, as an instrumental version of "This Frog" plays in the background)
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the 6000th post of Minor Muppetz!

(the Muppets cheer)

Announcer: And Minor Muppetz wanted to have a big ceremony for the occassion. He's invited all of the Muppets in the world, though he doens't know if everyone's made it. And now, here is Kermit the Frog: Hi ho, everybody. Welcome to Minor Muppetz' 6000th post at Muppet Central.
The Count: I will go to Muppet Central and count all of his posts.
Kermit: Uh, right. Anyway, Minor Muppetz has decided to show some of his favorite Muppet clips. Let's get the clips rolling.

Clips Shown

• Happy Feet
• I've Got a Song
• Whenever I Call You Friend
• Kermit talks about the letter W, as Cookie Monster eats it
• Prairie Danw invites Grover, Cookie, and Herry to dinner
• Do De Rubber Duck
• Gonzo jumps in front of a taxi
• The Grouch Anthem
• Under My Skin
• Buisness Buisness
• Bunsen shows off his gorillia detector

(The Muppets cheer, except for Beaker...)

Bunsen: Beaker, what's wrong?
Beaker: (sniffs) Meep meep mee, me mee, meep.
Bunsen: Oh, you're just a little sad that you weren't in any of those clips. Well, I hear that Minor Muppetz has chosen some of his favorite clips that you star in.
Beaker: M'really?

Clips Shown

• Beaker sings "Feelings"
• Beaker tries out a nose warmer
• Beaker eats a taco at Walt Disney World
• Beaker tries Bunsen's elevador shoes
• Beaker as the Angel of Death in Silent Stawberries

Mr. Johnson: Hey, can I get some service here?
Grover: Hello, I am Grover, and I am your waiter.
Mr. Johnson: Oh, no, it's you!
Grover: That is correct. Minor Muppetz specifically chose me to be the waiter nhere. What would you like to eat?
Mr. Johnson: I'd like soem baked potatoes.
Grover: Oh, I am so sorry, but we do not have any baked potatoes.
Mr. Johnson: Oh, then how about some meatloaf?
Grover: No, we do not have any meatloaf.
Mr. Johnson: What about a griled cheese sandhwich?
Grover; No, we do not have that.
Mr. Johnson: Why not?
Grover: Oh, we are only serving foods that Minor Mupetz likes, and he does not like any of those foods.

(Ernie squeaks his Rubber Duckie)
Bert: Ernie, I don't mind that you brought Rubber Duckie, but did you have to bring your Twiddlebug box?
Ernie: Well, how else would they have gotten here on time?
(The Twiddlebugs stick their heads out of the box and wave)

Pepe: Tell me, Seymour, why am I sitting with you again?
Seymour; Oh, Minor Muppetz says that we have to. And he likes me better than you.
Pepe: Aye currumba, okay....

Scooter: And now, here are some more clips.

Clips Included

• I Love My Elbows
• Boogie in the Barnyard
• Sweet Vacation
• Moving Right Along
• Mahna Mahan (The Mupet Show version)
• A Song From Kermit
• Grover the waiter: Hamburger
• The Swedish Chef makes spaghetti
• What Would You Say?
• Leon cons Cliff Huxtable into buying an elevador pass
• Muppet Match-Up
• Firefly
• Ukelelee Lady
• Muppet Sports: Wig Racing
• part of the carol sing in A Muppet Family Christmas
• Pepe appears in a tutu
• Seymour and Pepe's "Elefino" joke
• Seinfeild Babies
• The Muppets String Quartet
• Monsterpeice Theater: Chariots of Fur
• Sesame Street News: Pinocchio
• Fuzzy and Blue
• Grover asks people why the number 2 is their favorite number
• Big Bird and The Swedish Chef sing "The Christmas Song"
• Ernie and Bert sing "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas"
• Take It Away
• School's Out for Summer
• Someone Just Like You
• Grover puts ears on Kermit
• Grover gives Kermit a pair of sunglasses with ears and a nose attached
• Happiness Hotel
• Rat Scat
• Side by Side by Side/ What Would We Do Without You?

Kermit: And now, here he is, Minor Muppetz!

(the crowd cheers, as Minor Muppetz comes to the stage, and an instrmental version of Bein' Green plays)
Minor Muppetz: Thank you, thank you. It's my p-pl-pleasure to be here, with 6000 posts. That's really something.
Statler: Hey, Mr. Muppetz!
Minor Muppetz: Yeah?
Waldorf: Why don't you get a life?
(Statler and Waldorf laugh, and most of the others then join them)
Minor Muppetz: And now, I'd like to bring out soem of my all-time favorite... minor muppets.

(An instrumental version of "Right Where I Belong" plays as Lips, Dr. Phil van Neuter, Mr. Johnson, Simon Soundman, Professor Hastings, George the Janitor, Bill the Bubble Guy, Convincing John, Lefty, Biff, Sully, Mumford, Beauregard, Lew Zealand, Crazy Harry, Forgetful Jones, Nigel the Director, The Newsman, Louis Kazagger, Fleet Scribbler, Little Jerry and the monotones, Zeke and Bubbu from the jugband, Boppity, Beautiful Day Monster, Gloat, Uncle Deadley, Thog, Doglion, Bruno, and Sam the Robot all come out on stage)

Beauregard: This is one of my happiest moments.
Lew Zealand: I think I'll throw a fish.
Crazy Harry: I'll do something better!
(Crazy Harry blows up Minor Muppetz)
Minor Muppetz: Whoa... And now, here are my favorite main characters.

(There's No Buisness Like Show Buisness plays as Kermit, Fozzie, Gonzo, Rizzo, Pepe, Seymour, Bunsen, Beaker, Leon, Ernie, Scooter, Rowlf, Cookie Monster, Grover, Herry, Abby Cadabby, Rosita, Red Fraggle, Boober Fraggle, Wembly Fraggle, Digit, Scred, Oscar, and Zoot all enter the stage)

Kermit: Well, I'm hapy to eb up here.
Fozzie: I always figured I'd be here.
Pepe: Well, I am more likely, okay.
Gonzo: I just wish I got blown up.
Cookie Monster: Hey, Minor, you got cookies?
Minor Muppetz: No, I ain't got any cookies.
Herry: Come on, there are some cookies off the stage.

(in the audience...)
Bean Bunny: Hey, why wasn't I in either of those groups? I am both a minor character and a main character.
Bobo: What do you mean?
Bean: Well, if Digit, Leon, and Scred all count as main characters, then surley I do, too.
Bono: Hey, now, don't cal me Shirley.

(Miss Piggy comes up on stage)
Miss Piggy: Hey, Minor Muppetz, I think vous forgot to invite me up here.
Minor Muppetz: No, I didn't.
Miss Piggy: What do you mean?
Minor Muppetz: You're not one of my favorite characters.
Miss Piggy: What! Hiiii-ya! (karate chops Minor Muppetz)
Floyd: That's almost funny.
Janice: Almost?
Floyd: We werne't invited, either.
Janice: Rully. Like, why'd he have to include Lips and Zot as favorites, but not me?
Kermit: Well, Minor Mupetz is injured, so let's end the ceremony now. Thank you all for coming.

(the crowd cheers)

Statler: (notices that Waldorf is sleeping) Hey, you old fool, you slept through the show.
Waldorf: No, I didn't. Don't you remember when we told Minor Muppetz to get a life?
Statler: Oh, yeah.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Very nice! Congrats on 6000 posts!

 

[Ilikemuppets]

Congrats on reaching it to the big 6000, minor mupperts!

 

[minor muppetz]

I wonder why this was moved from fan fiction to friends and family. I consider it fiction, even though it really was my 6000th post. I thought about making it a two-part post, which would have meant that part 2 would at least be post 6001 (like this post), and I could have put in some sort of gag about it.

 

[minor muppetz]

deleted scenes

Here are some scenes that I thought up but forgot to include, as well as some that I thought up after I posted my 6000th post.

Scene 1:

Big Bird: Are you enjoying your spaghetti, Mr. Snuffleupagus?
Snuffy: Oh, yes, I am, Bird. It's just a shame that Minor Muppetz doesn't like cabbage, and is only allowing foods that he likes.
Big Bird: Yeah. But at least you got one of your favorite foods. He doesn't like bird seed. (sighs)
Bert: If you think that's bad, he doesn't like oatmeal, either.

Scene 2:

Grover: What wil you all have?
Gobo: I'll have two radishes and a doozer stick.
Mokey: I'll have what he's having.
Red Fraggle: So will I.
Boober: Me, too!
Wembly: I can't decide if I'd rather have more doozer sticks or radishes.
Grover: Oh, I am so sorry. Mr. Muppetz does not like radishes, so you get none.
(the Fraggles all moan)
Splurge: (appearing out of nowhere) No radishes?
Gobo: Uh, but he does like doozer sticks, right?
Grover: Oh, of course he does!
Splurge: Blecch!

Scene 3:

Oscar: It doesn't matter what the guest of honor likes and dislikes.
Grundgetta: That's right!
Moshier Oofnik: We grouches can stil have what we like.
Oscar: I ordered some salad, ice cream, carrots, and pizza, and when they come, I am going to mix them togetehr for a great grouch snack.
Grouches: Yeah!

Scene 4:

(after being injured by Miss Piggy, and after Kermit saying that the show is over)

Minor Muppetz: Wait! I'd like to thank some people.
Kermit: Oh, okay.
Oscar: No! Don't thank anybody!
Minor Muppetz: Anyway, I'd like to thank everybody at Mupet Central and Muppet Wiki. Oh, and the Golden Age Cartoons forums, where I am known as Speedy Fast.
The Count: That's two, two identities.
Minor Muppetz: And also the people at the World of Weird Al forum, where I am known as Weird User.
The Count: Three identities!
Minor Muppetz: But for Muppet Central members in particular, I'd like to thank Phillip and Cindy Chapman for running the site. And I'd like to thank Ziffle, TogetherAgain, Frogboy, Mupet Dude, Boober Gorg, Mrs. Pepper, Dwayne 1115, The Count...
The Count: Oh, thank you!
Minor Mupetz: No, not you, a Mupet Central member called The Count.
The Count: Oh.
Minor Muppetz: And I'd like to also thank Bear...
Bear: Oh, I didn't think you cared about me...
Minor Mupet: Uh, again, I'm referring to a Muppet Central forum member named Bear. And thanks to Bill Bubble Guy...
Bil the Bubble Guy: You forgot the "the".
Minor Muppetz: No, I was referring to....
Bill the Bubble Guy: (joining in, finishing Minor Muppetz' sentence) a forum member with the same name.
Minor Muppetz: And I'd like to thank Beauregard.
Beauregard: Oh, thanks.
Minor Muppetz: I meant a member with that name. And I'd like to thank Gorgon Heap...
Gorgon Heap: Of course you would.
Minor Muppetz: Once again, I meant a member with the same user name as your name.
Gorgon Heap: That does it! I'm gonna eat you!
Minor Muppetz: Well, I'd rather get eaten by Behemoth than you.
Behemoth: Ha ha! He likes me better!
Minor Muppetz: And finally, I'd like to thank the one and only Jim Henson.

(the Muppets all stare blankly)

Minor Muppetz: I meant the real Jim Henson, who created most of you, and not some Muppet Central forum user with that name.

(the Muppets all cheer wildly)

 

[Skye]

That's awesome! Congrats on 6,000+ posts, minor muppetz!

 

[ISNorden]

*HUGS* and congratulations, minor muppetz; your 6000th-post ceremony was hilarious (even the "deleted scenes" at the end). Keep up the terrific job!